Knoccin naggas/mexicans/whiteboys out from the blindside

waterproof

Yo straight up and down i dont give a fuk i will take flight on you from your blindside. Niggas be like "YO AQUA niggas dont appreciate u sprainin ther jaws and havin their jaw wired shut and shit, breakin jaws from the blindside AQUA is some snake shit". Yo fuk it that's how i get down, to the point that niggas i know dont even let me be on their side of them when we walkin or some shit to the store, everytime im on their side they be on some floyd mayweather shit havin they shoulders up high and tuckin their shit.

yo i drop some stories in a few

b@squ1@t redux

why dont you take ur allowance & by a gun so u can blow ur brains out since ur such a formidable faggot?

waterproof

b@squ1@t redux wrote: »

why dont you take ur allowance & by a gun so u can blow ur brains out since ur such a formidable faggot?

how about i pull my dicc out on on your mother and watch her drop to her knees and pray and worship the black man dicc and start talkin in tongues and screamin "HOT FUDGE COMIN ON IN GOOD LORD, HOT FUDGE COMIN ON IT GOOD LORD!"

shootemwon

lmfao .

b@squ1@t redux

You have a facebook or myspace so i can add you and we can network!? nh

b@squ1@t redux

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waterproof

YO one time i was in this bar and this big black incredible hulk nigga was there takin up space jus bein big for no reason he was at least 6'4 260 comin off a cycle of Test and Deca, so im a the bar orderin a pitcher of ALE and i received my pitcher and this nigga and his big ass shoulder done knocced my pitcher out my hand and spilled everywhere, i was like nigga you going to say sorry at least, this nigga had a tough luck look nigga smirk on his face and turned around to a skinny no ass no frills no thrills cavebitch, so THE AQUA tapped his shoulder and he was turnin his head around and CRACLACK!!!!!! A SISTA screamed "OH SHIT!, DAMN - MUTHAFUCKA!" and started cryin, the nigga head hit the counter felled to the ground and was layin on his neck eyes rollin jaw blowin up like an booty and makin some weezyin noise.

hefty-vulturestatus

waterproof wrote: »

YO one time i was in this bar and this big black incredible hulk nigga was there takin up space jus bein big for no reason he was at least 6'4 260 comin off a cycle of Test and Deca, so im a the bar orderin a pitcher of ALE and i received my pitcher and this nigga and his big ass shoulder done knocced my pitcher out my hand and spilled everywhere, i was like nigga you going to say sorry at least, this nigga had a tough luck look nigga smirk on his face and turned around to a skinny no ass no frills no thrills cavebitch, so THE AQUA tapped his shoulder and he was turnin his head around and CRACLACK!!!!!! A SISTA screamed "OH SHIT!, DAMN - MUTHAFUCKA!" and started cryin, the nigga head hit the counter felled to the ground and was layin on his neck eyes rollin jaw blowin up like an booty and makin some weezyin noise.

But what about the pitcher? Did you have to leave then? I'd take my loss and concentrate on getting drunk.

dalyricalbandit

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esco soprano

dalyricalbandit wrote: »

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I'm cryin over here.........LMFAO!!!!!!

esco soprano

It's ill how his hat spun in place and his glasses took flight......WOW.

shiloh ben

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shiloh ben

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I'm THAT guy...

that nigga from g's and gents got the g.o.a.t suckerpunch

waterproof

hefty-vulturestatus wrote: »

But what about the pitcher? Did you have to leave then? I'd take my loss and concentrate on getting drunk.

the nigga was sleep so i couldnt have him by the aqua another one, plus i bounced aint no use for me gettin hemmed up by the po's. but damn it was a RED ALE and i knew i was about to get bent

waterproof

dalyricalbandit wrote: »

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CLAK CLAK CLAK CLAK CLAK CLAK!!!! YO that's the shit im talkin about

waterproof

Yo it's THE AQUA u know what time it is, niggas be PMin "yo AQUA what up with u knoccin brotha's out from the blindside, i thought u on that pro black shit, what about the mexicans and whiteboys" first of all shut up ur feeble mouth b4 i knocc your sister out from the blindside in front of her man, YO I MOVE WHEN I MOVE but with out further a do.

YO the AQUA was at bar (YEAH THAT'S right THE AQUA fuks with the bars, lounge ect... clubs aint my thang) with this THICK ASS LATINA a few days ago, and u know it's CINCO DE MAYO week and u know how mexicans act, thinkin they all tough. THE AQUA dont give a fuk about a CINCO DE MAYO, so i was there with this thick ass latina and this norte lookin dude was muggin THE AQUA and he was with his homeboy so i was walkin to the pool table when this stupid ass mexican didnt want to let me thru. this muthafuka said why dont you date your own, i was like what?? he said u hear me ni@@er, we dont like you dating ours.

So i said YO IM hear to play pool and drink that' it, so he was standin and front of me and said i dont move for ni@@ers walk around me, latina was like AQUA let's go so THE GOD step to his right to walk around him then when i got to his side i torque my hips (YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I SAID TORQUE that's why some of yall still gettin your ass kick because you dont study the arts about physics and shit, power and leverage) on some HIDEO NOMO shit and swung at the side of his chin and followed thru like a pitcher tryin to punch thru his chin AND CRACLAK!!!

that muthafuckin mexican legs went limp and he folded hewas knocked the fuk out BUT HIS EYES WAS OPEN, blood flowin everywhere and the mexican aint move, YO HE WAS ASLEEP WITH HIS EYE'S OPEN.

his homeboy screamed IYEEEE you shot my homeboy ehh, u shot my homeboy!! shoot me ehh, shoot me ehh all cryin and shit. holdin his homeboy in his arms.

I Self Lord & Master

whole shit is hilarious, but the song and movie references deaded me

b@squ1@t redux

any of you guys wanna switch me seats?

this blk dude with the shitty attitude is really bumming me out its making it hard to nap

earth two superman

what about coons?

ptnutz

dalyricalbandit wrote: »

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I still say blindsiding someone is a bitch move, but in this case and the case at the bar, ni99as should have been on their guard. You spill a man's drink, you need to buy another one or be ready for the consequences. In the case of the gif, dude knew the other dude had beef and thought he could talk shit while being protected by security.

Bender Rodriguez

b@squ1@t redux wrote: »

any of you guys wanna switch me seats?

this blk dude with the shitty attitude is really bumming me out its making it hard to nap

should take a seat next to the bitch in the back and get some afternoon delight word to Ron Burgundy

waterproof

I Self Lord & Master wrote: »

whole shit is hilarious, but the song and movie references deaded me

YO WORD UP that ALBUM is a hip-hop classic, strait up. I had that shit on cassett when it dropped in 96, yo if you want a raw hip-hop album in a pure form cop that album!!!

and YO how u post those you tube video's like that, for the life of me i cant post those shits

waterproof

biggyboy_karl wrote: »

You mention Aqua around here and folks think you're talking about the female rapping abortionist.

What the deal is?

NIGGA because im the ORIGINAL AQUA round these parts

waterproof

Young-Ice wrote: »

So you're too bitch to win a fair fight?

You worse than a dog.

shut u mouth, ur chin have a hint of sweaty balls, shame on you. i slap my dicc on your mother chin from the blindside - but the bitch seen it from the corner of her eye and she acted all shock and shit ol nasty ass bitch, she was expecting it actin like she shock.

earth two superman

waterproof wrote: »

how about i pull my dicc out on on your mother and watch her drop to her knees and pray and worship the black man dicc and start talkin in tongues and screamin "HOT FUDGE COMIN ON IN GOOD LORD, HOT FUDGE COMIN ON IT GOOD LORD!"

yo ima start saying this lmao