In High School I was on some simp shyt. Had a girl I was jocking hard. Took her out to Red Lobster then a movie. In Red Lobster she ordered a gang of food then took most of it home in a doggy bag.
The next day I hear from my boy that she is in the lunch room with her ex and he is eating Red Lobster. . . . . . . I walk in there and sure enough. She is posted up hugged up on her ex and the cotdam Red Lobster I bought her the day before is in front of that nikka and he is shoveling it in like a Hungry Hungry Hippo.
She saw me looking at her from across the lunchroom and starts cracking up. Then points to her girls who are around and they all start laughing. The dude looks up from his plate with a damn biscuit in his hand. . Looks at me and grins. Then continues to

. Man I was in the 10th grade brehs. I had a lil part time job washing dishes at a gotdam Ponderosa Steakhouse. That lil date hurt a nikkas pockets. And her actions ethered my soul. It was good though. I learned from that shyt and every girl after that got shytted on until she proved herself
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0 · Wack Feelings Nosign Cosign Ether GOAT LOL ·i watched this bitch laugh at my boy when he asked her to homecoming... he still gets clowned.... i've gotten rejected plenty times but nothing fucked up
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0 · Wack Feelings Nosign Cosign Ether GOAT LOL ·na everyone who gets rejected is taking an L.... yours is just bigger than anyone elses so far lol
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0 · Wack Feelings Nosign Cosign Ether GOAT LOL ·ive taken L's never on some rejection shit tho
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0 · Wack Feelings Nosign Cosign Ether GOAT LOL ·shit nigga...type. Im tryna laugh at niggas rejections..
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1 · Wack Feelings Nosign Cosign Ether GOAT 1LOL ·I did the same b4. Fuck it lol
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0 · Wack Feelings Nosign Cosign Ether GOAT LOL ·that shit hurt my heart................I'd cry if that happened to my son
SMH @ young heartless chicks
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0 · Wack Feelings Nosign Cosign Ether GOAT LOL ·Fast forward to the weekend and the catholic girl tells me to meet her at such and such a spot near her house like I always do. I wasn't too worried about the girl who went to my high school because she told me she was going up to her cottage with her parents for the weekend so she was out of the picture. Sure enough, I drive up to the spot to meet my catholic girl and I see them BOTH standing together, side by side, laughing... talking to each other... with a look like "we're gonna kill this muthafucka when he pulls up".
I was tempted to honk and keep driving like a pimp but I was young and stupid and actually had feelings for both of them (I know, what a bitch I was) so I got out of the car and took my shit like a man. Needless to say, I wound up going from 2 girlfriends to zero girlfriends that weekend but the story of what happened spread around school and, in a weird way, it helped me to get even MORE girls because I had a rep of being a "nice guy" and girls started looking at me different after that.
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0 · Wack Feelings Nosign Cosign Ether GOAT LOL ·i don't have L's like that. actually i do. i was used as a rebound. i remember when the realization came over me while sitting in math class. i returned the gift and it was a wrap. and then i sat there fighting back tears. i still remember how i felt that day.
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0 · Wack Feelings Nosign Cosign Ether GOAT LOL ·9th Grade
A chick named Kim whom I had a major crush on basically all of 9th Grade (I was beyond shy back then) I couldn't look this chick in the face without fighting the urge to stop blushing. She had my nose wide open.I was always the type of cat that had my "traveling music (SONY WALKMAN)" ridin shotgun wit me every single day BOTH to and from school.
This is the life lesson learned I had to endure the hard way.........
There were times when all she had to do was either call my name, bat her eyes at me, and start smiling I was putty in her hands. Me being naive and green as shit not knowing any better her agenda was to get something out of me (listening to my Walkman).
One day I finally got the stones (balls) to holla at her. I had to have to the self pep-talk to ease my nerves and not look too stupid for fear of embarrassing myself. I asked her for her number and with ease she gave it to me.
I figured HOLY SHIT it was that easy??? I did all that pussy footin and procrastinating for nothing SO I THOUGHT.
One obstacle down but there was a MAJOR ROADBLOCK standing in my way i.e "breaking the ice, knowing what to talk about, shit FIGURING OUT what to talk about.
I was sweating bullets something awful, my palms sweaty, couldn't talk coherent to save my life...So I did what any other cat in my shoes woulda done I CALLED FOR REINFORCEMENTS.
My backup was my man 50 grand Darnell whom I'd known since 5th grade and he had Sophomores, Juniors, AND SENIORS wanting to get on his team so he would do the talking for me.
I scripted out what I wanted him to ask her on my behalf "does she like me, blah, blah, blah and all that other Mickey Mouse shit".
3-Way Conference Call and shit is starting off cool.
THEN
IT HAPPENED.....
My homeboy informed Kim "that my man like you, he thinks you're pretty, he wants to know if you like him too". I'm a fukkin mute I havent said not one word at all.
Here is how it went:
Kim: "who likes me"
Homeboy: "my man"
Kim: "is he cute??"
Homeboy: "I'm not rating no dudes looks the fuck I look like??"
brief pause
Homeboy: "You know Mike??"
Kim: "Mike Who???"
Homeboy: " Mike+ my last name"
Kim: "Fat Mike???"
mind you I was on the chubby side till I was 16
Homeboy: " Damn Kim you aint have to say it like that..Mike good peoples he's a stand-up guy"
Kim: "My bad Darnell I mean Mike is cute and all but HELL NO I CANT BE SEEN NOWHERE WITH FAT MIKE"
PURE ETHER
I was done for...you could've put me in a horror movie where the black dude always dies first; it wouldn't have mattered my soul was evaporated into dust at that moment.
cot damn 20 years go by
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