Reason Defense: How to Save Yourself from Taking an "L"

riddlerap

cosign thread

@My_nameaintearl

Forum of Fame thread.

Jonas.dini

drop the u mad or didn't read pic

@My_nameaintearl

Jonas.dini wrote: »

drop the u mad or didn't read pic

those work all over the internet tho


mods: sticky this thread.

themadlionsfan

This thread should be stickied....or when a new users signs up....this should be the tutorial

themadlionsfan

@My_nameaintearl wrote: »

those work all over the internet tho


mods: sticky this thread.

Oh wait a minute you forgot the "........" don't bust his guns arguement.....yeah write that up....

@My_nameaintearl

themadlionsfan wrote: »

Oh wait a minute you forgot the "........" don't bust his guns arguement.....yeah write that up....

nobody really uses that one except as a joke mang

b@squ1@t redux

funny how the perpetrators of said topics avoided this shit like the plague

@My_nameaintearl

b@squ1@t redux wrote: »

funny how the perpetrators of said topics avoided this shit like the plague

8.) Avoid that shit like the plague

Never confront any logically sound opposition to your campaign of stannery. Log out for a few days and brainstorm new topics that will be difficult to link to your previous L's. If questioned on your absence, type "LOL" followed by a made up story about how you have better things to do than post on an internet forum. If this claim is challenged, search your hard drive for old pictures of yourself with your cousin, post them, and say that she is your girlfriend.

darnold

#5 is so true lmao. Although he's pretty damn effective at shutting down the shadyteam dick-riding threads. Arguing with him is like fighting a brick wall with your face.

@My_nameaintearl

9.) Say that since people are posting about you, it must be a W

Even though they are sonning you for a laugh and you have become the midget jester of the Reason, you may be able to turn this around by proposing that this attention, though it is negative, is a good thing. Do not admit that you spend more time online than just about everybody. Instead, declare that your critics are living in their mothers' basements. Take this opportunity to post the CD collection you have spent your Burger King paychecks on.

Bcotton5

#10. 5 letters YMCMB

b@squ1@t redux

hahahahahaha.

Miles HIGH

11. Get Everybody Involved

When you know you're losing the one on one, bring up something that your opponent has said in the past that would be mutually offensive to everyone. This way, the whole thread will begin to clown your enemy on some gang mentality shit. Also, reach for a co-sign from a powerful poster who most people agree with. Sure, you couldn't just take your L like a man, BUT YOU SURVIVED! And now, you can always bring this up in future threads, and re-write history as if you really were the winner.

Kame

Lmaoo this shit hilarious

Cain1

This thread is actually pretty funny and some truths are in the rules good rules.

@My_nameaintearl

fazeem lurking, prepare for TITANgraph about how mods shouldn't let this sort of thing go on

@My_nameaintearl

you know he just made those tags too

"faceless gayliases unite"

"notice who cosigns thread"



he's actually using the guidelines hahahhaaa

Miles HIGH

12. "You Listen To Waka Flocka! Your Opinion Is Invalid!"

This one's pretty simple. If someone listens to, let alone enjoys, music that you don't...THEY ARE WRONG. Nobody who likes "trap rap", "swag rap", "concious rap", "weirdo rap", "jugaloo rap", etc...could possibly appreciate, understand, or form an intelligent opinion other forms of rap as well. Shut them down effectively.

b@squ1@t redux

lol @ bein too shook to type

darnold

Miles HIGH wrote: »

12. "You Listen To Waka Flocka! Your Opinion Is Invalid!"

This one's pretty simple. If someone listens to, let alone enjoys, music that you don't...THEY ARE WRONG. Nobody who likes "trap rap", "swag rap", "concious rap", "weirdo rap", "jugaloo rap", etc...could possibly appreciate, understand, or form an intelligent opinion other forms of rap as well. Shut them down effectively.

Indeed. You should immediately look in their sig for a questionable GOAT list entree, or scour their old posts if you're desperate.

Alpha Outlaw

lol #10 reminds me of a certain poster

MAKAVELI25

@My_nameaintearl wrote: »

9.) Say that since people are posting about you, it must be a W

Even though they are sonning you for a laugh and you have become the midget jester of the Reason, you may be able to turn this around by proposing that this attention, though it is negative, is a good thing. Do not admit that you spend more time online than just about everybody. Instead, declare that your critics are living in their mothers' basements. Take this opportunity to post the CD collection you have spent your Burger King paychecks on.

Shots fired at my nigga Shenco?

riddlerap

i miss h-rap

@My_nameaintearl

13.) Have Fazeem bump dozens of your old threads

This will push your roast off the front page. Actually, it will push everything on the front page off the front page. Do this at least five times a week.