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If you are a male and you used to do cartwheels....

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  • shootemwonshootemwon Posts: 4,635 ✭✭
    edited May 2011
    waterproof won
    waterproof
  • waterproofwaterproof Conqueror of Self On The Road to ZionPosts: 9,388 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2011
    king bloo wrote: »
    such anger... that can only mean that I struck a nerve. Nigga over there mad 'cause he's living the lie and it's gettin to him. A real hetero dude woulda just shrugged it off as a nigga on the net talkin shit and been like "fuck you nigga" and kept it movin... But not you. You went on the attack to defend yourself and your faux sense of hetero-ness. You, sir, are suspect in my book. Every response you make past this makes you look more and more like a closet fag... at least on the net anyways 'cause ya ass just might be out in the open in real life.

    And really, a nigga on the net shouldn't even be able to provoke such a response if you had nothing to hide anyways and weren't lying to yourself. See, unlike you, I gives a fuck less about what niggas like you have to say about me on the net. You're meaningless to me. Nigga, if you die today, and niggas on here threw up a thread about you, I'm simply not giving a fuck 'cause you're just so insignificant to me. You're the equivalent of a mud slug in the rainforest; I don't think about you, and could really care less about whether you live or die.


    faggot.


    bitch i aint readin all that shit, and that's on yo MOMMA hairline and her FUCKED UP WIG GAME., You is a bitch!!!! and that's all fuckin it. You was the only Male that Came in here and Cried like a bitch, basically you came in and drop your panties and showed ur pussy for the Whole IC to see. You exposeed yourself ass a emotional pussy ass bitch, and i dont sympthazie for wack hoes and wimpy guys. No matter what you say you is a bitch.
    Your best rapper saying 'YES, MASSA', when they beat 'em - HELL RAZAH


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  • waterproofwaterproof Conqueror of Self On The Road to ZionPosts: 9,388 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2011
    king bloo wrote: »
    another "confused ass nigga that didn't have a father or uncle to tell him the difference between 'homo' and 'not homo'" thread.

    Tomorrow this nigga makin a thread like

    "If you're a male, and walk down the block you gay nigga"

    then got text like






    "Real niggas drive down the block, only suspect ass niggas and flat out fags actually WALK... like fo reall nigga? Just one foot in front of the other nigga? Gay as fuck, just bend over for Twan and 'nem right now. I bet yo daddy hung himself when he found out you was walkin down the block. Uncles ready to whoop yo ass and shit for walkin..."


    LOOK AT THIS BITCH^^^^^^^^^^^^^ THE ONLY DUDE ON HERE THAT CRIED, somebody give this bitch some mascara . if you have a son some him this post and tell him this is this a sign of a bitch.
    Your best rapper saying 'YES, MASSA', when they beat 'em - HELL RAZAH


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  • waterproofwaterproof Conqueror of Self On The Road to ZionPosts: 9,388 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2011
    didnt you already eat your dick last week when you got hungry and ate 4 jars of herring from ikea and then ate the jars and then ate a few lamps from ikea and a few end tables and when there was no furniture left you ate your own cock and immediately regretted it

    your mother suck dick for a used Duke perm kit
    Your best rapper saying 'YES, MASSA', when they beat 'em - HELL RAZAH


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  • b@squ1@t reduxb@squ1@t redux i can tell by your mustache youve never been involved in street activities iguana blood poseidon DNA slangin zeus dickPosts: 13,035 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2011
    lay down shirtless and rub bbq sauce all over your fat gut, keep a rifle next to you, and let the fire ants have their way faggot
    sad shmurda

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  • king blooking bloo Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2011
    waterproof wrote: »
    LOOK AT THIS BITCH^^^^^^^^^^^^^ THE ONLY DUDE ON HERE THAT CRIED, somebody give this bitch some mascara . if you have a son some him this post and tell him this is this a sign of a bitch.


    Your post woulda been funny if I had said anything remotely close to what you claim. So, now not only are you a closet fag, you're an illiterate closet fag. Read it again, or get Twan and 'nem to read it and explain it to you, then come back and at least try to make your comeback witty.

    Just give up nigga. At least be a man about it like C-LOS G did when we called him on it. We called out his gayness, he was like "yeah, I'm gay, so what?". You over there defending yourself tooth and nail all angry-like and shit which makes anyone with at least a 6th grade reasoning ability to figure that you're gay and ashamed of yourself, so you deny, deny, deny...

    ... Until you're outed. Then what nigga? You gonna cry? Gonna kill yourself? Go into hiding and make a new screen name hoping that no one finds out who you really are??? Yeah, it'll happen too, and you'll look even sadder than the pic in your avy.

    Speaking of your avy, didn't your peoples take that sad nigga pic on your birthday a few years ago, as you were reading a card left by your woman that said "Sorry you had to hear about this on your birthday, but I'm leaving you for your cousin Chauncey. We'll be married in Vegas by the time you read this". Was that the moment you were like "fuck women" and turned to men??? I think it was...



    and, you're still a fag.
    CashmoneyDux
  • waterproofwaterproof Conqueror of Self On The Road to ZionPosts: 9,388 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2011
    king bloo wrote: »
    Your post woulda been funny if I had said anything remotely close to what you claim. So, now not only are you a closet fag, you're an illiterate closet fag. Read it again, or get Twan and 'nem to read it and explain it to you, then come back and at least try to make your comeback witty.

    Just give up nigga. At least be a man about it like C-LOS G did when we called him on it. We called out his gayness, he was like "yeah, I'm gay, so what?". You over there defending yourself tooth and nail all angry-like and shit which makes anyone with at least a 6th grade reasoning ability to figure that you're gay and ashamed of yourself, so you deny, deny, deny...

    ... Until you're outed. Then what nigga? You gonna cry? Gonna kill yourself? Go into hiding and make a new screen name hoping that no one finds out who you really are??? Yeah, it'll happen too, and you'll look even sadder than the pic in your avy.

    Speaking of your avy, didn't your peoples take that sad nigga pic on your birthday a few years ago, as you were reading a card left by your woman that said "Sorry you had to hear about this on your birthday, but I'm leaving you for your cousin Chauncey. We'll be married in Vegas by the time you read this". Was that the moment you were like "fuck women" and turned to men??? I think it was...



    and, you're still a fag.

    ^^^^only a whiteboy type shit like this

    shut up bitch, you can type 3 pages of TITANGRAPHS aint it wont take away your bitch ass crying and being a bitch, now take your bitch ass to the powder room faggot.

    whiteboy typing final exam essays tryin to defend hi bitch ass for cryin like a bitch
    Your best rapper saying 'YES, MASSA', when they beat 'em - HELL RAZAH


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  • waterproofwaterproof Conqueror of Self On The Road to ZionPosts: 9,388 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2011
    king bloo wrote: »
    another "confused ass nigga that didn't have a father or uncle to tell him the difference between 'homo' and 'not homo'" thread.

    Tomorrow this nigga makin a thread like

    "If you're a male, and walk down the block you gay nigga"

    then got text like



    "Real niggas drive down the block, only suspect ass niggas and flat out fags actually WALK... like fo reall nigga? Just one foot in front of the other nigga? Gay as fuck, just bend over for Twan and 'nem right now. I bet yo daddy hung himself when he found out you was walkin down the block. Uncles ready to whoop yo ass and shit for walkin..."


    ^^^^diary of a mad bitch, the only bitch in the whole thread that caught feelings and start crying, you can never take that back. beat it cock sucka.
    Your best rapper saying 'YES, MASSA', when they beat 'em - HELL RAZAH


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  • king blooking bloo Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2011
    waterproof wrote: »
    ^^^^only a whiteboy type shit like this

    shut up bitch, you can type 3 pages of TITANGRAPHS aint it wont take away your bitch ass crying and being a bitch, now take your bitch ass to the powder room faggot.

    whiteboy typing final exam essays tryin to defend hi bitch ass for cryin like a bitch

    there's three women on this site that can fully confirm that I'm not white.

    all we see is "RAWR RAWR bitch RAAAAARW RABBLE RABBLE BABBLE RAAAAWR bitch". In other words, a butthurt nigga that ain't got shit else to say except "I'm mad at you so I'mma call you a bitch 'cause I ran out of other words to say".

    and you're still a faggot.
  • Busta Carmichael Busta Carmichael IC Hall Of Famer, LOT Posts: 11,972 Regulator
    waterproof wrote: »
    king bloo wrote: »
    listen up nigga, I know how dick-in-the-bootyhole-downlow niggas like you work. Nine time outta ten, y'all the first niggas out there got something to say about what is and ain't gay, tryin ta hide yo own shit behind the screen. You was prolly the first nigga in line with the girls on the playground to do cartwheels and jump rope and shit. At lunch, you sat at the girls table talkin about the latest episode of My Little Pony or Carebears and prolly even had a fuckin Cabbage Patch Kid of your own. Niggas like you kill me, you prolly typed up all yo shit in one window with gay porn goin in another window. You the type of nigga that becomes a politician on some "no gay marriage" platform only to get caught with one in the ass and two in the mouth in the bathroom at the gay bar two cities over from where you live.

    Nigga, you a livin contradiction. You talk tough on the net and try to reassure everyone that you're hetero by claimin you hollered at hoes, but in reality you soft as the very Twinkie dipped in grease you tried to shove up ya asshole last night.

    All that caps-lock angry typing you did shows just how much of a clown ass fairy you are. You prolly got Twan and Enrique sittin next you right now talkin bout "oooo, look how I ethered this fool on the net right here... Now Twan, don't be over there hoggin Enrique's dick nigga, I'm posta get a turn too!"

    Fuck outta here simple ass fag nigga... And take that "Rainbow Bright Loves Me Too" T-shirt off and give it back to ya fat sister.

    The ironry of this nigga talkin that gay ass shit and his username is KING BLOW, nigga suck dicc and hold his breath at the same time passin out and shiit

    this bitch ass nigga wrote the foreword for Titian TITANGRAPHS, when this nigga get scared he dont run he start to CARTWHEEL his ass to safety. Bitch boy i slap the rainbow out of you - when this nigga talks his eyelashs be flappin like a hummingbird, this nigga keeps weights around his ankles so he wONT fly away. bitch ass nigga go homes to a hot ass tub full of weenies and relax in that shit ol pamolive hands havin ass nigga, him and his father be pourin HOT WEENIE juice out the pot into shot glasses and throwin those shits back.

    fuck outta here cock sucka

    Lmfaooooo The Aqua is top 5 dead or alive and its not even debatable
    waterproofCashmoneyDux
  • OmegaConflictOmegaConflict I AM A GIANT RETARD Posts: 37,992 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Plop Star wrote: »
    nigga i used to do cartwheels..............kiss my ass
    then i learned how to flip and shit to impress the hoes
    Smh@this faggot
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  • Joker_De_La_LoverJoker_De_La_Lover PISTOL GRIP PUMP IN MY LAP AT ALL TIMES Working On My LowriderPosts: 43,967 Regulator
    I don't even know how to do a cartwheel
    Fuck you, I'm a mod
    KLICHEskpjr78
  • Ajackson17Ajackson17 On the shoulders of Giants and Elders in history UniversePosts: 22,397 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I did a cartwheel before since I suck at flips when I was a kid Trying to be a power ranger
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  • HafBaykedHafBayked Posts: 15,658 ✭✭✭✭✭
    *did aerials off my apartment balcony as a kid post*
  • 700700 Praying 5 times a day to catch a plug Plap City, FLAPosts: 14,461 ✭✭✭✭✭
    CONFLICT wrote: »
    Plop Star wrote: »
    nigga i used to do cartwheels..............kiss my ass
    then i learned how to flip and shit to impress the hoes
    Smh@this faggot

    Nigga I was 7
    KingJamal wrote: »
    @b00kie do u have any Boosie stories u can tell?

    b00kie wrote: »
    KingJamal wrote: »
    @b00kie do u have any Boosie stories u can tell?
    haha He cool man, I wasn't in the streets but

    He was always lil, like 5'3. But a big mouth, couple times nigga had to square up. At the football game he took that stick the drum major had and cracked a nigga over the head w it and broke the stick

    Nigga was cold on the bball court though, I didn't get that starting spot until he stopped coming to school. School let out at 3 we had to stay till the games at 6 so he used to just rap about whatever people talkin about passng time.

    Then he started hanging w C-Loc and them, rappin/hustling whatever, rarely came to school anymore. When he did he would just be Polo down.... come, counting stacks $ at recess, everybody lookin.

    OH and biology class blunt fell out his ear and the teacher tried to grab it. He twist that lady arm grabbed the blunt off the floor n left. lol
    Far from a groupie...but a Boosie story

    Nga was in the club and I was out and about in another state..I was doing business there and decide to step out...and heard dude was going to be at the club on the radio...Now I don't know dude like that..but again my patnas know dude...I goes to the club..dude has his own section in the club..him and his crew and a few women...I walk up to the area and he comes over and he like you be in B.R. and you be wit such and such and I was like yea..he like mayne what you doing out here..I told him.. he was like..mayne you family come on in V.I.P. and get what you want..you want this..you want that..i was like nah..nga handed me a bottle and told me just to take it...again I don't know dude like that to be gettin a bottle..but the love he showed..I see why ngas love this nga down here so much...so I was leaving the club after he performed..nga was like you good you need bread..you need money on a room..and I was like shocked the nga even reached out like that..and I was like nah.. Nga didn't care who you were..if he fucks wit you..he fucks wit you..that's why alot cats fuck wit the lil nga...




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    Dirty SanchezKLICHEAjackson17
  • SuperManuelSuperManuel I'll getchu bitch!!! Somewhere drunk off my ass.Posts: 17,695 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2015
    yeah i used to do cartwheels in my front yard when i was six years old. only because i was impersonating the wonder twins after watching the superfriends.

    me: "form up a cartwheel!"
  • dalyricalbanditdalyricalbandit Co-Owner Of AllhipHop.com, Super Moderator, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 66,474 Regulator
    Yo_Killa! wrote: »
    yeah i used to do cartwheels in my front yard when i was six years old. only because i was impersonating the wonder twins after watching the superfriends.

    me: "form up a cartwheel!"

    the wondertwins? bruh the dude used to turn into puddles and wack shit and u would impersonating that dude lol smh

    SuperManuelonetoughmiraclewaterproofCashmoneyDux
  • BelovedAfeniBelovedAfeni The Pimp Slap App 5150 NationPosts: 8,647 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ^^Fanny pack full of feelings...and ketchup packets
    The Wombshifter
  • waterproofwaterproof Conqueror of Self On The Road to ZionPosts: 9,388 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yo_Killa! wrote: »
    yeah i used to do cartwheels in my front yard when i was six years old. only because i was impersonating the wonder twins after watching the superfriends.

    me: "form up a cartwheel!"

    the wondertwins? bruh the dude used to turn into puddles and wack shit and u would impersonating that dude lol smh

    Clak, Clak, Clak, Clak...LMAO......Damn! bruh couldn't kept that secret in no more, he had to let it out......this is me, this is who I Am!

    Damn, LMAO....The Muthafuckin Wonder Twins...Damn bandit, your post is killing me
    Your best rapper saying 'YES, MASSA', when they beat 'em - HELL RAZAH


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  • R0mpR0mp Keep Moving. Posts: 4,021 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Word.

    Fuck that tumbling shit.
    reapin505
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