The Benefits of Swallowing

NYCeeCeeNYCeeCee Posts: 1,691
edited March 2012 in The Powder Room
http://thestir.cafemom.com/love_sex/121763/one_of_the_most_detested

I've always been a swallower. As a child, I swallowed anything the vacuum cleaner failed to pick up. Crayons. Paper. Nose boogers. Nothing felt dirty or wrong, even if the look on my mother's face told me otherwise. It wasn't until I started giving blow jobs that I thought about what I swallowed. I had given up breast milk long before then, and the idea of swallowing something out of someone else's body felt odd. But anything feels strange until you get used to doing it.

There's a lot of chatter over the age old sex debate, to spit or swallow, but when it comes to decisions, this is an easy one. If you love your partner and can muster up enough strength to take one for the team, take one for the team. Not only do guys love it when women swallow -- something about the whole completion thing -- but there are actually measurable benefits to swallowing, too.

1. Semen can boost your mood. Sure, this study had to do with intercourse, but if the hormones in semen, mainly testosterone and estrogen, make women happy when they screw, why wouldn't they make women happy when they swallow? Going on that theory, swallowing can make you happier. So next time the kids are screaming for SpongeBob, think about the benefits of another type of bob. The head bob.

2. Semen does a body good, pass it on. That's right, semen may be a cure for sore throats and diabetes! The next time you eat too much sugar and worry about your insulin levels, balance it out with a little semen (and, of course, talk to your doctor). If you lose your voice shouting at the kids for fighting, protect your throat with semen. These are only some of the possible medical benefits for semen. I can only imagine what else science will uncover about swallowing. Perhaps it's the cure for world hunger?

3. Semen can taste good. Like French fries or fruit, it all depends on what he eats. When you're looking for a filling snack, why not a little love juice? It's high in protein and only 20 calories per teaspoon. And when he eats celery, cranberries, watermelon, and drinks pineapple juice, he'll taste even juicer.

4. And for those who can't get themselves to swallow, fear not. You should feel good knowing that a little semen on your face may do wonders for your skin. According to The Sexual Teachings of the White Tigress, semen facials are good for you. And in her memoir, I'm Wild Again, even Helen Gurley Brown recommends the semen facial: "Spread semen over your face, [it's] probably full of protein as sperm can eventually become babies. Makes a fine mask — and he'll be pleased."

Do you prefer to spit or swallow?
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  • NYCeeCeeNYCeeCee Posts: 1,691
    I AM a black woman. LOL!
    AggyAFiron man1Young-Ice
  • In Your Moms RoomIn Your Moms Room Posts: 7,294 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm never the dude that cares about a bitch swallowing. I'd rather bust on her face or tits.
    bankrupt ballerWill MunnyVIBEKarl.
  • HafBaykedHafBayked Just A Nut Lookin For A Squirrel RATCHET CITY, LAPosts: 11,347 ✭✭✭✭✭
    NYCeeCee wrote:
    I AM a black woman. LOL!

    i dont know that....
    Young-Iceshtoopid
  • WELL THERE U HAVE IT LADIES! SWALLOW... IT DOES A BODY GOOD!
    iron man1
  • NYCeeCeeNYCeeCee Posts: 1,691
    HAF BAYKED wrote: »
    NYCeeCee wrote:
    I AM a black woman. LOL!

    i dont know that....

    I had a pic up for about 2.5 minutes. You would've seen it if you hadn't blinked. LOL

    Young-Ice
  • NYCeeCeeNYCeeCee Posts: 1,691
    Oh, @HAF, if you click the link & read the comments, all of the white women are disgusted by the article. Its hilarious!!
  • HafBaykedHafBayked Just A Nut Lookin For A Squirrel RATCHET CITY, LAPosts: 11,347 ✭✭✭✭✭
    i'll take your word for it...but until somebody else comes thru my statement is standing strong.....i was really joking but a lot of ya'll aint with that....but i've had a few freaks that ate it up
  • NYCeeCeeNYCeeCee Posts: 1,691
    Chicity wrote: »
    TS trying make a young simp fall in love

    I gave OP a GOAT and TS a long wink

    I gave you a GOAT in return, young simp. hahaha!!!

  • HafBaykedHafBayked Just A Nut Lookin For A Squirrel RATCHET CITY, LAPosts: 11,347 ✭✭✭✭✭
    NYCeeCee wrote:
    Oh, @HAF, if you click the link & read the comments, all of the white women are disgusted by the article. Its hilarious!!

    do NOT believe them....thats all i will say about it....they might be old tho...they freaky too but not like "our" generation....these young flakes is like "gimme more" *monster voice*
  • NYCeeCeeNYCeeCee Posts: 1,691
    HAF BAYKED wrote: »
    NYCeeCee wrote:
    Oh, @HAF, if you click the link & read the comments, all of the white women are disgusted by the article. Its hilarious!!

    do NOT believe them....thats all i will say about it....they might be old tho...they freaky too but not like "our" generation....these young flakes is like "gimme more" *monster voice*

    If I had time, I'd paste some of the comments, but some of them are outlandish. A bunch of married Moms (average age around 35 I suppose) saying that they don't even give their husbands oral sex, much less swallow. Its over 700 comments. One woman said that she read something that says that swallowing sperm causes cancer :/

  • NYCeeCeeNYCeeCee Posts: 1,691
    Chicity wrote: »
    NYCeeCee wrote: »
    Chicity wrote: »
    TS trying make a young simp fall in love

    I gave OP a GOAT and TS a long wink

    I gave you a GOAT in return, young simp. hahaha!!!
    *swoons*

    I'm @ the beginning of a 100 day challenge, stop tryna lead me astray lol

    I told you you couldn't handle the challenge. 100 days is a lot for you. ha!!

  • HafBaykedHafBayked Just A Nut Lookin For A Squirrel RATCHET CITY, LAPosts: 11,347 ✭✭✭✭✭
    NYCeeCee wrote:

    If I had time, I'd paste some of the comments, but some of them are outlandish. A bunch of married Moms (average age around 35 I suppose) saying that they don't even give their husbands oral sex, much less swallow. Its over 700 comments. One woman said that she read something that says that swallowing sperm causes cancer :/

    ahahhahaaahaahahaaaa!!!....thats a new one.....yeah but that's why them dudes end up scoopin trannies and shit smh.....
  • Supreme_GentlemanSupreme_Gentleman #RapeCulture Posts: 19,893 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Kind of disappointed there's no pics.
  • frostyicyfrostyicy Posts: 2,146 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Actually swallowing reduces the risk of breast cancer for women. Studies show that 20% of women who swallow are less likely to get breast cancer than those who don't.

    Lol real shit. I used that shit all the time to females during my college years.

    It is a real study that says it tho.
  • Bully_PulpitBully_Pulpit Factsmachine Posts: 5,243 ✭✭✭✭✭
    GOAT shit, NyCee. True story though I read a islamic book once that said that its good for women to swallow the man juice because they will take on your traits, I shit you not. Can somebody vouch for that?
  • In Your Moms RoomIn Your Moms Room Posts: 7,294 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    more females need that mind set ^^^^
    Will Munny
  • StoneColdMikeyStoneColdMikey I am what the people need. MIKEYFORMOD CHITOWN THE BEST TOWNPosts: 23,034 ✭✭✭✭✭
    i do it but not for the benefits *shrug*

    this why i love you.
    Pico
  • In Your Moms RoomIn Your Moms Room Posts: 7,294 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Big titties ftw^^
    Will Munny
  • taebootaeboo Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Wow...you learn something new everyday. Nothing wrong with swallowing though.
  • Bully_PulpitBully_Pulpit Factsmachine Posts: 5,243 ✭✭✭✭✭
    During both of my serious relationship's I got the 2 gals to swallow for the first time in their lives. It wasn't like I kept trying to convince them, but eventually they just did it. After both of these instances, each chick said "Oh that's not that bad", and proceeded to swallow from then on.

    Whoever they sucked off after we broke up owes me a thank you.

    you sound more entitled than a caucasian

  • mrrealonemrrealone Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I hope ladies don't believe that "health" crap. I don't know who be making them "studies" up.


    But if a lady does swallow, that feels a lot better all the way around....
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