1 Night Stand Rules...

PimpMVP

IC Nigga: Don't touch any of her belongings.. she might lift your fingerprints and frame you for a murder

More lame IC niggas: word..that shit happened to my cousin.. this shit is real

The fuck

ScumbagSwag

JJ 1975

Absolutely NO evidence left behind. It's like you weren't even there.

Yroc

obviously there's a decorum that needs to be followed for a one night stand.

PimpMVP wrote: »

Niggas make shit to difficult with bullshit "game and rules"

Fuck the bitch
get her number if you think you may want to smash in the future if not don't
Leave

rarely is it this simple. you just waitin to be got. never trust these hoes. all it takes is one bad experience, then you'll understand, keep/start fucking...

BlackThor356

look pimpmvp all im sayin is, Kat said she AGREED with you...that alone should tell you that you may need to re consider your position.

no disrespect to Kat of course

TheFix

There's certain rules to move in certain situations. After the club, and she has a boyfriend.

Make sure the homies know where you are just incase.
As the OP said, leave everything possible in the car.
Take the strap in, but don't let her know(that's how you get setup).
If possible, don't take all of your clothes off, and definitely don't take your pants all the way off.
Check every room in the crib when you get there, closets and all, look around you, see if there's a nigga livin there and all that.
Condoms, Condoms, Condoms.
Flush your own condom, wrap that bitch in tissue, and watch it go down.
Don't drink shit she give you at the house unless it's sealed.
DO NOT GO TO SLEEP.
When you leave, if possible, erase your number out her contacts, and call log.
When you park, back in, instead of facing in.

Makaveli Joker

I used to steal her shit after she fell asleep. Now my daughters mom steals my paychecks.

Damn, karma

bull6599

TheFix wrote: »

There's certain rules to move in certain situations. After the club, and she has a boyfriend.

Make sure the homies know where you are just incase.
As the OP said, leave everything possible in the car.
Take the strap in, but don't let her know(that's how you get setup).
If possible, don't take all of your clothes off, and definitely don't take your pants all the way off.
Check every room in the crib when you get there, closets and all, look around you, see if there's a nigga livin there and all that.
Condoms, Condoms, Condoms.
Flush your own condom, wrap that bitch in tissue, and watch it go down.
Don't drink shit she give you at the house unless it's sealed.
DO NOT GO TO SLEEP.
When you leave, if possible, erase your number out her contacts, and call log.
When you park, back in, instead of facing in.

I do that shit everywhere LOL. It's become a habit.

TheFix

bull6599 wrote: »

TheFix wrote: »

There's certain rules to move in certain situations. After the club, and she has a boyfriend.

Make sure the homies know where you are just incase.
As the OP said, leave everything possible in the car.
Take the strap in, but don't let her know(that's how you get setup).
If possible, don't take all of your clothes off, and definitely don't take your pants all the way off.
Check every room in the crib when you get there, closets and all, look around you, see if there's a nigga livin there and all that.
Condoms, Condoms, Condoms.
Flush your own condom, wrap that bitch in tissue, and watch it go down.
Don't drink shit she give you at the house unless it's sealed.
DO NOT GO TO SLEEP.
When you leave, if possible, erase your number out her contacts, and call log.
When you park, back in, instead of facing in.

I do that shit everywhere LOL. It's become a habit.

On my momma that saved my life before.

Dr.Chemix

TheFix wrote: »

There's certain rules to move in certain situations. After the club, and she has a boyfriend.

Make sure the homies know where you are just incase.
As the OP said, leave everything possible in the car.
Take the strap in, but don't let her know(that's how you get setup).
If possible, don't take all of your clothes off, and definitely don't take your pants all the way off.
Check every room in the crib when you get there, closets and all, look around you, see if there's a nigga livin there and all that.
Condoms, Condoms, Condoms.
Flush your own condom, wrap that bitch in tissue, and watch it go down.
Don't drink shit she give you at the house unless it's sealed.
DO NOT GO TO SLEEP.
When you leave, if possible, erase your number out her contacts, and call log.
When you park, back in, instead of facing in.

My nigga!!!!! Yo, pretty much everything bolded was told to me by my father and my brother, straight up. Every single fucking one. I never forgot that pants rules, no sleep rule and especially...ESPECIALLY...the sealed drinks. I heard it in a verse in a track and I heard it from my brother

"Do smoke on the blunt if the weed is rolled already"

Nigga just dropped that real shit right there yo...

Nate D.O.

its a one nite stand..fuck and get up go home.

TheFix

Dr.Chemix wrote: »

TheFix wrote: »

There's certain rules to move in certain situations. After the club, and she has a boyfriend.

Make sure the homies know where you are just incase.
As the OP said, leave everything possible in the car.
Take the strap in, but don't let her know(that's how you get setup).
If possible, don't take all of your clothes off, and definitely don't take your pants all the way off.
Check every room in the crib when you get there, closets and all, look around you, see if there's a nigga livin there and all that.
Condoms, Condoms, Condoms.
Flush your own condom, wrap that bitch in tissue, and watch it go down.
Don't drink shit she give you at the house unless it's sealed.
DO NOT GO TO SLEEP.
When you leave, if possible, erase your number out her contacts, and call log.
When you park, back in, instead of facing in.

My nigga!!!!! Yo, pretty much everything bolded was told to me by my father and my brother, straight up. Every single fucking one. I never forgot that pants rules, no sleep rule and especially...ESPECIALLY...the sealed drinks. I heard it in a verse in a track and I heard it from my brother

"Do smoke on the blunt if the weed is rolled already"

Nigga just dropped that real shit right there yo...

Bruh, when I was still out there like that, I didn't even want a bitch textin around me, and when you go to the bathroom, i'm readin that shit. Who you textin at 4 am? Niggas use bitches set niggas up because they know we gonna be weary of they asses, no no not me homie. You not rockin me to sleep. That thirst will get you stripped in a way that you don't to be.

Dr.Chemix

TheFix wrote: »

Dr.Chemix wrote: »

TheFix wrote: »

There's certain rules to move in certain situations. After the club, and she has a boyfriend.

Make sure the homies know where you are just incase.
As the OP said, leave everything possible in the car.
Take the strap in, but don't let her know(that's how you get setup).
If possible, don't take all of your clothes off, and definitely don't take your pants all the way off.
Check every room in the crib when you get there, closets and all, look around you, see if there's a nigga livin there and all that.
Condoms, Condoms, Condoms.
Flush your own condom, wrap that bitch in tissue, and watch it go down.
Don't drink shit she give you at the house unless it's sealed.
DO NOT GO TO SLEEP.
When you leave, if possible, erase your number out her contacts, and call log.
When you park, back in, instead of facing in.

My nigga!!!!! Yo, pretty much everything bolded was told to me by my father and my brother, straight up. Every single fucking one. I never forgot that pants rules, no sleep rule and especially...ESPECIALLY...the sealed drinks. I heard it in a verse in a track and I heard it from my brother

"Do smoke on the blunt if the weed is rolled already"

Nigga just dropped that real shit right there yo...

Bruh, when I was still out there like that, I didn't even want a bitch textin around me, and when you go to the bathroom, i'm readin that shit. Who you textin at 4 am? Niggas use bitches set niggas up because they know we gonna be weary of they asses, no no not me homie. You not rockin me to sleep. That thirst will get you stripped in a way that you don't to be.

@bolded

all the time my dude...they do that shit all the time like clockwork

dumb ass niggas comin out there tims n shit...

MOF, this chick was tellin me how her man would tell her to bring a dude home and let him fuck. When she did, her dude would sneak in and beat the shit out of the dude, then would fuck the shit out of her on some freaky shit. That was their game that they played. Smh...gotta watch yourself out here. Evil lurks looking for a snoozer

Tommy_Milfhitta

@ Dr.Chemix


Some niggas outchea aint seen the game in its rawest form. They dont understand that everything has a set of rules and regulations and a one night stand is no exception. Its a jungle outchea and women are sheisty. Niggas forget that this aint the 80's-90's...these days Bonnie would plot on ur ass her damn self without Clyde assisting her. Niggas better take notes or else it would be too late when you right in the middle of the situation.

Dr.Chemix

Tommy_Milfhitta wrote: »

@ Dr.Chemix


Some niggas outchea aint seen the game in its rawest form. They dont understand that everything has a set of rules and regulations and a one night stand is no exception. Its a jungle outchea and women are sheisty. Niggas forget that this aint the 80's-90's...these days Bonnie would plot on ur ass her damn self without Clyde assisting her. Niggas better take notes or else it would be too late when you right in the middle of the situation.

lol that gif speaks truth! Hell yea doe...never seen that shit. Only going off what some other nigga said, who himself haven't even seen the raw game. So the fuckery ensues. Lol but they can keep the act up on the IC if they want, when they got out in that real world, they betta hope no wolves or lionesses preying on em. A fodder is simply that, a fodder. lowest on the food chain.

Bawse D.Lox

lmfao @ this thread,& at these post Vietnam Gulf War ass niggaz,

tip# 52- if u walked in thru the door, leave thru the window.

tip# 32- if she's white, wear under size gloves.

tip# 25- pee back word facing the wall, dick at a 32 degree angle, to avoid leaving a mess


lmao but on the real, i like some of these tho. these hoes is skandalous, u might neva kno.

PimpMVP

*bump*

So I can laugh at more of you niggas and these CIA rules

bull6599

I know a couple dudes who got set up for the okie doke. But they were some flashy niggas...always popping bottles w/the absurd amounts of jewelry on. I ain't a hater, but sometimes that shit makes u mark. 1 nigga was a d-boy...got em for all his shit...work included.

The Prodigalson

The only rule is to get her to the house.m

EmM HoLLa.

I aint going to nobodies crib... We goin to the Telly fam.. And after the deed is done ill drop you off.. N im gone...

Lurker6

........smh@ all these rules shit is a 1 night stand............u meet that person for the first time at the bar or w/e and have sex with them somewhere then go about your biz thats it........theres no call them again to hook up again some other time our it wouldnt be a 1 night stand

The Prodigalson

Lurker6 wrote: »

........smh@ all these rules shit is a 1 night stand............u meet that person for the first time at the bar or w/e and have sex with them somewhere then go about your biz thats it........theres no call them again to hook up again some other time our it wouldnt be a 1 night stand

..............

TheFix

Lurker6 wrote: »

........smh@ all these rules shit is a 1 night stand............u meet that person for the first time at the bar or w/e and have sex with them somewhere then go about your biz thats it........theres no call them again to hook up again some other time our it wouldnt be a 1 night stand

Puttin rules into play depends on circumstance. For instance, most of that shit don't apply to college chicks, but there are some crazy situations for you out there and i've never believed in being careless, so I'm not careless.

unRealLady1

I never had a one night stand. I count on my fingers how many sexual interactions I had in my lifetime. I'm really not into sexing a bunch of ppl or one night stands.

if I had sex with someone, you think I would parade on the net saying I didnt?


I never had sex with nas or lil wayne....need I say anymore names?


my life really isnt industry.

tru_m.a.c

nah the only real rules should be the sleep part, condoms flushing and Visual STD check

the sleep part is KILLER

if you're going to sleep in that pussy...wake the fuck up first!