American.Loo wrote: »
Man, the kind of girls I chased i high school....i wouldnt even buy a soda now. smh at my tastes back then.
Rey Negro wrote: »
they do lol....lmao
i remember in 9th grade english, i was feelin this chick hardbody. now that I reflect on it, she was a hoodbooger. but back then her fat ass & the tight spandex pants she used to wear showed every crevice & curve on her body. Beautiful. I tried to sit next her during a group project. I tried spittin my corny ass game. Loud as fuck in class, she yelled "get the fuck away from me, i dont like you boy". I had the "I eat ass face" for the rest of the day.
8 years later...I seen her & she eye fucked the shit out of me. i put my carkeys on the counter & said "let me get an Angus Burger with Bacon & Cheese".
Rey Negro wrote: »
sue me. i dont got a reason to lie, first story was a jawn i read on SOHH to get the thread kicked off, second story was an etherous fatality i received via Janee _______ back in 2006.
Rey Negro wrote: »
how you gonna diss the nigga who started the thread bruh lol?
what i gotta front for....you think imma make up multiple ether stories? Openin post was a story i thought was funny as fuck that I seen on Sohh.com, the second post was a girl named Janee I was on & off with for most of my teenage years & the third post was about a girl named Latasha from High school.
In other words, Fuck outta here.
GrizTitan wrote: »
Really Nigga? You admitted taking shit from SOHH now its your stories huh? Yeah you started the thread...with a ducktale.
goat334 wrote: »
Shit! What difference does it make, drop a story or STFU!!! Niggas acting like lil hoes again.
babel wrote: »
This had me laughing...
This nikka got mad humidity in his eyeballs This had me dying!
Rey Negro wrote: »
yo...that shit was mad embarrassing.
you never know shame until you got rejected in a room full of 28 people & they all heard it loud & clear.
peacetothereal1 wrote: »
The year was 1993 and I was on the school bus coming home from Junior High, on the bus it was straight ignorance, but on this day I had to take a different route where the kids were even much mo ignant. All you heard the whole ride home was roasting and sh*t talkin. This girl that I thought was the most beautiful chick in the world, I mean I used to daydream about her was involved in a conversation with some of the 8th graders about who she would "go with". Yo, I swear I was lookin out the window cuz nobody on the bus was my people and I wasn't going to say shit to nobody and I didn't want nobody to say nothin to me. Tell me why them niggas asked her what about me, I looked at her and she looked at me and she said nah.....he too black and his lips too big. Everybody start laughing at once. I sat back in my chair and looked out the window.
This moment suicide ether bombed my soul....
I couldn't get over that shit....I was always told I was handsome by older women but back then it was like you had to be light skinned or gang bangin to pull females (true story). I remember seein the broad throughout High School and I never spoke to her, I was always sooooo mad at her, she would say little things to me and I would walk right past her, I mean I hated this bitch. One day I saw her at the club when I was like 22 and she walks up to me and says " you lookin good, we should get up some time", she looked good, but I never called, I saw her at the mall a couple years after that with this humongus dude who was sloppy as hell, shorty spoke to me and again gave me her number and said I should call her, never. I wanted to smash, I wanted to so bad (this bitch is bad), but there's no way I was going to give in after she destroyed my confidence at 12...it took 2 years before I got any kind of swag back after that lol... that shit really hurt a young nigga....it would not have been so bad if that wasn't the one chick that I wanted to be with.
black caesar wrote: »
You had pride for yourself. Nothing wrong with that fam. You did good.
deadeye wrote: »
Post a pic of her.
If she's as bad as you say I woulda smashed.
Wouldn't want a relationship with her though.
Rey Negro wrote: »
i think everydude on here done got clowned once or five times while riding the "loud ass ghetto" bus.....shawty from english class was lookin hard when I seen her @ McDonalds. I was thinkin to myself, bitch you swatted me away like I had Mouth Herpes back in high school, in front of everybody, in the most disrespectful manner, now its all good LMAO.
oldhead77 wrote: »
herein lies one of the BIGGEST FUNDAMENTAL differences between men and women
for the MOST part women will get played SEVERAL times before the light comes on
ALL IT TAKES IS FOR ONE WOMAN TO DISH THE ETHER AND THEN THE LIGHTS STAY ON ALWAYS
MrSoutCity wrote: »
My turn, when I was a freshman in high school there was the fine ass chick in my gym class. I mean this bitch was so fine I use to have day dreams about her. She and her friends would always tease me about my accent. So one day I told one of her friends that was madly in love with her home girl and she said he would tell her and try to hook me up. So one day I walk into the gym and I see them sitting on the bleachers with couple niggas, one of her friends point to me and says that’s him. One of the niggas was like yo Mr. Sout come check this out. She wants to take a picture with you. Words can’t even explain how happy I was at this point. Stiiiiiit the girl of my dreams was into me. So I go sit next to her and they tell me to put my hand around her so I did, When it was time to take the pic I am sitting here with a big ass cheesy smile and out of nowhere this bitch gets up and yell I don’t want to take no picture with your bummy ass. I this point everyone in the gym started laughing. About 200-250 people, my soul was literally burning slow at this point. I hated that bitch from the point on.
She would see me in school and try to talk to me but I would totally ignore that bitch.
mindright wrote: »
This story rocked me to my core...I was so hurt by this story that I vowed never again to let a chick/woman in my heart... women always ask why us dudes are so cold, well it's because of stories like this:
I was with this girl back in highschool. We were inseparable, loved this chick. I wanted to marry her. I already knew when I was senior she was the one. She was beautiful, smart, sexy, beautiful smile, outgoing, friendly, etc.. So I graduated and I was off to college in the fall. We stayed together (yeah, I know long distance relationship). So at this time she was a senior. We were doing the long distance thing, calling each other every week, writing and etc. I came home to see her during fall break, everything was great... Soon after that I started hearing less and less of her. So homecoming is coming up and she asked me if I was gonna take her a month before, I was like yeah, got fitted for my tux at school and I had my roommate drive back me back home. I arrived, hit my boys up and they were suprised to see me. Hint #1.
I was like yo, I'm here for Homecoming and they were like "um....cool, I guess, u talked to your girl?" and I was like nah, not yet. Hint #2. I thought I was gonna suprise her on some romantic siht like you see in the movies...So I called her, told her I was in town, got my tux and I'm ready to do this.. She replied "Oh......ok...there's a hotel party at such and such, meet me there and will discuss". Hint #3. At this point I'm starting to pick up on the fact that I wasn't wanted or me showing up is ruining everything. So I pull my best friends aside and ask him straight up "Is there something I need to know about? Is there something I don't know?" he let out a big sigh and said "Your girl is going with so and so (a dude I hated) and they might be dating". I was like "excuse me?"
At this point, I'm starting to experience all these emotions. I call up my homegirl and ask her, she confirms. So fast forward to the hotel party, we arrive, everyone is smiling and happy to see me, I'm getting hugs, kisses, etc. and then the dude I hated showed up.......and my girl 5 minutes after that..Then the whispers start...She comes up to me and we hug, I kiss her and she pulls back a lil, but then starts getting real deep with the kiss infront of everyone..So I'm like word, she's still my girl. So we go outside and were small talking and then she brings up Homecoming...So instead of assuming we were going together (she already asked me to take her 2 weeks prior to me showing up and since I'm hearing all this other chatter) I ask her what were her plans for Homecoming... She paused for about 2-3 minutes and then she stated she was going with the other dude..My mouth dropped, I felt SO BETRAYED, and she KNEW I HATED dude. So she starts giving me excuses after excuses like she heard from some girl who went to my school that I was cheating on her and etc... I was like wtf, not true.. I really loved this girl, I soon realized what was taking place. She wanted an excuse to be with dude..
Got back in the party and I soon realized that at that moment that this was the beginning of the end..I never ever felt so so small in a room full of people. She tried to console me but I told her to step.. After awhile I started to realize I was becoming the joke of the party, I left.... I knew at that point I was done, with her, my so-called friends that didn't tell me and fake people in general.....
the worse L I've ever taken and I wear it with pride... I NEVER forgot how this went down and never will..my kids will know about this story...
but I did get her back..........lying a.. trash. that story is for another thread...