Michael Jordan Can't Dress For Sh*t 2... Reloaded

Alpha Outlaw

"No Niggas and No Tailors"

Darius

HAF BAYKED wrote: »

damn u cant be great at everything...ya'll act like ya'll dont know MJ is a country nigga....they played ball on a dirt back yard bruh....he clean as a muthafucka in his town, or any country town for that matter......he one of those dudes u would see with the silky dragon vest/shirt on with some long linen shorts and some gators with no socks

well to be fair, he grew up in Wilmington, NC.... thats where i went to college. i lived that life and that aint exactly the 'country'. thats a beachfront city

Darius

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KNiGHTS

This makes me feel bad about getting older. I'm 6'5" my damn self, and my height is mostly legs. Smh@trying to get a grown man fit with legs like this.

With that said, I gave up the ghost when dude said silky dragon vest and homeboy said baptist church curtains.

Well Got Dam

PUPU_IZ_DRO wrote: »

YALL GOT SHYT BACKWARDS.. WHEN U GOT MONEY, HELL U SHOULD HAVE A STYLIST IF YOU CANT DRESS!...

YALL TALKIN BOUT HIS SUITS MIGHT COST MORE THAN OUR WHOLE CLOSET.. BULLSHYT!, IF HE PAID 1000'S FOR THEM 1990'S FULL FORCE, KID n PLAY " AINT GONE HURT NOBODY" SUITS, HE NEED TO KILL HISSELF!

I BET MJ BE IN THE MIRROR TALKIN BOUT "EWWWWW IM BOUT TO KILL EM' WITH THIS TONIGHT" FOH!

this some funny ass shit

Rosebudd B'Dose

Alpha Outlaw wrote: »

"No Niggas and No Tailors"

We need to get Chamillionaire in this thread

Chamillionaire bought the best shit in MJ's wardrobe

DRO

KNiGHTS wrote: »

this makes me feel bad about getting older. I'm 6'5" my damn self, and my height is mostly legs. Smh@trying to get a grown man fit with legs like this.

With that said, i gave up the ghost when dude said silky dragon vest and homeboy said baptist church curtains.

how tall is dwade and bron?... Them niggas got less money than jordan but dres wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better!...

Jordan is just a country ass nigga and them white girls always tell him he looks nice in whateva he wears....

DRO

aone415 wrote: »

we need to get chamillionaire in this thread

chamillionaire bought the best shit in mj's wardrobe

ha, yeah i remember this.... Jordan wild for that.... Nigga be wearin denim hammer pants!

Idi Amin Dada

dalyricalbandit wrote: »

dead at the girl lookin like dhalsim/jet set radio character gif..

And damn mike wears his pants mad high

hahaha I'm done. I can't read anymore.

CitiBoy

I understand rockin your jeans on your waist, but your belly button?.. smh

Darius

I have no doubts that MJ is in fact wearing female boots

Rosebudd B'Dose

Matt- wrote: »

I have no doubts that MJ is in fact wearing female boots

Word I think my wife has a pair of those LOL

usmarin3

Jordan one of them country niggas what creases his jeans and tucks his shirts in. Niggas laundry room is stacked with starch.

Darius

what the fuck, B? even Dean Smith won't forget this blazer

Darius

aone415 wrote: »

Word I think my wife has a pair of those LOL

she does.....

joshuaboy

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Darius

nobody the age of sam perkins should have hair like that

Niggas back

Lol! This thread got me rollin'

Rosebudd B'Dose

Matt- wrote: »

she does.....

Nice try matt

dalyricalbandit

Thread never fails lol

CopperKing

how can u own one of the most lucrative successful clothing lines and dress like u just drunk and entire glass of I-dont-give-a-fukc??

texas409

this nigga jordan dress like a tacky ass african

txboi_09

How you dress this horrible SMH, looks like dude just presses the Random button to select his clothing for the day.

dalyricalbandit

Mike prob cop all his gear in the 90's on some im a buy this whole building/factory worth of clothes now before they hit the streets

CopperKing

that nigga traded in his fashion sense for basketball skill