Rey Negro wrote: »
When I was 18, i was still in love with my ex. We had went out a few years prior but, it didn't work out. We met up again at the city college we were both attending after going to different high schools.
I was still the shy type, i never really moved on a chick unless i knew 90% she was feelin me. Well oh girl, let's call her Tanya, gave me a lot signals she wanted to "try again". Staring long, being extremely touchy, flirty etc. I was in the school library chillin & she came lookin for me. She was like:
"Rey...we never hangout anymore, we should get up"
"Ugh...ugh, i mean its on you, what you tryna do? (tryna to not sound interested/thirsty)
"We should go see [random movie], come get met this weekend & we can hang out"
"Aight, blahblahblahblah, I'll pick you up this friday?" (tryna be as nonchalant as possible)
Friday came. I worked up myself thinkin it gonna a romantic ass date. Didn't even have the decency to call, she Myspaced a nigga that her friends were in town & that she couldn't go. Being the young nigga i was, I took that as try harder. Her birthday was around the corner. I thought of every thing she ever told me she liked & I got it for her.
4 Bouquets of Roses - check
CDs of artists she liked - check
New DVDs - check
$200 of Vickie Secrets - check
Chocolate & candies - check
5 page love letter pouring my soul out - check
All delivered to her house on her birthday morning. She called me up sayin it was the most romantic thing a boy's ever done for her. I thought I was #Winning. Son.....the very next time i saw her at school, she was hugged up with her new boyfriend, who i immediately figured out was the reason she canceled our date in the first place. Im pretty sure that nigga got her a teddy bear & got his balls tickled by her tongue while i dropped like $400-$500 tryna be romantic. I could literally feel my soul separated from my body completely Pure Ether son....
redhandedbandit wrote: »
shit i remember once me and my cousin got caught up with a stolen whip. I called my ex to bail us out it was only 80 dollars.. she was like nah i need that money for vacation with my "girlfriends" next day dudes go to arraignment bail gets lifted to 8k and my cousins bail was revoked. last resort i call moms and she bails me from county for 800 my cousin sat in there all summer til the trial. man I was pissed 80 and she said nah
mrballs wrote: »
This thread is the greatest of all time
intalect wrote: »
Back in 2007 me and my homeboy (lets just call him Wayne ) go up to this job for a interview not knowing its was group interview(red flag red flag) all we saw was the money back then it was decent 800 a week (turns it was bullshit job working for kirby selling vacuums)
soul rattler wrote: »
off topic: I ended up in the exact same situation with that damn Kirby vaccum shit. Did you actually make it past the first "trip"?
intalect wrote: »
lol man they dropped us off at regioins bank on some mormon type shit and said go out their and sell some vacuums im like hell to the fuck nah so we quit right then and there
Sh0t wrote: »
I've taken tons of Ls because I generally treat a girl wonderfully until she gives me a reason not to.
I have an extra benz c230 parked in my complex's lot that I bought for a girl last year. It didn't work out. I haven't sold it because I use it as a monument to my moments of weakness(she kind of took advantage of me while I was dealing with my mother's death).
None of my specific stories are particularly entertaining, just tons of rejections, love triangles, etc.
soul rattler wrote: »
lmao I did a google search on Kirby right after my group interview. It's the same thing everytime. They interviewed for like 5 minutes, put on a presentation with the vacuum throwing black circles on the ground and shit. Then they make you pile up in a van and drive somewhere far the fuck away and teach you how to force your way into somebody's house.
I dipped out the moment I saw the van. The shit was like watching a movie play out in real life... I was like hell nah lol
intalect wrote: »
Aiight here's my story it's so involved i think i can write a book on our 3 year relationship ( my first love so yeah it was the deepest) but i'll try to make it as short as i can
So it's the year 2005 ( I'm 17 at the time end of my junior year in high school) And I'm goin hard at this teen club shit was big around here gave alot of the youth something to do on holiday weekends got alot of numbers back then so this is my last time going cause im about to be a senior in high school and 18 and able to go to real clubs. So i'm dancing with this slim becky and she feeling me tough lol. We end up exchanging numbers and she invites me to a "party" only to find out she already has a gumby lookin ass black as molasses nigga ....but i wasn't mad cause they were 2 more girls for me and my former homeboy. So I end up with a double d cute face bubble butt mixed vixen so we all dancing in the living room just wildin whatever and we all just vibe and get one on one time with each other. So this moment was like the movie "the wood" she just starts kissing me as me and my homeboy are about to leave and it was terrible kissing lol i could tell it was fairly new to her . So i get her number we talk and have good conversation over time now mind you she goes to my rival school lol so this is a plus for me so nobody could be all up in my business ....Anyways the relationship is like puppy love we spent so much time together held hands all of that . I was simpin so much i drove to her school a brought her some expensive ass Blue roses had all the bitches like "awwwwww i wish my man would do that for me !" on some movie type shit. I was sooo good to her i admitted when i was chillin with other females i aint fuck em at all on some real shit i guess i wass too honest? Thats when things started to go south the most fucked thing that i think ruined the relationship i forgot about picking her and her homegirl up from a basketball game LEFT THEM IN THE COLD LOL WAITING ON ME so i begged and apologize so much i thought she forgave me (nah nigga that shit stayed on her mind constantly) so we move forward here comes both of our proms and shit we go to it and i mean we're like everyone's favorite couple cause we got along so well and was affectionate (not constantly too much pda is retarded) ... then comes college and her 18th birthday mind you im 20 at the time i already did my partying and clubbing already so im thinkin she wouldnt party like i did so she should be good.
I take her out to the club cause me and my co-workers wanted to all drink together... so she's geeked as hell to go i wish yall coulda seen my face. Anyways from that point on she clubbed thursday to saturday every week if she could from december 20th 2007 till like august 2008 when school was about to start for her (RED FLAG RED FLAG). One night I was so fed the fuck up with it I go out on some james bond mission hunting for her ass and what do i find ? her bumping and grinding with some bitch ass nigga! So i head towards her pinch the hell out of her stupid ass she is looking around like wtf only to see me with my arms folded mean muggin. the dancefloor cleared like a fight was about to happen nah they just saw me and knew i meant business i wasn't fuckin around! Anyway we get to arguing like hell in that bitch and she leaves immediately her ghetto white girlfriend was pissin me off gettin in the middle of it. So we get past that and focus on our education and bettering our relationship and eventually marriage in a few years (glad i aint buy that ring!) So finally one day i was on my way to work this fucked up my whole entire day too she calls me and was like "It's over" right before i go to work . I ask why and she says she can't trust me im like it aint over until I SAY IT IS LOL !(holding on to dear life !) So i aint hear from her the rest of the week i start buggin like hell Blowin up the phone no answer. So i decide to make a visit one day. Annnnnndd I see this cornball ass nigga up in the house im thinkin thats her family but im like hold up why is this nigga shirt off ??? I know how to use my math and come in and she's was like OMG you scared the shit outta me im like we gotta talk so she starts telling me the whole stiuation how she is over me and needs to move on and focus on college (tisk tisk ). And this nigga has that " i got yo bitch now" look on his face and im burning inside like im finna kill this nigga ... but i swear god put his hands on me that day i have the shortest temper but i didnt fight it took everything in me not do it instead i let his stupid ass look even more dumb tryin to fight me because first of all she was holdin him back and he couldnt even touch me... This election day 2008 too i cried all the way to the voting booth voting for obama's black ass ... call up my parents told them the situation they were devastated too. Anyways I'm tryin to win her back she calls me constantly even with going with this nigga mind u he doesnt have a job or a car or a cell phone so how they hell was she goin to keep track of this nigga so he moves in with her and her dad! SMH ! Even more fucked up she used to work with him LMAO. So i buy her all kinds of stuff that nigga clearly could not ... I paid 150 to get her car out of the compound for parking at bank across the street from the club... Paid 75 dollars for her to see fantasia all kinds of shit so i gave up on her ass and just stop fuckin wit her all together.....Fast forward to today she had a baby by this nigga then puts it up for adoption a month later ! And says that was one of the best decisions she made in her life wow lol ... And her family says she is looking for me like crazy and is scared to talk to me for real cause she know she was wrong and im like my phone number aint changed (which explains why i get blocked calls sometimes with heavy breathing and slow music in the background smh)... She winds up dropping out of college still living with her dad and that house gets worse and worse i hear lost her job all that .... Me im about to start my own IT Maintenance business with my brother and make this money 4 real ! so im going up she's kinda going down smh the decisions you make in life !
Ms Eudoxie wrote: »
You too?? lol And yeah, he did say he had to prove a point so he was def showing off. Sh*t was good tho!!
mindright wrote: »
props homeboy... reminds me of my story in this thread...
although u should've gave up on that chick a long time ago, but that cape man... I swear... it will get you everytime if your not paying attention.
bignorm73 wrote: »
Originally Posted by Lorenzo de Medici
One of my exes told me that she fucked with this guy and she wanted to date him, but they only fucked around. She would go over to his place and blow him and that was the extent of their relationship.
We were on our way to Myrtle Beach....
I turned the car around. I couldn't even look at her afterward. Partly b/c that's just pathetic and disgusting to let a dude you're not even dating bust in your mouth daily and you're "hoping for a relationship" that just told me a lot about her mental capacity. Other part was b/c we'd been together for 5 months and I'd received all of 3 BJs(which I'd already asked her about). Granted, she was terrible at them, but still...
shenco wrote: »
I got a story I never got around to dropping in here for some reason
D.C. wrote: »
shenco wrote: »
When I get finished this track I'll drop it