Reason Defense: How to Save Yourself from Taking an "L"

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  • TurfaholicTurfaholic Posts: 8,707
    edited July 2011
  • H-Rap 180H-Rap 180 Posts: 15,452
    edited July 2011
    Now tell me the sensitive poster won't spend his Saturday night crying about threads about 50Cent.

    That's powerful.

    I can make a thread that 99 normal people will ignore or not even acknowledge but 1 person will catch feelings and remember it for the rest of their lives.....

    Fortunately I can't remember who makes what thread about what rapper unless I use the search function because Im not a fan of any particular poster and don't pay close enough attention to notice.
  • Jonas.diniJonas.dini Posts: 2,507
    edited July 2011
    It was destined to go down like this in this thread, but lol at the opening post
  • Fazeem_Blackall Fazeem_Blackall Posts: 4,216
    edited July 2011
    H-Rap 180 wrote: »
    I honestly don't know who you are or what you are.

    Your posting history indicates that you have been humiliated in every forum on the I.C.

    If you cant detect my sarcasm when I call you anything but a freakish G-Unit weirdo then you are even more lame than the 50 different tags about you that exist on the I.C.

    If I called you "white" then be a man and stop being a weak-ass bitch and screen-shot the post were I called you that or fall back and be the that bitch you were destined to be.

    Exactly, I don't drop names because I'm not a homosexual attention-whore looking to e-chat with some loner outcast that has a Pedo-fetish and a desperate need to be acknowledged by strangers.

    You seem like an odd Fazeem Stan that stalks him continually despite him ignoring your weird flirtations.
    I Ran across some shit you should read the forum of fame fight thread where dude was shook to go meet up with some kat he was talking reckless to in the chi. By the end of the thread he had Pm's d and convinced dude to not whoop his ass and to publically call off the fight...
  • gman82gman82 Posts: 1,376
    edited July 2011
    H-Rap 180 wrote: »
    When another poster has got you trapped into a corner and is about to expose you,just fall back. Here are some popular techniques that prevent you from being a winner.


    1.) Using the word "Nigga"

    Calling a poster "Nigga" immediately questions your ethnicity and whether or not its been authenticated. Calling someone "Nigga" causes your entire posting history and credibility to be put in question as to your race.. A "white poster" exposed for using the word "nigga" nullifies any opinions that the poster has and their entire argument is automatically deemed forever invalid. Accusations such as these are not taken lightly. Following a "white poster" using the N-word accusation, the board of White Gaylias Posters (WGP) (Wiggers, Gays & Peckawoods) will log-off and use a dfferent alias or slither back into the Donkey forum or a G-Unit/Shady related thread and create a diversion. if African descent is confirmed, the poster in question will be considered a real person and granted respect accordingly and be considered family.


    2.) Type a Posters screen-name

    If a poster has already been confirmed to be of African Descent by the normal, calling him nigga or typing his screen-name will provide an opportunity to chat with an actual Black person, so many of the curious and Bi-curios will stalk, hunt, and follow these posters out of a desperate need for acknowledgement and attention from an actual Black person.

    Typing another posters screen-name will immediately alert all the WGP and they will join forces to circle-jerk. A circle-jerk thread is usually filled with anonymous-alias-avatars discussing a non hip-hop related topic or other posters. At this point their motive is to flirt and jerk and attempt to lure normal posters into their thread. Once they gather enough of their own kind the WGP will activate a level 5 security alert and release their Shady-Swat-Team to spam the thread and either make a litany of homosexual comments or praise 50-Cents business skills and Emenims singing ability.


    3.) Dont Post Naked Females

    If the thread gets too homo with circle-jerking anonymous weirdos from the WGP, posting a picture of a naked attractive female could possibly bring heterosexuality back to the forefront. This will cause normal heterosexual posters to discontinue talkining about other males and focus on puzzy. Following a picture such as this, fellow posters will join in and post pictures of females they also find attractive.This traffic very often breaks up the circle-jerking and separates the gays from the guys.



    4.) Use Aliases/Gayliase & Multiple Identities

    The advantage of anonymity is that it saves the outcasts and rejects from ridicule...while normal socially active people are quick to share their pics, vids, music, and networking links the "Catfish" and WGP are forced to hide and cloak their identity beneath multiple-aliases, anonymous avatars, hidden-identities, and fabricated lives. Their greatest asset is that they are unknown entities and therefore free form reprisal or retribution that their invalid opinions may bring them. In the real world were real people thrive the WGP are non-existent loners who have been banished to the wasetland of rap-forums because they lack the social relevance to have a presence on other Social network sites were women are in abundance and authenticated identities are required.


    5.) Get Trolled By GEE

    When you have no other options and no way out. When all hope is lost and the death of your posting career is on the horizon, all you have to do is type one word........GEE. The power behind this word cannot be described. Be cautious before even considering typing this into one of your posts. This single name unlocks a poster with powers that even the mods fear. His dimples brings all the boys to the yard and homosexual posters find him irresistible to ignore. He yields the power to have threads made in his name, posts made in his name and have his name dropped every 5 seconds by male and female posters who find themselves unable to ignore him. The Emenim freaks despise him, the G-Unit Wiggers hate him but the rest of us admire his ability to troll the naive and gullible guppies while the intelligent and astute posters either ignore him or assist him in his trolling. Gee is relentless and unforgiving. He won't stop until every guppie is typing his screen-name in honor of his greatness. Some say Eminem groupies are the easiest to troll but GEE has given us concrete evidence of this fact on AHH were the WGP are 100% obsessed with him and everything he types..he is a master brain-washer.


    Suggest some of your favorite tactics:

    LMBO! This post killed the entire thread. /thread
  • IceBergTaylorIceBergTaylor Posts: 13,933
    edited July 2011
    Lol at diverting the post and creating nothing but insults.
  • TurfaholicTurfaholic Posts: 8,707
    edited July 2011
    I have a G-1 so I can post outside my house but I choose not to

    And I live on my own miss me wit the wack mother basement non sense

    When I leave the house Im to busy kickin it,socializing and having fun.

    No need to record me kicking it to prove it to strangers that's what lames do

    That's also called overcompensating

    Thankfully the net or the ic dot mean that much cuz I have a real life

    Hallelujah

    aye bruh bruh u not authentic enough to post a pic of u holding a weapon in front of a 24 inch box t.v. and then act like u dont care what we think about you and how hard youre trying not to impress us.....
  • H-Rap 180H-Rap 180 Posts: 15,452
    edited July 2011
    I Ran across some shit you should read the forum of fame fight thread where dude was shook to go meet up with some kat he was talking reckless to in the chi. By the end of the thread he had Pm's d and convinced dude to not whoop his ass and to publically call off the fight...

    I seen that thread, it was hilarious, FOF material.


    I think they are just lonely little kids that have no social life so they spend their weekends trying to get online attention from men instead of women.

    we watching the Zab Judah fight on a saturday night and these dudes is chatting about H-Rap and Fazeem on a Saturday night so it's kinda obvious what their true nature is.
  • @My_nameaintearl@My_nameaintearl Posts: 2,609
    edited July 2011
    old man h-rap just used EVERY SINGLE ONE of the reason defense guidelines listed in this thread

    laff.gif
  • H-Rap 180H-Rap 180 Posts: 15,452
    edited July 2011
    I have a G-1 so I can post outside my house but I choose not to

    And I live on my own miss me wit the wack mother basement non sense

    When I leave the house Im to busy kickin it,socializing and having fun.

    No need to record me kicking it to prove it to strangers that's what lames do

    That's also called overcompensating

    Thankfully the net or the ic dot mean that much cuz I have a real life

    Hallelujah



    Aye bruh bruh U not authentic enough to post a pic of a stranger to represent yourself to impress us of impersonating a real person and you seem like the type of guy that weirdos will spend a Saturday night rallying behind due to their lack of a woman.

    No need for you to share random foolishness because planking, parking-lot pimping, and partying is reserved for people who spend their weekends talking about the ladies instead of H-Rap Fazeem.

    Now tell me another man worthy of this much attention.



    http://community.allhiphop.com/showthread.php?111010-Someone-needs-to-commit-suicide





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    2.) Type a Posters screen-name

    If a poster has already been confirmed to be of African Descent by the normal, calling him nigga or typing his screen-name will provide an opportunity to chat with an actual Black person, so many of the curious and Bi-curios will stalk, hunt, and follow these posters out of a desperate need for acknowledgement and attention from an actual Black person.

    Typing another posters screen-name will immediately alert all the WGP and they will join forces to circle-jerk. A circle-jerk thread is usually filled with anonymous-alias-avatars discussing a non hip-hop related topic or other posters. At this point their motive is to flirt and jerk and attempt to lure normal posters into their thread. Once they gather enough of their own kind the WGP will activate a level 5 security alert and release their Shady-Swat-Team to spam the thread and either make a litany of homosexual comments or praise 50-Cents business skills and Emenims singing ability.




    HALLELUJAH
  • @My_nameaintearl@My_nameaintearl Posts: 2,609
    edited July 2011
    15 or so) Keep a haters.txt file on your desktop to copy and paste anytime you're losing

    Is the entire forum laughing at you? Don't sweat it. If you've kept a text file of your favorite sad and angry attacks on the posters that make you catch feelings, you can easily copy and paste it at any time. Do this as often as possible so that you will not have to expend your limited brain power inventing actual disses. You need those brain cells to figure out how you're going to get enough change to catch the bus to Worksource tomorrow. Keep this text file in a desktop folder along with male proof pics, facebooks, twitters, social security numbers, hat sizes, and body mass indexes. Good luck, and happy posting!
  • TurfaholicTurfaholic Posts: 8,707
    edited July 2011
    saving another grown man pic into your files is stalkerishly homo
  • TurfaholicTurfaholic Posts: 8,707
    edited July 2011
    but then again u dont care enough about this site to save another posters pic right?
  • H-Rap 180H-Rap 180 Posts: 15,452
    edited July 2011
    #18
    Keep a alias.txt file on your desktop to copy and paste anytime you're losing[/U][/B]

    Has the entire forum made an intervention thread based on your erratic behavior, Don't sweat it. If you've been exposed by D.uckey for using multiple aliases due to your own shame you can easily post these exposures at any time. Do this as often as possible so others will notice the odd dysfunction of abnormal posters and force them to change their screen-names out of embarrassment. Then figure out how you're going to get enough change to catch the bus to Worksource tomorrow from your wheel-chair Keep this history in a desktop folder along with male proof pics, facebooks, twitters, social security numbers, hat sizes, and body mass indexes and a book of 100 diffeernet identities to impersonate while online. Good luck, and happy posting!

    Turfaholic wrote: »
    saving another grown man pic into your files is stalkerishly homo

    Co-sign.

    Saving pics is homo-ish, if you need to use a posters pics just be smart enough to use the Search Function and copy it from the thread they posted it in.....smart people run the world while stupid people wonder how. :)
  • TurfaholicTurfaholic Posts: 8,707
    edited July 2011
    so u care enough to go search for some shit in the past instead of letting it go and moving on?

    Oh, and I gotta asian bitch coming over, Rihanna flame red hair......I think i got you on a pic as far me being bitchless bruh bruh
  • DMTxTHCDMTxTHC Posts: 14,218
    edited July 2011
    Lol @ this thread, i thought it would've died shortly after my last post.
  • H-Rap 180H-Rap 180 Posts: 15,452
    edited July 2011
    I told you them Saturday gaylias dudes be attention-whores.

    They spend their weekends trying to convince us that they didn't wake up this morning trying to chat with us, and get our attention.

    They worship H-Rap more than there sisters and mothers do!
  • DanknDrankDanknDrank Posts: 3,269
    edited July 2011
    what the hell goes on off in here

    i leave for a few hours and m.f.'s are having a royal rumble in here
  • H-Rap 180H-Rap 180 Posts: 15,452
    edited July 2011
    DanknDrank wrote: »
    what the hell goes on off in here

    i leave for a few hours and m.f.'s are having a royal rumble in here

    I could never resist teasing the metally-Ill kids in middle-school!

    I had to taunt the gaylias weirdoes for choosing to spend their Summer weekends E-chatting about GEE757 and other men instead of getting some co-Ed puzzy or fucking with some music.

    Imma flick up 2night just to infuriate the Crackas, cripples, and cornballs that congregate on the I.C. due to their banishment from authenticated social networks.
  • TurfaholicTurfaholic Posts: 8,707
    edited July 2011
    its sad. Nigga just made proving something to a bunch of random niggas browsing the net the purpose of his whole night.




































    bet we still dont see turntables
  • StillDreamingStillDreaming Posts: 4,989
    edited July 2011
    Nigga got a damn G-1 running on EDGE comparing it to an iPhone.......step ya smartphone game up you bum.
  • DanknDrankDanknDrank Posts: 3,269
    edited July 2011
  • TurfaholicTurfaholic Posts: 8,707
    edited July 2011
    isnt this a hip hop discussion forum?

    are turntables not apart of hip hop?
  • CainCain Posts: 26,017
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  • DanknDrankDanknDrank Posts: 3,269
    edited July 2011
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