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If you are a male and you used to do cartwheels....

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  • reapin505reapin505 Gundams and history. I have nothing else to offer an asteroid rushing to the sunPosts: 4,009 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Its new mexico, everyone is retarded here, kinda like florida
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    “Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.”
  • 700700 Praying 5 times a day to catch a plug Plap City, FLAPosts: 14,463 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Damn so you retarded
    KingJamal wrote: »
    @b00kie do u have any Boosie stories u can tell?

    b00kie wrote: »
    KingJamal wrote: »
    @b00kie do u have any Boosie stories u can tell?
    haha He cool man, I wasn't in the streets but

    He was always lil, like 5'3. But a big mouth, couple times nigga had to square up. At the football game he took that stick the drum major had and cracked a nigga over the head w it and broke the stick

    Nigga was cold on the bball court though, I didn't get that starting spot until he stopped coming to school. School let out at 3 we had to stay till the games at 6 so he used to just rap about whatever people talkin about passng time.

    Then he started hanging w C-Loc and them, rappin/hustling whatever, rarely came to school anymore. When he did he would just be Polo down.... come, counting stacks $ at recess, everybody lookin.

    OH and biology class blunt fell out his ear and the teacher tried to grab it. He twist that lady arm grabbed the blunt off the floor n left. lol
    Far from a groupie...but a Boosie story

    Nga was in the club and I was out and about in another state..I was doing business there and decide to step out...and heard dude was going to be at the club on the radio...Now I don't know dude like that..but again my patnas know dude...I goes to the club..dude has his own section in the club..him and his crew and a few women...I walk up to the area and he comes over and he like you be in B.R. and you be wit such and such and I was like yea..he like mayne what you doing out here..I told him.. he was like..mayne you family come on in V.I.P. and get what you want..you want this..you want that..i was like nah..nga handed me a bottle and told me just to take it...again I don't know dude like that to be gettin a bottle..but the love he showed..I see why ngas love this nga down here so much...so I was leaving the club after he performed..nga was like you good you need bread..you need money on a room..and I was like shocked the nga even reached out like that..and I was like nah.. Nga didn't care who you were..if he fucks wit you..he fucks wit you..that's why alot cats fuck wit the lil nga...




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  • KLICHEKLICHE Posts: 5,056 ✭✭✭✭✭
    reapin505 wrote: »
    I almost broke my neck as a kid doing that dumb tumbling shit in p.e. I blacked out for like 3 minutes and motherfuckers were just rolling down the mat, step over me and continue walking on their hands or whatever. Fuck tumbling

    I never tried, knew I couldn't do it. I said fuck this and walked. Was in '88 and teacher rang my mother for my bad language
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  • OmegaConflictOmegaConflict I AM A GIANT RETARD Posts: 38,767 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • Ajackson17Ajackson17 On the shoulders of Giants and Elders in history UniversePosts: 22,470 ✭✭✭✭✭
    waterproof wrote: »
    Yo_Killa! wrote: »
    yeah i used to do cartwheels in my front yard when i was six years old. only because i was impersonating the wonder twins after watching the superfriends.

    me: "form up a cartwheel!"

    the wondertwins? bruh the dude used to turn into puddles and wack shit and u would impersonating that dude lol smh

    Clak, Clak, Clak, Clak...LMAO......Damn! bruh couldn't kept that secret in no more, he had to let it out......this is me, this is who I Am!

    Damn, LMAO....The Muthafuckin Wonder Twins...Damn bandit, your post is killing me

    Where you been at @waterproof
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  • Busta Carmichael Busta Carmichael IC Hall Of Famer, LOT Posts: 12,500 Regulator
    waterproof wrote: »
    king bloo wrote: »
    another "confused ass nigga that didn't have a father or uncle to tell him the difference between 'homo' and 'not homo'" thread.

    Tomorrow this nigga makin a thread like

    "If you're a male, and walk down the block you gay nigga"

    then got text like

    "Real niggas drive down the block, only suspect ass niggas and flat out fags actually WALK... like fo reall nigga? Just one foot in front of the other nigga? Gay as fuck, just bend over for Twan and 'nem right now. I bet yo daddy hung himself when he found out you was walkin down the block. Uncles ready to whoop yo ass and shit for walkin..."

    THE BITCH WILL COME OUT OF A NIGGA QUICK this thread must of hit a soft spot, u bitch this is my opinion faggot just because you do cartwheels you feel like your manhood threaten because i think dudes do that shit is suspect, you a hoe in the first degree bitch ass nigga, u got butterflies in the bubble of your NIKE AIR max.

    Instead of being a man like the other poster who did cartwheels, sayin fuck you AQUA i was a kid tryin to impress some hoeS nigga. BUT NO YOUR BITCH ASS JUST LIKE A BITCH runnin up in here yappin like a bitch. i have a father and a father would of teach his son that if you let another man words make you 2nd guess yourself THEN U IS A BITCH.

    GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE AND DONT RESPOND TO ME AGAIN HOE

    Gotdamn my chest hurts from reading those back and forth disses between waterproof and King bloo.

    This thread will never not be funny
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  • el_bandidoel_bandido Posts: 111 ✭✭
    waterproof wrote: »
    king bloo wrote: »
    listen up nigga, I know how dick-in-the-bootyhole-downlow niggas like you work. Nine time outta ten, y'all the first niggas out there got something to say about what is and ain't gay, tryin ta hide yo own shit behind the screen. You was prolly the first nigga in line with the girls on the playground to do cartwheels and jump rope and shit. At lunch, you sat at the girls table talkin about the latest episode of My Little Pony or Carebears and prolly even had a fuckin Cabbage Patch Kid of your own. Niggas like you kill me, you prolly typed up all yo shit in one window with gay porn goin in another window. You the type of nigga that becomes a politician on some "no gay marriage" platform only to get caught with one in the ass and two in the mouth in the bathroom at the gay bar two cities over from where you live.

    Nigga, you a livin contradiction. You talk tough on the net and try to reassure everyone that you're hetero by claimin you hollered at hoes, but in reality you soft as the very Twinkie dipped in grease you tried to shove up ya asshole last night.

    All that caps-lock angry typing you did shows just how much of a clown ass fairy you are. You prolly got Twan and Enrique sittin next you right now talkin bout "oooo, look how I ethered this fool on the net right here... Now Twan, don't be over there hoggin Enrique's dick nigga, I'm posta get a turn too!"

    Fuck outta here simple ass fag nigga... And take that "Rainbow Bright Loves Me Too" T-shirt off and give it back to ya fat sister.

    The ironry of this nigga talkin that gay ass shit and his username is KING BLOW, nigga suck dicc and hold his breath at the same time passin out and shiit

    this bitch ass nigga wrote the foreword for Titian TITANGRAPHS, when this nigga get scared he dont run he start to CARTWHEEL his ass to safety. Bitch boy i slap the rainbow out of you - when this nigga talks his eyelashs be flappin like a hummingbird, this nigga keeps weights around his ankles so he wONT fly away. bitch ass nigga go homes to a hot ass tub full of weenies and relax in that shit ol pamolive hands havin ass nigga, him and his father be pourin HOT WEENIE juice out the pot into shot glasses and throwin those shits back.

    fuck outta here cock sucka

    nigga
  • kingricky9kingricky9 Posts: 79 ✭✭
    Reading this shit just made my morning
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  • waterproofwaterproof Conqueror of Self On The Road to ZionPosts: 9,404 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Clak, Clak, Clak, Clak, Clak!....I was on some shit that day, LOL
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  • KingFreemanKingFreeman Way UpPosts: 13,601 ✭✭✭✭✭
    First page got me in tears right now. Lmao.
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  • nawledge_godnawledge_god Lurk And Talk Shit Chiraq RefugeePosts: 5,577 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2016
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    I Had The Athleticism And Build Of A Freight As A Youth...I Was The Tallest Male In The House By The Time I Was 11..Cartwheels, Back Flips, Handstands...I Couldn't Do None Of The Shit
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  • Busta Carmichael Busta Carmichael IC Hall Of Famer, LOT Posts: 12,500 Regulator
    Yup

    Still funny
    waterproofMastery
  • waterproofwaterproof Conqueror of Self On The Road to ZionPosts: 9,404 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yup

    Still funny

    Greatness, LMAO
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  • waterproofwaterproof Conqueror of Self On The Road to ZionPosts: 9,404 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 16
    Yo_Killa! wrote: »
    yeah i used to do cartwheels in my front yard when i was six years old. only because i was impersonating the wonder twins after watching the superfriends.

    me: "form up a cartwheel!"

    the wondertwins? bruh the dude used to turn into puddles and wack shit and u would impersonating that dude lol smh

    LMAO, This post never gets old.....I can't stop laughing, Lyrical was truly disgusted.

    Zack would literally turn into a bucket of Mop Water going against Solomon Grundy and shit
    Your best rapper saying 'YES, MASSA', when they beat 'em - HELL RAZAH


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  • Preach2TeachPreach2Teach I can't swim but my soul wont drown. Posts: 3,362 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I tried to cartwheel as a kid but they always turned out like this..





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  • geechee slimgeechee slim I bomb atomicly with socrates philosophies and hypothesis Posts: 2,454 ✭✭✭✭✭
    If you end the cartwheel with a backflip, you ungay.
    Geechee Slim, Geechee Goo
    Geechee Me, Geechee YOU!

    BARTRON!
    mooney
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