Da Official True Blood Season 5 Thread

Will Munny

"Homosexual actors they influence kids" - Nipsey Hu$$le

mdcu16

I can't wait to get back home Friday so that I can catch up on Season 5!

Seansosa

tru blood is light weight losing my intrest...

7_rolls_royces

Seansosa wrote: »

tru blood is light weight losing my intrest...

lol nigga this show is g.o.a.t!!!!!!!!!

Bruh, YO SIG IS G.O.A.T!!! you gone make a lot of rats mad bruh, your simp points are gonna go waaaaaaaay down after they see that truth in your sig. I'ma make a thread about that powerful sig if you don't mind.

mc317

Somebody give sookie the true death

Cain1

Gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwdammmn it kill Tara off asap!!!!!!

BoldChild

Too much shit going on.

Terry and whatever the hell he is involved in.

Jason bitching.

Tara ol "you turned me into a monster."

Pam probably gonna go save her.

Will Munny

Okay so as much as I want Tara to die, Pam ain't shit if she doesn't save her.

Sookie really ain't shit. I was glad the show didn't twist it to make her seem like so innocent like they have before, but somehow they will in the future, or Alcide will turn into a cunt and just somehow get over it.

I'm not diggin the new Jason Stackhouse.

Po' Nora.

It was hilarious when Terry was like "can't say" "don't know" "Not sure"

PaperPlaneJane

So now we know how damaged Jason is and why......shit was really sad actually. I wonder if Sookie know about the teacher pretty much molesting him?

Kinda shocked @ how Eric & Pam really came to be. She pretty much forced him to turn her cuz she was depressed.

LMAO @ Eric shittin on Bill even back then.

LMAO @ the ether all over Eric face when he realized that Bill got some from ol girl first....
"You know when they say about gentalmen...they don't brag about sloppy seconds." - Bill

The Lonious Monk

I can really appreciate Sookie getting shitted on. It's been a long time coming. On top of that, she's a little too cocky now that she knows how to use her little powers. She must have forgotten that vampires are fast enough to kill her before she even knows they are attacking.

Also, I think Jason's fairy lineage is really what's to blame for his problems. Yeah, the relationship with his teacher is what screwed him up, but something like that happening was pretty much unavoidable. They revealed last season that his ability to attract women like that is a side effect of his heritage.

7_rolls_royces

The Lonious Monk wrote: »

Also, I think Jason's fairy lineage is really what's to blame for his problems. Yeah, the relationship with his teacher is what screwed him up, but something like that happening was pretty much unavoidable. They revealed last season that his ability to attract women like that is a side effect of his heritage.

I've noticed that too. They actually been hinting at this from the very start of the series. This cat has fucked teachers, a pastor wife, police men wife, best friends girl, tara wanted to fuck him, gays are after him...........he pretty much fucked damn near every chick in town lol. Also that might explain why he didn't turn into a wear panther.

I think he doesn't have all of his fairy powers like sookie does though. It looks like they about to finally go into detail about the fairies now. Dude that ran from jessica is obviously a fairy. But the question is though, how did he come to earth realm when the fairy realm was supposedly sealed off? same for that chick that fucked sheriff billfer?

BoldChild wrote: »

Too much shit going on.

Terry and whatever the hell he is involved in.

Jason bitching.

Tara ol "you turned me into a monster."

Pam probably gonna go save her.

You better not ever watch "game of thrones" if you think too much is going on on true blood.

(UNKNOWN)

I can't stomach Tara but she got the right maker to help her grow some balls..LOL at Eric dickin Pam so bad that bitch was ready to die for the dick.

When Jason went to Jessica Party and had the lil chick in the car ready to bust down but declined I thought we lost the old Jason but im happy he back.

(UNKNOWN)

The Lonious Monk wrote: »

(UNKNOWN) wrote: »

everybody talkin about the gay rev but HBO make some of the most unlikely people gay in they series.

when I look at this show I don't see a reason why HBO made Lafayette gay. Its like they enjoy takin a strong male and make them gay. the man work two jobs and sell drugs and the only black guy in the town and he gay.

Look at the Omar on The Wire, he was the most respected out of any cop or crook and the whole show. He rob from the hood rich to give to the poor, the man never cause harm to anyone that wasn't in the game, He respect the 7th day as a holy day, he had codes and rules he lived by but they made him a fag for no reason what so ever.

Did the same thing with Vito on the Sopranos. I waiting on these HBO writers to make somebody gay on Boardwalk just because they like to push that shit in people face.

Well to be fair, Omar is a composite character made up from a few real life people. One or more of them was probably gay.

That said HBO shows do go over the top with the gay shit. Sometimes it seems like they go out of their way to bombard the audience with homosexuality. Especially in this series.

Naw I watch a lot of behind the making of the wire, Omar was not gay...The guy they compose Omar from was the guy that help protect the movie Omar when he went to jail for that Murder Old face Andre put on him.

The Lonious Monk

(UNKNOWN) wrote: »

The Lonious Monk wrote: »

(UNKNOWN) wrote: »

everybody talkin about the gay rev but HBO make some of the most unlikely people gay in they series.

when I look at this show I don't see a reason why HBO made Lafayette gay. Its like they enjoy takin a strong male and make them gay. the man work two jobs and sell drugs and the only black guy in the town and he gay.

Look at the Omar on The Wire, he was the most respected out of any cop or crook and the whole show. He rob from the hood rich to give to the poor, the man never cause harm to anyone that wasn't in the game, He respect the 7th day as a holy day, he had codes and rules he lived by but they made him a fag for no reason what so ever.

Did the same thing with Vito on the Sopranos. I waiting on these HBO writers to make somebody gay on Boardwalk just because they like to push that shit in people face.

Well to be fair, Omar is a composite character made up from a few real life people. One or more of them was probably gay.

That said HBO shows do go over the top with the gay shit. Sometimes it seems like they go out of their way to bombard the audience with homosexuality. Especially in this series.

Naw I watch a lot of behind the making of the wire, Omar was not gay...The guy they compose Omar from was the guy that help protect the movie Omar when he went to jail for that Murder Old face Andre put on him.

Yeah I know about that guy, but I could have sworn I read somewhere that there were at least two other people from which they drew influence for Omar's character.

inthacut

Last ep was aight. Im keep my thoughts to myself till at least another two eps.

darkrain

Looks like Lafayette is going to have some trouble with his demon.

Tara along with Alcide has clearly been on the least selfish people on this show, but all she does is crapped on for not being happy enough and not buying Sookie's inane bullshit that as long as I want to fuck a vampire all the horrible shit they did goes away.

Honestly, Tara's storyline surprised me, which I like. Tara's opening scene where they "welcoming" her and showing us that vampire like like with her gazing at the moon and stars, etc. Tara exercise control over her urges and hold onto the best parts of her humanity is a very moving experience. I like that she's angry about being turned. I like that she's calling Sookie out on her shit. I like that she isn't feeding like crazy. I like that she turned to Sam when she needed help.

Plus, I think having Tara change is a great way to bring all the characters together and reset some of the things that have gone off the rails. Sam is a good person despite everything and I know that because he's looking out for Tara and Tara trusts him. Sookie's magical ladybits do nothing for Tara and for the first time in years (or weeks, the timeline confuses the hell out of me on this show) she actually has the face the consequences of her choices. I hope it'll humble her and make her a likable protagonist again.

apollo greed

I can't believe Jason fucked that old teacher...I guess he wanted to relive his past feelings but she wasn't anything to brag about def not compared to the teachers getting caught smashing their students these days. Maybe she was fine back in his younger days.

glowy

apollo greed wrote: »

I can't believe Jason fucked that old teacher...I guess he wanted to relive his past feelings but she wasn't anything to brag about def not compared to the teachers getting caught smashing their students these days. Maybe she was fine back in his younger days.

lol @ Jason trying to turn over a new leaf, and be a better person, but instead made that teacher feel even worse.

She was all guilty about what she had done, then he fucks her, and goes "yeah, you were right", and leaves her high and dry.

loch121

glowy wrote: »

apollo greed wrote: »

I can't believe Jason fucked that old teacher...I guess he wanted to relive his past feelings but she wasn't anything to brag about def not compared to the teachers getting caught smashing their students these days. Maybe she was fine back in his younger days.

lol @ Jason trying to turn over a new leaf, and be a better person, but instead made that teacher feel even worse.

She was all guilty about what she had done, then he fucks her, and goes "yeah, you were right", and leaves her high and dry.

Got a feeling she will be trouble down the line

JJ 1975

CainMarko wrote: »

Gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwdammmn it kill Tara off asap!!!!!!

Yes! Kill her off!

BoldChild

deep east oakland p wrote: »

BoldChild wrote: »

Too much shit going on.

Terry and whatever the hell he is involved in.

Jason bitching.

Tara ol "you turned me into a monster."

Pam probably gonna go save her.

You better not ever watch "game of thrones" if you think too much is going on on true blood.

I do watch game of thrones, I just felt there were too many story lines popping up in true blood at the time, but now it's starting to come in line.

BoldChild

on another note, lol @ that kid vampire.

Nigga got ethered something serious.

Will Munny

lmao, well they just added another story line with Sam's homies dead at the dinner table and Terry's storyline only got deeper.

Ok... and just as I suspected, they somehow try to flip it so we will feel sorry for Sookie cause its sooooo hard for her and she's just sooooo tore up about everything. I fucking hate Sookie. That whole "you'll do anything for me, cause you're in love with me...." oh man I almost had to vomit.

Does anyone find it kinda funny that Debbie's last name is Pelt? You ever known a skinny bitch named Debbie? I haven't. Skinny bitches go by Deborah. Horrible name though either way IMO.

7_rolls_royces

Pam about to snap!!! lol.

I'm loving terry's story line already.

I think nan flanagan was working for the sangwanista's(however you spell that shit) and planted a bug in bills office. There was that one scene in the limo after talking all that "don't eat humans" bull shit. right before she saw russel rip dude heart out on t.v. She seemed as if she was acting like she actually cared about what the authority said about humans and vampires. But when she got in the limo her attitude changed and she just started sucking them girls blood. Also her sudden change in working together with bill and eric to go against the authority. The speech she gave to them about the authority was suspect as fuck too.



To all the book readers:

How old is each member of the authority?(drop it in a spoiler tag)

I already know that on chick who fucked eric and bill is a little older than godric(a little over 2,000 years old). I could have sworn russel said that the authority were only a few hundred years old.

PaperPlaneJane

Will Munny wrote: »

lmao, well they just added another story line with Sam's homies dead at the dinner table and Terry's storyline only got deeper.

Ok... and just as I suspected, they somehow try to flip it so we will feel sorry for Sookie cause its sooooo hard for her and she's just sooooo tore up about everything. I fucking hate Sookie. That whole "you'll do anything for me, cause you're in love with me...." oh man I almost had to vomit.

Does anyone find it kinda funny that Debbie's last name is Pelt? You ever known a skinny bitch named Debbie? I haven't. Skinny bitches go by Deborah. Horrible name though either way IMO.

LMAO