Rhino, hippo, or lion?

The Prodigalson

usmarin3 wrote: »

I'll fight the hippo


Lions are too quick, powerful and agile on land and once they grip you it's over.

Rino have tough armor and have that horn to puncture you. They built up speed too.


As for the Hippo, they are pretty slow and tend to stay in the water most of the day. I'm pretty sure i can out swim a hippo too, and i don't think they go in water that comes over their heads.

You do know a hippo can run up to 30 mph regardless of their size right and swim up to 5 mph. LOL

The Prodigalson

Haul Judos wrote: »

hippos can catch cheetahs...

Damn he just crush that little cheetah.

Shizlansky

So yall gon pick a lion?

So yall gon pick something that HUNTS for a living?

So yall gon pick a full grown, 600 pound, agile, aggressive, hunter, has a lot of time putting in killing things?

Ill go with a rhino.

either way you pick you gon die.

but it all depends on the weapon i get

if i had a light machine gun with 500 in the clip ill take on all three

usmarin3

Well damn, looks like the question should be "which way do you rather die in a less painful way". I'm going with the lion because they lion goes for the jugular and give you a quick death. The rino and hippo is trying to crush and gore niggas, i want a instant death.

The Prodigalson

usmarin3 wrote: »

Well damn, looks like the question should be "which way do you rather die in a less painful way". I'm going with the lion because they lion goes for the jugular and give you a quick death. The rino and hippo is trying to crush and gore niggas, i want a instant death.

LMAO

VIBE

I'd take on all 3 in hopes two would die fighting each other and the 3rd would be pretty wounded or too tired to attack me, I'd then kill it and walk out.

GodSpeed215

At this point, its no reason we shouldnt be able to see these kinda fights on youtube.

I'd like to see a bull and polor bear lock ass!!

313 wayz

A hippo can't jump but they are also known to kill crocodiles

A lion is quick, has sharp claws and teeth.....he will put you in the Upper Room in no time

A rhino is slow and damn near blind, so I'll have to go with the rhino

MikeydaGawd

Fuck it ill fight all 3 cuz im that nigga

Du_Du

that would be the day i'd hit a line of coke...i tell you that much.....

can't do not shit like that sober...

a line of coke.. a shot of pure adrenaline....and a senzu bean

Amotekun

I'll go with the Lion.

Hippos and Rhinos are not predatory by nature so when they kill they make it real gory.

A rhino has poor eyesight and will just gore the shit out of anythng in front of it.

A Hippo will use it's large mouth and strong jaw pressure to basically bite a man in half

A lion would just suffocate you which is the least painful of the ways to die, plus you'd have a better chance against something that weighs at max 600 lbs and than something that weighs over a ton.

VIBE

GodSpeed215 wrote: »

At this point, its no reason we shouldnt be able to see these kinda fights on youtube.

I'd like to see a bull and polor bear lock ass!!

Start up an underground fight club for animals.

UAFC: Ultimate Animal Fighing Champions

Polar Bear v Grizzly

damobb2deep

skooby2315 wrote: »

Fuck it ill fight all 3 cuz im that nigga

lol nigga it dont even look like u like going camping....

313 wayz

A male lion is lazy as hell that sleeps / rests about 18 -20 hours a day, if it's a female lion, it's a wrap

southsil4lil

I know it wouldn't happen cause animal rights activist would get bent out of shape but imagine being able to see random animals square up and get it on. a Silver back guerrilla vs a grizzly bear. a bull mastif vs.a cheetah ect. Have Joe Rogan calling that hoe

Ounceman

KingJamal wrote: »

Kimi wrote: »

The lion sounds like it would cause the most painful death...I would go with the hippo.

Hippo's have been known to snap people in half kimi lol

This.. hippos have an estimated 2000-45000 lbs of pressure when they bite down. the fuck i look like going in a ring with the threat of my head being caught between one of those mofos jaws.

just look what it did to this watermelon





and this lioness

fiat_money

Young-Ice wrote: »

fiat_money wrote: »

Lion, easily.

Much thinner hide, and not heavy enough to crush me.

Plus, it would be the most fun.

The lion (Panthera leo) is one of the four big cats in the genus Panthera, and a member of the family Felidae. With some males exceeding 250 kg (550 lb) in weight

that's a lot of weight.. one could probably suffocate you with that weight if it wanted

It's not crush weight though, so it can't kill me or break my bones by accidentally stepping on me or some shit.

250kg<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<3000kg

Du_Du

simba would be mad....

Black_Samson

nigga, if mowgli can make, then i can make it. he deafted niggas with a twig. A TWIG.
stand that bitch up in their mouth. i'd kick their bottom jaw while it's lodged in there too...

Bender Rodriguez

I'd fight the hippo in mid day phoenix heat of 115 degrees. Let the sun dry that fucking to death. Ill i got to do is dodge that shit.....BOSS

The Lonious Monk

313 wayz wrote: »

A male lion is lazy as hell that sleeps / rests about 18 -20 hours a day, if it's a female lion, it's a wrap

Ummmm nah. While male lions are lazy as shit, they do have 2 major roles. Making babies and fucking up anything that threatens the pride. So basically all they do is sleep, fuck, and fight. The females hunt, but they aren't nearly as aggressive barring situations where they have to defend their young.

GodSpeed215

VIBE wrote: »

GodSpeed215 wrote: »

At this point, its no reason we shouldnt be able to see these kinda fights on youtube.

I'd like to see a bull and polor bear lock ass!!

Start up an underground fight club for animals.

UAFC: Ultimate Animal Fighing Champions

Polar Bear v Grizzly

That would be the shit, imagine be stoned watching that.

I couldn't be the Dana White of it because of PETA, but god dammit I'd be a shareholder

BK Product

Dirty Sanchez wrote: »

Random as fuck!!!

Ioniz3dSPIRITZ

hippo. i would run in circles until its too tired and go in for the kill

Ioniz3dSPIRITZ

Dirty Sanchez wrote: »

Ioniz3dSPIRITZ wrote: »

hippo. i would run in circles until its too tired and go in for the kill

A hippo will run faster than you bitch nigga

i doubt that im pretty fast plus i know how to break ankles