One girl was voluntarily running train with literally a line out her door one Saturday night at the barracks. She used to brag and I quote " I take dick like a porn star".
I seriously sat outside this sled dog's room and was in shock at how accurate her bragging was. Dude went in, came out, another went in. Shit was like comedy hour for the smart ones who didn't go near that petrei dish of stds.
Fucked up thing was she loved the attention after it was over and we all still continued to work together.
Another girl, not in one night, ran through a WHOLE barracks of Marines in a different unit. She had some false sense of self respect by not wanting to fuck dudes she worked with so she just hit up the barracks across the way. Shit was disgusting.
Military wives aint any better. Had one who told me she went to the movies with her husband, said she had to leave the movie and go use the bathroom. Instead she went outside and gave a dude some dome and then came back and finished the movie with her husband. Do I believe her? Yes, cause I was in they bedroom smashin right after she got done talkin to him on Yahoo Messenger while he was in Iraq. We worked in a summer camp that her kids attended. She was a teacher and I was a counselor. Used to smash after class on the desks. Don't trust military wives.
Military wives aint any better. Had one who told me she went to the movies with her husband, said she had to leave the movie and go use the bathroom. Instead she went outside and gave a dude some dome and then came back and finished the movie with her husband. Do I believe her? Yes, cause I was in they bedroom smashin right after she got done talkin to him on Yahoo Messenger while he was in Iraq. We worked in a summer camp that her kids attended. She was a teacher and I was a counselor. Used to smash after class on the desks. Don't trust military wives.
For real, most of the pussy I had in the Marines was provided by sex starved military wives. Bless their hearts.
I had this 1 chick that told me she once thought about contacting them niggas from Ghetto Gaggers for a shoot. I told her she might need practice in the privacy of her own home before embarking on such a difficult quest and to give me a call if she ever decided to do it...still havent heard from her
This girl i use to know fart fucked her sisters man.
That's when you put your ass against the next persons ass and fart at the same time. Together the fart bubble creates an egg which creates a black kid.
I had this 1 chick that told me she once thought about contacting them niggas from Ghetto Gaggers for a shoot. I told her she might need practice in the privacy of her own home before embarking on such a difficult quest and to give me a call if she ever decided to do it...still havent heard from her
i really think like 80% of the girls who do that shit or latina abuse really enjoy that shit.........................sad
i really think like 80% of the girls who do that shit or latina abuse really enjoy that shit.........................sad
Hold on scratch that. She was a white chick so it woulda been Facial Abuse. Chick had kind of a rough life and is real fucked up so I dont doubt it. I'm surprised I havent seen her in any porn yet.
Man one girl told me she let her dude fuck her in the ass and then dude literally had shit on his dick left and told her "CLEAN IT OFF!!" and that bitch actually did it. A church girl at that, suprise suprise.
Man one girl told me she let her dude fuck her in the ass and then dude literally had shit on his dick left and told her "CLEAN IT OFF!!" and that bitch actually did it. A church girl at that, suprise suprise.
This is so outrageous even I don't believe it.
I've done some crazy shit in my life, but I've never heard of something so wild. No way could this be true.
my friend told me she took a shit on a dude before LMAO. i will never look at her the same. i'm like YOU DID WHAT? she's like he kept asking me so i just squatted down above his chest and did it. I'm like... wow.... just wow.. no words.
my friend told me she took a shit on a dude before LMAO. i will never look at her the same. i'm like YOU DID WHAT? she's like he kept asking me so i just squatted down above his chest and did it. I'm like... wow.... just wow.. no words.
One time we got a little tipsy and the topic became naming all the people you could remember having sex (any kind of sex) with and the other people would count - well this shorty just kept going.... and going then she got up to like the 50's !!! :confused: :confused: :confused: and the room started getting a little quiet.
Then she started crying and shit, I guess the liquor was kickin in' and you could tell she still remembered more but people were stopping her. At the time, I ain't think it was a big deal because I was like yeah there goes a bitch who keep it real - the rest of these bitches were claiming like 5 at the most (we were almost 20 years old)...
One time we got a little tipsy and the topic became naming all the people you could remember having sex (any kind of sex) with and the other people would count - well this shorty just kept going.... and going then she got up to like the 50's !!! :confused: :confused: :confused: and the room started getting a little quiet.
Then she started crying and shit, I guess the liquor was wearing kickin in' and you could tell she still remembered more but people were stopping her. At the time, I ain't think it was a big deal because I was like yeah there goes a bitch who keep it real - the rest of these bitches were claiming like 5 at the most (we were almost 20 years old)...
i was talking to this puerto rican girl today about fucking and i told her she might be too small for me to fuck. her reply was that her pussy is elastic.
One time we got a little tipsy and the topic became naming all the people you could remember having sex (any kind of sex) with and the other people would count - well this shorty just kept going.... and going then she got up to like the 50's !!! :confused: :confused: :confused: and the room started getting a little quiet.
Then she started crying and shit, I guess the liquor was kickin in' and you could tell she still remembered more but people were stopping her. At the time, I ain't think it was a big deal because I was like yeah there goes a bitch who keep it real - the rest of these bitches were claiming like 5 at the most (we were almost 20 years old)...
This is the most hilariously sad thing Ive heard in a minute. I'm ova here LMAO while SMH
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Military wives aint any better. Had one who told me she went to the movies with her husband, said she had to leave the movie and go use the bathroom. Instead she went outside and gave a dude some dome and then came back and finished the movie with her husband. Do I believe her? Yes, cause I was in they bedroom smashin right after she got done talkin to him on Yahoo Messenger while he was in Iraq. We worked in a summer camp that her kids attended. She was a teacher and I was a counselor. Used to smash after class on the desks. Don't trust military wives.
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0 • Wack Feelings Nosign Cosign Ether GOAT LOL •This girl i use to know fart fucked her sisters man.
That's when you put your ass against the next persons ass and fart at the same time. Together the fart bubble creates an egg which creates a black kid.
Haven't talked to her since 07.
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I've done some crazy shit in my life, but I've never heard of something so wild. No way could this be true.
At least I hope this can't be true.........
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