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You go to a porn site and you see the most PERFECT ass ever in a video

nkflier23nkflier23 Posts: 719 ✭✭✭
edited October 2011 in AKA Donkey
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the entire video its straight BACKSHOTS and you're killin ya sht to it

so the end of the video comes and the girl finally turns around to get the money shot on her face and

its your mother

what you do now?
You Know Why I'm Here
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  • SunflowaSeedsSunflowaSeeds Posts: 12,210 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
    You gotta stop making threads man. You should just randomly freepost pics like that in threads that you didn't make. You'd be a much better poster.
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  • nkflier23nkflier23 Posts: 719 ✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
    You gotta stop making threads man. You should just randomly freepost pics like that in threads that you didn't make. You'd be a much better poster.

    you mean to tell me you dont enjoy my life changing situation/decision threads? :(
    You Know Why I'm Here
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  • riddlerapriddlerap G Unit 4 Life 50's MansionPosts: 17,130 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
    threadstarter is wack and likes Lil Wayne. although thats like saying the same thing twice.
    trust no one, just my sig
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  • ninetiesnineties Posts: 506 ✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
    porn is for the weak
  • MacOneMacOne Posts: 2,422 ✭✭
    edited October 2011
    I wouldnt call him wack..but he def needs some thread structure/topic lessons
  • nkflier23nkflier23 Posts: 719 ✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
    riddlerap wrote: »
    threadstarter is wack and likes Lil Wayne. although thats like saying the same thing twice.

    "G-Unit In The House"

    stop it 5
    ya brassier beaters and durag swag died along wit rocawear throwback jerseys
    You Know Why I'm Here
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  • Poster#19Poster#19 Posts: 280
    edited October 2011
    I would prolly beat the shit outta my mom. Like Hartigan against yellow rat bastard style on sin city. Don't judge me, judge my whore of a mom for participating in said events.
  • SelfRespectBre92SelfRespectBre92 Posts: 18
    edited October 2011
    Life would never be the same...
  • south4lifesouth4life Bama Repesenta! Posts: 9,113 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
    Lol dude what makes u think of shit like this?
    On another note, that ass is nice.
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  • fullfledgedfullfledged Posts: 238
    edited October 2011
    that aint shit, my bm's mother told me a story about a guy in Cape Verde who got so wasted he came home went to his mother's room thinking it was his room where his gf was waiting and started fucking the shit out of her. Once he realized it was his mom she said "you might as well finish". don't know if its true but it sure is fucked up
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  • nkflier23nkflier23 Posts: 719 ✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
    that aint shit, my bm's mother told me a story about a guy in Cape Verde who got so wasted he came home went to his mother's room thinking it was his room where his gf was waiting and started fucking the shit out of her. Once he realized it was his mom she said "you might as well finish". don't know if its true but it sure is fucked up

    the niggas momma aint notice she was fkin her son? ._.
    You Know Why I'm Here
    CashmoneyDux
  • south4lifesouth4life Bama Repesenta! Posts: 9,113 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
    that aint shit, my bm's mother told me a story about a guy in Cape Verde who got so wasted he came home went to his mother's room thinking it was his room where his gf was waiting and started fucking the shit out of her. Once he realized it was his mom she said "you might as well finish". don't know if its true but it sure is fucked up

    Wait, What The Fuck!????
    Nigga was fucking the same pussy he came out of and he didn't know the difference?
    How u not know how your girl body feels and what kind of mother would sit there and let her son fuck her?
    She was sober, she should have stopped it before it started and why would she say u might as well finish, I'm guessing she was bout to get her a nut SMH.
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    NEW ORLEANS SAINTS - 2010 XLIV Super Bowl Champions
    ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE - 2010, 2012 & 2013 BCS National Champions, 2015 CFB Champions

    CashmoneyDux
  • HypernovaHypernova Posts: 1,227 ✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
    that aint shit, my bm's mother told me a story about a guy in Cape Verde who got so wasted he came home went to his mother's room thinking it was his room where his gf was waiting and started fucking the shit out of her. Once he realized it was his mom she said "you might as well finish". don't know if its true but it sure is fucked up

    That is fucked up , a lie, and kinda hot
  • fullfledgedfullfledged Posts: 238
    edited October 2011
    That is fucked up , a lie, and kinda hot

    hahaha

    i can't fuck a fam member no matter how drunk i am.
  • KingJamalKingJamal Posts: 20,652 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
    that aint shit, my bm's mother told me a story about a guy in Cape Verde who got so wasted he came home went to his mother's room thinking it was his room where his gf was waiting and started fucking the shit out of her. Once he realized it was his mom she said "you might as well finish". don't know if its true but it sure is fucked up

    Man hell naw

    Thats some nasty shit

    That guy musta been str8 up wasted if thats true
    I wanna take you higher...
  • I.B. BlackmanI.B. Blackman Posts: 3,323 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
    I'm thoroughly convinced that if some of you took 1/4 of the energy you put into "all things porn" and beatin off to these random damn videos 2-3 times a day and used it to actually get some real life pussy you'd probably suprise yourselves.
    "I'm cool in my afterlife, If i'm reading these chapters right."



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  • nkflier23nkflier23 Posts: 719 ✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
    I'm thoroughly convinced that if some of you took 1/4 of the energy you put into "all things porn" and beatin off to these random damn videos 2-3 times a day and used it to actually get some real life pussy you'd probably suprise yourselves.

    you act like niggas spendin hours and sht findin and watchin porn

    sht is upwards to 20 mins at most
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  • Melanin_Enriched Melanin_Enriched Your favorite basketball-american gentleman Posts: 22,868 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2011
    Is this porno an re enactment of immortal technique's dancing with the devil?
    *Top 5 background poster*
    Started fucking with photoshop
    superstarcole.gif
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  • StewStew Rap Music Is My Religion HTTRPosts: 52,089 Regulator
    norman78 wrote: »
    Search for the hottest videos with the best asses on the best adult sites

    Spambots find the strangest threads
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  • Lefty_Lefty_ The Ayatollah Of Baking Soda Pullin Up.....Posts: 3,478 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yo @Stew lock this cuh.
  • Lefty_Lefty_ The Ayatollah Of Baking Soda Pullin Up.....Posts: 3,478 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Stew wrote: »
    Lefty_ wrote: »
    Yo @Stew lock this cuh.

    You're a love struck sucka that loves horrible football teams.

    I'm stealin the speakers out your truck.
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