1 Night Stand Rules...

bull6599

Fellas (b/c I know none of the virtuous women of the IC participate in such activities) what are ur guidelines for a 1 night stand?

I was talking to a young boy around the way today and the nigga got himself caught up SMH. He met a chick @ the club & took her back to her crib to smash. The nigga call himself bouncing while she was sleep, but managed to leave his wallet & phone. He had to go back & get that shit LOL.

Rule #1: All accessories (hats, jackets, hoodies, jewelry, wallet, phone, etc.) get left in the car. The only thing u should take in her crib w/ u are the condoms.

Rule #2: Take ur clothes off the way that u wear 'em...don't turn them inside out. If u have on 2 shirts (a t-shirt under ur Polo, etc.) take them off @ the same time. Surely u can put on 2 shirts @ the same time. Every second counts & the faster u get dressed, the faster u can bounce.

Any other shit y'all do?

Copper

INB4 anyone else

Copper

leave wallet and cell phone in car locked in glove compartment
dont do the do at my spot (either there place or hotel)
give out a fake number if they ask
leave before sun comes up

ScumbagSwag

DreadsRIGHT

Aint no rules YOLO

Allah_U_Akbar

Dr.Chemix

no cuddling...cuddling is for love...wrong four letter word...we fuck

nigga as tempting as it is...wear those fuckin rubbers nigga

no sleeping with the broad till morning either (I know niggas who do this dumb shit). Fuck, nut, and gtfo

No real name usage...

fuck getting a number nigga...its a smash no grab situation (variables can come into play...but in most cases, avoid)

this isn't a stamina test nigga, its a one night stand...once again...fuck,nut, and gtfo

Allah_U_Akbar

Oh and if you're a grown man, make sure she's at least 18 before you engage in anything like this...

Dr.Chemix

ALLAH U. AKBAR wrote: »

Oh and if you're a grown man, make sure she's at least 18 before you engage in anything like this...

Re-quoted for emphasis

fuck a charge nigga and the fuck trap

bull6599

ALLAH U. AKBAR wrote: »

Oh and if you're a grown man, make sure she's at least 18 before you engage in anything like this...

Dr.Chemix wrote: »

ALLAH U. AKBAR wrote: »

Oh and if you're a grown man, make sure she's at least 18 before you engage in anything like this...

Re-quoted for emphasis

fuck a charge nigga and the fuck trap

WORD!!! My cousin got caught up like that. Nigga was in the Marines and stationed in Arizona. Met a bitch @ a 21+ club so he assumed she was of age...turned out the bitch was 16.

PimpMVP

Niggas make shit to difficult with bullshit "game and rules"

Fuck the bitch
get her number if you think you may want to smash in the future if not don't
Leave

PimpMVP

Too*

Dr.Chemix

PimpMVP wrote: »

Niggas make shit to difficult with bullshit "game and rules"

Fuck the bitch
get her number if you think you may want to smash in the future if not don't
Leave

lol nigga you have no rules cuz you have no bitches nigga

only an inexperienced nigga like you would say some dumb shit like that

every game has rules pimpin...get off that bench and you see what we talkin about

PimpMVP

Foh..

You niggas always over complicate simple shit and acting like your teaching something important

Stop being a lame nigga that tries to hard to give "Mack" advice

You're in every thread over complicating simple shit. Fucking wack nigga

kai_valya

check for herpes/genital warts cuz condoms don't always/usually protect against them

The Prime Minister

bull6599 wrote:

Fellas (b/c I know none of the virtuous women of the IC participate in such activities) what are ur guidelines for a 1 night stand?

I was talking to a young boy around the way today and the nigga got himself caught up SMH. He met a chick @ the club & took her back to her crib to smash. The nigga call himself bouncing while she was sleep, but managed to leave his wallet & phone. He had to go back & get that shit LOL.

Rule #1: All accessories (hats, jackets, hoodies, jewelry, wallet, phone, etc.) get left in the car. The only thing u should take in her crib w/ u are the condoms.

Rule #2: Take ur clothes off the way that u wear 'em...don't turn them inside out. If u have on 2 shirts (a t-shirt under ur Polo, etc.) take them off @ the same time. Surely u can put on 2 shirts @ the same time. Every second counts & the faster u get dressed, the faster u can bounce.

Any other shit y'all do?

Naw my dude, I ain't leaving my phone in the car. What if there's an emergency? What if your car gets broken into?

Your thinkin' too much.

Dr.Chemix

PimpMVP wrote: »

Foh..

You niggas always over complicate simple shit and acting like your teaching something important

Stop being a lame nigga that tries to hard to give "Mack" advice

You're in every thread over complicating simple shit. Fucking wack nigga

lol...nigga shut your non pussy getting ass up...

one of the dumbest niggas on the IC

your only experience is what you seen on the internet

there's a world outside your momma's house nigga...go and learn

and get that anna out ya mouth boy...mono your tone

PimpMVP

Oh noes.. use a fake name because you're so important

Oh noes... don't get the number.. just smash and leave because you're sooooo important

^^^^wack shit

Niggas is lame as fuck

You can tell who fuck bitches and who doesn't on this forum

Dr.Chemix

PimpMVP wrote: »

Oh noes.. use a fake name because you're so important

Oh noes... don't get the number.. just smash and leave because you're sooooo important

^^^^wack shit

Niggas is lame as fuck

You can tell who fuck bitches and who doesn't on this forum

lmfao, I like fucking with your bitch ass!

All doc gotta do is say a word to you nigga...and you spin like a fucking top

"You can tell who fuck bitches and who doesn't on this forum"

Lmfao!!! Yooooo...niggas be ethering themselves out this bitch!!

ask yourself...why haven't you had pussy in so long?

then ask yourself...do you prefer pink holes or brown holes

Tommy_Milfhitta

***RULES 4 ONE-NYT STANDS***

1) Eating the pussy is a delicacy, do not eat the fruit unless she is ur s/o or if you have had atleast 3 sexual encounters with her.

2) Never take a 1 night stand bitch to ur home. Never know if the bitch is scheming. Fuck a 'honey trap', avoid this and u cud potentially avoid a house break-in

2a) If the bitch is constantly texting on her fone. Pause. She cud be plotting so gtfo. Fuck around and get got. 'Honey traps' are bullshit.

3) Strap the fuck up. Having a baby from a 1 nyt stand is not trill.

4) Hide ur identity. If u an Ol' skul player u already kno wats gud. False names only and give her the booty call number. (this is usually fone #2 or #3 which is mandatory 4 true players) Never give them the mainline.

5) If she way too drunk, leave it alone son. Bitch will have u in court on sum rape charge the following week if u fuck around with a drunk slut.

6) 1 night = 1 nut. After ur 1st nut gtfo. No cuddling allowed and 2nd rounds are off limits.

PimpMVP

This Chemix guy is lame as fuck

He's try entirely too hard

No real nigga that actually get bitches is apply so many wack ass rules to no situation

Lol niggas let movies determine how they do shit

Chemix is some fat lame nigga that get off from "spitting game" over the innanets

Sad shit

PimpMVP

Lol @ 2nd rounds are off limits

Laaaaaaame ass shit

The IC: Where niggas try too hard

Dr.Chemix

A man without principle or code is not a man at all

@PimpMVP...nigga this isn't a movie. this game is from experience bruh and from pop dukes who was a pimp. you keep ethering yourself bad over there

Real niggas in this bitch know what the fuck I'm talking about

Real niggas sniff out a pussy in you. So I'm the fat lame nigga? So that means you're the scrawny skinny nigga with a loud mouth and exaggerated movements that gets knocked the fuck out everytime?

so be it...

Notice every fucking nigga in here getting pussy says rules are imperative

All see this

But you the odd man out player...

I think you prefer brown holes Pimp

Dr.Chemix

Tommy_Milfhitta wrote: »

***RULES 4 ONE-NYT STANDS***

1) Eating the pussy is a delicacy, do not eat the fruit unless she is ur s/o or if you have had atleast 3 sexual encounters with her.

2) Never take a 1 night stand bitch to ur home. Never know if the bitch is scheming. Fuck a 'honey trap', avoid this and u cud potentially avoid a house break-in

2a) If the bitch is constantly texting on her fone. Pause. She cud be plotting so gtfo. Fuck around and get got. 'Honey traps' are bullshit.

3) Strap the fuck up. Having a baby from a 1 nyt stand is not trill.

4) Hide ur identity. If u an Ol' skul player u already kno wats gud. False names only and give her the booty call number. (this is usually fone #2 or #3 which is mandatory 4 true players) Never give them the mainline.

5) If she way too drunk, leave it alone son. Bitch will have u in court on sum rape charge the following week if u fuck around with a drunk slut.

6) 1 night = 1 nut. After ur 1st nut gtfo. No cuddling allowed and 2nd rounds are off limits.

#2 and #5 are GOAT

I know too many bitches that have set niggas up on the number 2. Come back telling me the nigga had two PS3's, 42 inch flat screens, money, etc. all it takes is the wrong nigga to hear that shit and you got. Word to Outkast "Red Velvet" When I was down in ATL, niggas stay getting trapped in the hotels.

And especially number 5!! Yoooo!! All it takes is her homegirl talking to her..."do you remember anything at all girl? Did you consent?" And before you know it, these two bitches are brewing up a rape charge for your ass. Shit is real

PimpMVP

I skipped over your post b

I'll never in my life do all that useless shit you lames are on

Fuck are you fearful of a bitch for

The hood has really fuck some niggas heads up


Hilarious shit in this thread b

Allah_U_Akbar

PimpMVP wrote: »

Foh..

You niggas always over complicate simple shit and acting like your teaching something important

Stop being a lame nigga that tries to hard to give "Mack" advice

You're in every thread over complicating simple shit. Fucking wack nigga

@PimpMVP



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