Men

haute

when we say we would consider a 3some during one of those "what's your deepest, darkest fantasies" conversations


we be lying

and ya mama's cooking sucks

get over it


Hope this helps


feel free to share the things you lie about the opposite sex about just to appease them


Love you. Mean it.



PPS you're baby is not that cute either

Theodis

you still let a nigga cut tho.

7figz

My moms throws down lady !!!!

And you know you like those 3somes.

On topic though, I tell bitches all the time that they pussy is tight. (I lie)

YoungGoldie

When we say we're faithful, we be bullshittin like a mothafukka

2nd chances

its all fun and games until some chick's face in on your crotch and your dude is hitting her doggy style..


then shit gets real.....

haute

Thulsa Doom wrote: »

you still let a nigga cut tho.

so I should pass up good dick because your mama fucks up the mac and cheese every damn time!!


nigga this thread is about honesty

Disciplined InSight

I admire haute's brutal honesty...

haute

lol @ telling loose pussy bitches their shit is tight

Trillaaaaaa

I refuse to believe my mom be fuckin

Im just gon assume she only had sex twice to get me and my brother

Copper

no.... I wont cheat on you again..

In Your Moms Room

What i say: I love you

What i think: No i don't bitch, i just want some head.

MansaMusa67

If im dating a girl and she asks if she the best i ever had I will say she good but not the best (even if she is)....

They don't like being 1-uped...so then i use that to get them to try freaky shit they might not normally do

Cain1

I've never cheated on you.

Your sister is not cute.

When I go out with the my boys I never dance with other women.

I'll call you later

Pussy isn't all I want from you.

Your hair look nice.

I wanna hear what you have to say.

Amotekun

GZus wrote: »

I refuse to believe my mom be fuckin

Im just gon assume she only had sex twice to get me and my brother

Dun you should accept the reality that your mom has had someone's balls all over her face. Just accept it she was a jump off at some time in her life before or after you. If you can see your mom like that you'll never have a problem seeing other bitches for who they are...dirty bitches, no more pedestals.

@Haute

-You just achin for some alpha male to roll through and tell you to shut the fuck with that bullshit and take this dick.
- Talking about no threesome. I'll tell a bitch quick, 'hey look your friend got some big titties, I gong to smash, you can stay here and watch and I'll smash you later or you can join in, i'll be alpha male, you alpha female and we both dominate this slut bitch....

I stopped lying to my girl. Told her when she talks half the time she not saying shit. Told her that the only reason a dude would get with her is just to fuck, said she wasn't wifeable til after she got with me, told her I didn't love her anymore and then broke up with her.

Gucci Scott King

It's your beauty not your booty

Dr.Chemix

word to fabolous that veggie burgers n hot chocolate isn't cutting it

Have you ever considered permanent makeup? Waking up next to you has me wondering how much I drank

The purpose of tail nail polish is to cover the toe nail...not to have chips missing and be all on the sides like you did it in a rush

I do want to fuck your sister and you look nothing like her

I fucked your cousin and almost fucked your moms, no bullshit

FroHawke

I think most of these white lies are known by any experienced dater of each sex anyway. No point to this thread. All men aren't boorish idiots and all women aren't cunts

silverfoxx

Haute..... have u ever posted a pic on IC?

I shall forever ask until received.

Will Munny

silverfoxx wrote: »

Haute..... have u ever posted a pic on IC?

I shall forever ask until received.

you have got to be fucking kidding me...

1of1

Velveeta Shells and Cheese
Stir in Diced Jalapeno

Even better the next day when the jalapeno flavor has really set into the velveeta.

You're welcome.

(none of that MAC n cheese in the oven bs either.) Pot >>>>

Mood Indigo

ewww ^^^^^^^

1of1

But I peep game haute (pronouced heauxt, not hot). Threesome is jot a fantasy bcuz It's regular shit to you.



And I don't lie much really. Straightforward approach. Either you'll fuck with it or you won't.

haute

I can't do velveeta

but I do prefer my mac and cheese stove top

1of1

Yo I can't find that triangular box of spreadable Asiago cheese anywhere.

Louis Cipher

haute wrote:

when we say we would consider a 3some during one of those "what's your deepest, darkest fantasies" conversations


we be lying

and ya mama's cooking sucks

get over it


Hope this helps


feel free to share the things you lie about the opposite sex about just to appease them


Love you. Mean it.



PPS you're baby is not that cute either

not into 3somes....and my momma can cook...GTFOHWTS

haute

why is it that everyone says their momma can cook

some of ya'll are lying


it's ok though