What's the quickest way to a million dollars??!

JUICY_FRUIT

I just wanna get rich, what's the fastest way to a million dollars?? Stocks????

ICame4Pussy

Lawsuits or Sucking a Dick N/H

Miles HIGH

If that's you in yo avi...And you can act stupid enough...Start off by gettin on a reality show.

American.Loo

JUICY_FRUIT wrote: »

I just wanna get rich, what's the fastest way to a million dollars?? Stocks????

Well, seeing that you didn't even mention any skill set that you may have.


For you, alot of pornography may get you that milli.

spit_fiya

401K plan....especially if your job matches it. You put about 12% of your earnings in your 401k and the company matches it at 4%.....you'll be a millionaire by 45 tops. That's if you're gettin paid at least 40K a year.

American.Loo

spit_fiya wrote: »

401K plan....especially if your job matches it. You put about 12% of your earnings in your 401k and the company matches it at 4%.....you'll be a millionaire by 45 tops. That's if you're gettin paid at least 40K a year.

She said the quickest.

Thats a 25 year plan bruh.

chilly

Federal penitentiary cell.

Manik Sona

If I knew I wouldn't be on here, I'd be in Hawaii or somethin. LOL

kevmic

JUICY_FRUIT wrote: »

I just wanna get rich, what's the fastest way to a million dollars?? Stocks????

Unfortunately there isn't one. Best way to do it is build up a 401k for a few years, cash it out, then begin investing aggressively and hope that you can filp your money over and over again if you play the stock market right.

You can also get a boob job and ass implants, work at a popular black strip club in Miami, and hope that a Baller or rapper would trick off on you. If you're lucky, he could knock you up and marry you. Then you'll be set.

HustleTree

American.Loo wrote: »

She said the quickest.

Thats a 25 year plan bruh.

Clearly lol ...Was thinking the same shit

American.Loo

kevmic wrote: »

Unfortunately there isn't one. Best way to do it is build up a 401k for a few years, cash it out, then begin investing aggressively and hope that you can filp your money over and over again if you play the stock market right.

You can also get a boob job and ass implants, work at a popular black strip club in Miami, and hope that a Baller or rapper would trick off on you. If you're lucky, he could knock you up and marry you. Then you'll be set.[/QUOTE]

This is prob the plan she'd most likely execute.

King Erauno

extortion.


get ass implants and a breast job. go be a video hoe for a year. fuck every rapper/actor you meet and write a book about it. threaten them so that theyll pay you.


it may backfire and you could be in the hole 1 milli but that should be worth the gamble. scared money dont make money

thehonorable

Why do people think stocks are the instant money plan?

truth spitter

Juicy fruit u are free. I thought u was locked up.

kevmic

American.Loo wrote: »

kevmic wrote: »

Unfortunately there isn't one. Best way to do it is build up a 401k for a few years, cash it out, then begin investing aggressively and hope that you can filp your money over and over again if you play the stock market right.

You can also get a boob job and ass implants, work at a popular black strip club in Miami, and hope that a Baller or rapper would trick off on you. If you're lucky, he could knock you up and marry you. Then you'll be set.[/QUOTE]

This is prob the plan she'd most likely execute.

Especially if she's asking for the quickest way to do it.

Kushington

Plenty of ways:

-take hostages and demand a million dollars ransom for their return
-rob a wealthy drug dealer and have someone to sell the drugs to

-rob an armored car

-rob a jewelry store and have someone to sell the jewels to

-create a hit music record

-invent something useful

-write a best selling book

ill post more when i remember some more, if you dont worry about pesky laws, there are plenty of ways to get to a milly quickly

Miles HIGH

Kushington wrote: »

-invent something useful

This here has haunted me for damn near my whole life...Like, if I could just invent somethin good, I'd be set...I look at products like the damn Snuggie and just SMH...Them niggas paid off the most simple shit that nobody else thought to patent and sell.

Kushington

Heres some more:

-gambling at the casino

-gambling at the racetrack

-the lottery









-embezzlement, but you need a career where youre able to embezzle first

-successful ponzi scheme

Im droppin fuckin gems in this thread

Reina B

ASK AQUA...she's a BAWSE maybe she can get you a job

politicalthug202

get ass implants, move to miami and get a day job
then be a stripper at night, invest all your stripper earnings
with a broker.

darkone360

Well t/s if you're a female, then I suggest u look b/t your legs. That right their is your ticket. The power of the P-U-S-S-Y.

bbwthick23

Gun and a Ski mask...

Madbeats

Miles HIGH wrote: »

This here has haunted me for damn near my whole life...Like, if I could just invent somethin good, I'd be set...I look at products like the damn Snuggie and just SMH...Them niggas paid off the most simple shit that nobody else thought to patent and sell.

No shit, right?! Some of the shit that peeps hit the jackpot with just blows me away!!!

rapbizla

Rob a bank, lmao!

longmeat

Get yours the fast way, the ski mask way. Take money, take money money!

DR. JEK

Purchase an million dollar insurance policy on somebody you cant stand and then hire a hit man to murk they ass soon as the undwritng process is done. That way you've made a mill without doin any labor