Most awkward moment in sex

KINGOFDAARCADE

for me it was when i first made a girl pussy fart. *BRMPF* *BHUMF* *WHOMF*.... she was embarrassed and I was embarrassed for her.

MissK

when you are left thinking is that it?

YoungGoldie

Eretime I bust a nutt then look over at her and yawn and say "so what u about to do?"

taeboo

One time when an ex and I were having relations, a picture that used to be over my bed fell and busted me in the head. Funny thing was he was trying to keep going, I had to flip up off of me...had a bruise on the top of my forhead for like 4 days.

NYCeeCee

I was in the kitchen making us ANOTHER drink. I come walking in all naked and sexy (already tipsy smh). He's laying on the bed waiting for me. The room is pitch black and I trip over the lamp pole and fall on the bed spilling the drinks all over the bed and him We didn't even clean up, we just did it on the wet bed. Whole room smelled like liquor.

YoungGoldie

NYCeeCee wrote: »

I was in the kitchen making us ANOTHER drink. I come walking in all naked and sexy (already tipsy smh). He's laying on the bed waiting for me. The room is pitch black and I trip over the lamp pole and fall on the bed spilling the drinks all over the bed and him We didn't even clean up, we just did it on the wet bed. Whole room smelled like liquor.

Clumsy ass tryin to be cute...........

NYCeeCee

YoungGoldie wrote: »

NYCeeCee wrote: »

I was in the kitchen making us ANOTHER drink. I come walking in all naked and sexy (already tipsy smh). He's laying on the bed waiting for me. The room is pitch black and I trip over the lamp pole and fall on the bed spilling the drinks all over the bed and him We didn't even clean up, we just did it on the wet bed. Whole room smelled like liquor.

Clumsy ass tryin to be cute...........

LMAOOOOO @ this gif. It looked like she was about to do the Running Man before she fell

CeLLaR-DooR

NYCeeCee wrote: »

YoungGoldie wrote: »

NYCeeCee wrote: »

I was in the kitchen making us ANOTHER drink. I come walking in all naked and sexy (already tipsy smh). He's laying on the bed waiting for me. The room is pitch black and I trip over the lamp pole and fall on the bed spilling the drinks all over the bed and him We didn't even clean up, we just did it on the wet bed. Whole room smelled like liquor.

Clumsy ass tryin to be cute...........

LMAOOOOO @ this gif. It looked like she was about to do the Running Man before she fell

haha

Dirty Words

I was drunk and fell asleep on a girl once.. Not really awkward for me, musta been weird as hell for her though..

mr.jamrock

when ya finish and she wants to cuddle but you want her gone smh no wifey treatment chick

MsSouthern

When you say the wrong name

YoungGoldie

Ms Southern wrote: »

When you say the wrong name

KINGOFDAARCADE

Ms Southern wrote: »

When you say the wrong name

that shit only happens in sara jessica parker movies.

smokelahoma

Ms Southern wrote: »

When you say the wrong name

of course your slut ass would do some shit like that.

INSANE RELICK

I had a chick giving me head, everything was cool but she wanted to whyle out and show off n shit.... So like shes going
down doing the usuals, then she starts going all the way down...Making them ill gargling noises..her eyes were all waterin ..
Then she took me into her mouth all the way, her tounge was licking my ball at the same time, then as Im about to cum.

Shorty throws up fuckin spaghetti, n meatballs all over my nuts... I laying there like: This bitch just puked up pasta
on my nuts" WOWwwwwwww. She goes and runs back into the bathroom to get a rag....She basically "picks ' up the fucking yuke off my nuts... I get up, take a shower and proceed to go play XB.

ANd thats REAL MY NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Dirty Words

INSANE RELICK wrote: »

I had a chick giving me head, everything was cool but she wanted to whyle out and show off n shit.... So like shes going
down doing the usuals, then she starts going all the way down...Making them ill gargling noises..her eyes were all waterin ..
Then she took me into her mouth all the way, her tounge was licking my ball at the same time, then as Im about to cum.

Shorty throws up fuckin spaghetti, n meatballs all over my nuts... I laying there like: This bitch just puked up pasta
on my nuts" WOWwwwwwww. She goes and runs back into the bathroom to get a rag....She basically "picks ' up the fucking yuke off my nuts... I get up, take a shower and proceed to go play XB.

ANd thats REAL MY NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

.. Ew son, ew

Lou Cypher

mr.jamrock wrote: »

when ya finish and she wants to cuddle but you want her gone smh no wifey treatment chick

I fucking HATE THAT! I just wanna be like god dammit i only call you when i want sex what makes you think this is ok?!

Dirty Words

ItsKatBitches wrote: »

When he asks if you came.

lmfao @ niggas that ask that.. If you have to ask.. You've failed

pennyda1

ItsKatBitches wrote: »

When he asks if you came.

That gotta be the worse!!! Kat what's ur response when they ask?

VIBE

I farted.

Shit was one of those "ohhhh shit, wtf! Hold it! Hold it! Okay, fuck it let it go slow", and it sounded like a balloon that was pinched slightly. So we laugh, continue and finish then laugh more.

lighthearted26

Anything involving anal and shit is always awkward.

MsSouthern

smokelahoma wrote: »

Ms Southern wrote: »

When you say the wrong name

of course your slut ass would do some shit like that.

smh @ this lame OklaHOMO

of course his dumb ass wants to believe I did that

nujerz84

whenever there was a pet in the room they be staring... and then sniff the areas where u were fucking.

nujerz84

oh and getting a cramp once..

caddo man

Had this chick that I used to beat on the regular. This broad was a smoker and I couldnt because I was in the military at the time. She came over my crib and brought some weed. I couldnt resist! we smoked her whole stash. After that we went up stair I was so high I fell asleep while eating the cooch. All I could do was laugh the next day.

c1up

With this girl out Philly, we in her folks jacuzzi in the bathroom gettin it in and the mom comes in from work and is in the master bedroom and I guess heard ol girl. The mom says "are you playing with yourself again, I'm going to the store"