So this gay dude just try to hit on me...

t0wers

okay this happen about a 2weeks ago,but i figure i finally share it here on the IC

iight so im out grabbing my lunch at a local deli in the village,yes im in the village cus a customer of mine works in that area and i had to pick up some paperwork from him. So im getting some gas,and while im waiting i see these 2 gay dudes in my peripheral vision walking up the street. So without hesitation i turn my back towards them so they cant see me and next thing u know one of the guys screams out "you dont have to hide from us honey,we aint gonna bite"....so i turn around and laugh with sarcasm...and then the same guy im assuming screams out in front of everyone,"wont u let us jump in your car and we'll show u a good time"...and this old lady pumping her gas across from me is cheesing at me and she's gonna say,"so what are you gonna do young man"...and then i tell her to "mind her *&%^$#@Ein business" and so i turn back around to see if they walked by yet and why these 2 fags standing right across my car and the same guy says "were waiting on you"...and then i tell them to "fuck off" and i grabbed my receipt and jump in my infiniti and sped off!

so has a gay person ever hit on u???

b@squ1@t redux

t0wers wrote: »

okay this happen about a 2weeks ago,but i figure i finally share it here on the IC

iight so im out grabbing my lunch at a local deli in the village,yes im in the village cus a customer of mine works in that area and i had to pick up some paperwork from him. So im getting some gas,and while im waiting i see these 2 gay dudes in my peripheral vision walking up the street. So without hesitation i turn my back towards them so they cant see me and next thing u know one of the guys screams out "you dont have to hide from us honey,we aint gonna bite"....so i turn around and laugh with sarcasm...and then the same guy im assuming screams out in front of everyone,"wont u let us jump in your car and we'll show u a good time"...and this old lady pumping her gas across from me is cheesing at me and she's gonna say,"so what are you gonna do young man"...and then i tell her to "mind her *&%^$#@Ein business" and so i turn back around to see if they walked by yet and why these 2 fags standing right across my car and the same guy says "were waiting on you"...and then i tell them to "*&%^$#@E off" and i grab my receipt and jump in my infiniti and sped off!

so has a gay person ever hit on u???

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bigb86

ROFL
my nigga (who's puerto rican coincidentally) was in the commons on campus and some gay mexican cat tells him he has nice complexion and hair.
We all started bustin up he was PISSED LMAO

t0wers

biggyboy_karl wrote: »

Yeah, some faggot grabbed my ass in a club once.

how'd u feel afterwards?? did u do something about it like right away? or did u wait til the song u was dancing too was over?

bigb86

biggyboy_karl wrote: »

Yeah, some faggot grabbed my ass in a club once.

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Madam Speaker

all the time. Them dykes be real agressive with it too. The dont grab on me tho.

biggyboy_karl wrote: »

Yeah, some faggot grabbed my ass in a club once.

lol..what u do?

CMac

LOL that that's bullshit, I don't know what I would do if some shit like that happen to me.

blackrain

yea...i was sitting in McDonalds eating once about 5 years ago...some dude came over to where I was sitting, sat down and asked me if I would mind if one of his friends came over and talked to me...I said "Im not gay"...he "Ok." then got up and walked away...and I went back to reading the newspaper...

t0wers

rofl@Karl....

bigb86

biggyboy_karl wrote: »

I took it as a compliment and had a little dance with him.

He bought me a couple of drinks, went back to my place and yada, yada, yada, he hasnt called me since.

so riddle hacked your account?

fiat_money

fiat_money wrote: »

Many times, shit is WOAT.

^^Basically. Three times this week alone.

tam

yea, chix flicking their tongue at me b/c i was wearing a dress..

another time these butch chix in a suburban, were tryna get me to ride with them after the club.


*puke*

bigb86

fiat_money wrote: »

^^Basically. Three times this week alone.

WTF damn homie they be on you like that nh

grumpy_new_yorker

biggyboy_karl wrote: »

Yeah, some faggot grabbed my ass in a club once.

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bigb86

biggyboy_karl wrote: »

Nah, I turned around laughing thinking it was a chick. Only to see it was a dude.

I gave him the "gtfoh" stare. He walked away.

I felt a bit ill afterwards, put me off the whole night.

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MillzOG

lmao @ u bein in the Village though....WOAT place to be in NY

death187sin

biggyboy_karl wrote: »

Yeah, some faggot grabbed my ass in a club once.

Shock post!

t0wers

millz_flybridge wrote: »

lmao @ u bein in the Village though....WOAT place to be in NY

word,but the Village be having some nice shit to put in your crib.,.,.

Wishbone Jones

haha wtf
but yeh towers which infiniti you pushin
i looking to trade in n cop something new

Whatcha wearing?

i see these 2 gay dudes in my peripheral vision walking up the street. So without hesitation i turn my back towards them

I stopped reading right there. smh @ you giving them an invitation.

fiat_money

bigb86 wrote: »

WTF damn homie they be on you like that nh

Word, shit is a curse.

I must've pissed off a gay gypsy back in the day or something.

Rell Mayne

Mad self ether in here

jay83

When I was in college my Aunt bought me this ugly turtle neck as a gift. I never wore it ever, but Id figure I would wear it since I was visiting her that day and she was hooking me up with food.

I made a stop in a radio shack in the mall to pick up some batteries. This dude walks up to me and goes "Hey handsome, how you doin today?" Then he says "Thats a nice turtle neck, did you get it from *insert name of store gay dudes shop at*?"

I was like" wtf"?

I told my homegirl what happend, and she said "he probably tried to holla becauseof that gay ass turtle neck you had on and it set him off." I didnt know turtle necks were a gay dude accessory. lol

You live and you learn. She still clowns me about that to this day. Every time she sees a gay dude she says, "jay83, go throw on that turtleneck for me real quick." Ill never live that down. lol

ChillaT

smh@ this thread

only Towers can make threads like these........So this dude tried to suck my dick

tam

was that your first time towers?

lol

t0wers

Wishbone Jones wrote: »

haha wtf
but yeh towers which infiniti you pushin
i looking to trade in n cop something new

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