Most awkward moment in sex

freehuey89

c1up wrote: »

With this girl out Philly, we in her folks jacuzzi in the bathroom gettin it in and the mom comes in from work and is in the master bedroom and I guess heard ol girl. The mom says "are you playing with yourself again, I'm going to the store"

so hilarious

Allah_U_Akbar

lighthearted26 wrote: »

Anything involving anal and shit is always awkward.

Do tell...

Cutty5000

lighthearted26 wrote: »

Anything involving anal and shit is always awkward.

ALLAH U. AKBAR wrote: »

lighthearted26 wrote: »

Anything involving anal and shit is always awkward.

Do tell...

iHEARTmilfs

nothing can be more ackward when she feels that warm nut inside of her..... not knowing that u jus raw dogged that pussy..... i love that feeling

that & when she giving u head & ur palming the back of her head & she has already told u not to nut in her mouth & u got that head locked tight & squirt off in her mouth.... i turned a few hoes out doing that.... hoes are cum guzzlers now

lighthearted26

@inward lmao you are awful. I'd bite your dick if you did that to me, and I'd bite it hard.

@Allah same old story, girl meets boy, boy sticks his penis in girl's ass, girl cringes and locks up while boy is determined to get his entire manhood inside, boy's penis comes out and girl smells something, girl washes up and soaks in tub, the end.

Cutty5000

lighthearted26 wrote: »

@inward lmao you are awful. I'd bite your dick if you did that to me, and I'd bite it hard.

@Allah same old story, girl meets boy, boy sticks his penis in girl's ass, girl cringes and locks up while boy is determined to get his entire manhood inside, boy's penis comes out and girl smells something, girl washes up and soaks in tub, the end.

@lighthearted26

You don't swallow?

Also, I remember you mentioning that you were in a relationship in which your s/o would always be in your ass during your monthly cycle.

Have you ever been awakened (or attempted to be awakened) in that manner?

If so, how did you respond?

EmM HoLLa.

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lighthearted26

No I haven't been awakened in that manner and yea there were times I did anal but never really during my period, that was just something he wanted to do. And swallowing is cool but not if you're being forced to. This isn't ghetto gaggers.

Cutty5000

lighthearted26 wrote: »

No I haven't been awakened in that manner and yea there were times I did anal but never really during my period, that was just something he wanted to do. And swallowing is cool but not if you're being forced to. This isn't ghetto gaggers.

@lighthearted26

Ok, I got the bolded mixed up.

How long do you usually wait before you grant a gentleman access?

And how long does it actually take to physically get in there once the act commences? (only asking because in your previous response to @Allah you said you tend to "lock up" as if you were putting up some sort of resistance)

iHEARTmilfs

had my pubes get stuck in a chicks braces back in high school.... she was like "i gotta go home" but everytime she tried to pull away she was abt to rip the shit outta my skin.... i told her "jus keep suckin, i'll give u a ride home"...... kept my shit shaved every since then


another time i was fuckin this chick & her homegirl came over...... she was braggin on my dick to her sayin shit like "he gotta big dick girl, u wanna see it?" & the homegirl would be like naw..... now when i walked out the room, the homegirl was talkin all this shit abt how im not her type but whenever i was in the room, she was giving me that look like she wanted the dick bad..... so ole girl im fuckin tells shawty we abt to go to the room to fuck.... now im in there fuckin the shit outta her.... headboard bangin, shawty screamin at the top of her lungs..... next thing u know i feel something wet grip my nuts.... my natural reaction was to kick & somehow i moved & kicked the homegirl & busted her nose..... she goes "damn nigga i jus wanted to suck ur balls"..... well we cleaned her up & brought her in the mix...

lighthearted26

@cutty I get the feeling you jacking off to my posts

Cutty5000

lighthearted26 wrote: »

@cutty I get the feeling you jacking off to my posts

What gave you that idea?

I'm just asking questions trying to keep with the premise of the thread.

Baybey

he was doing baby strokes. he really thought he was doing something and telling me to say "daddy". i said shut up.

The Prodigalson

Don't know if this is awkward but my dick got bent while on rock hard smashing from the back. Shit sounded like a bone popped and it was very pain full.

Du_Du

having gas

KINGOFDAARCADE

KNiGHTS

Rhythm Method + Hamstring Cramps = Scariest shit in the world.

Also, busted one of those epic paint-her-from-her-shoulder-to-her-ass nuts where you're shocked that much came out and literally fell off the bed.

its....JOHN B

When i'm with a girl I just wanted to fuck and nothing more, I become a different person once I get my nut off, shit gets a little awkward right after I try to just split without being rude but they usually hate me after that.

Leah_Bonita

fuckin a bitch&the bitch farted like big loud wet sloppy butt farted im like wtf yoy nasty bitch

Will Munny

Dirty Words wrote: »

I was drunk and fell asleep on a girl once.. Not really awkward for me, musta been weird as hell for her though..

I've been really drunk and assumed girls wouldn't mind sharing a couch with me sleeping head to feet. They always move, they are never down to cuddle.

silverfoxx

*Only had sex one time post* give me a ether!!!

Leah_Bonita

Will Munny wrote: »

Dirty Words wrote: »

I was drunk and fell asleep on a girl once.. Not really awkward for me, musta been weird as hell for her though..

I've been really drunk and assumed girls wouldn't mind sharing a couch with me sleeping head to feet. They always move, they are never down to cuddle.

lol at cuddling with dis hoes

silverfoxx

lol how am I flagged for abuse tho? Im not trollin.

deadeye

Cutty5000 wrote: »

lighthearted26 wrote: »

No I haven't been awakened in that manner and yea there were times I did anal but never really during my period, that was just something he wanted to do. And swallowing is cool but not if you're being forced to. This isn't ghetto gaggers.

@lighthearted26

Ok, I got the bolded mixed up.

How long do you usually wait before you grant a gentleman access?

And how long does it actually take to physically get in there once the act commences? (only asking because in your previous response to @Allah you said you tend to "lock up" as if you were putting up some sort of resistance)

Excellent questions.

Interested to hear @lighthearted26's response.

will grimey

The bitch shitted on herself pullin her pants down....it was awful...crazy part was I had just told her,"Girl I'm bout to fuck the shit outta you."