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BATMAN!!!!! (Time To Prepare) -_- Really?????

Tru_HittaTru_Hitta Posts: 615
edited May 2012 in Quite Comical
Oka i have question in every thread i see about batman whoever he fights. Why is it his fans always say with time to prepare he can win....i mean seriously whose gonna give him time to prepare? Would they stop the fight&let him think of something&how much time does he need a hour maybe two or a whole fucking lifetime? Beacause some of this characters i see yall put him against like thanos or galactus for example are light years smarter&more advanced than batman to the point it almost makes batman look like a caveman. I mean damn batmans only a human and not even the smartest human at that you can give him all the time you want theres some shit he wont be able to figure out about his oppenent or how to win period. Especially if its a character coming from marvel who his never met before. Whose like thousands,millions,or billions of yrs older than him. BATMAN FANS KILL YOURSELVES for saying "If He Had Time To Prepare"
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  • Lou_CypherLou_Cypher Make Reasonable Choices. H. E. Double Hockey SticksPosts: 50,504 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Happens all the time with batman. He gets his ass beat, finds out where he went wrong and sons you. Batman aint my favorite but hes def top 5 from DC for me.
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  • dalyricalbanditdalyricalbandit Co-Owner Of AllhipHop.com, Super Moderator, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 66,513 Regulator
    Lou Cypher wrote: »
    Happens all the time with batman. He gets his ass beat, finds out where he went wrong and sons you. Batman aint my favorite but hes def top 5 from DC for me.

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  • BK ProductBK Product Posts: 1,923 ✭✭✭✭✭
    LMAO at craccent GOAT
  • Tru_HittaTru_Hitta Posts: 615
    That Batman prep time is bullshit. He's a caped crusader which means he's always running into goons and villains of unknown capabilities, and gotten fucked up too on some occasions. Batman should have been dead years ago killed by some junkie in the alley with a baseball bat to the back of the dome. They woulda pawned off his utility belt for $20 talkin about some thank you based gawd in their craccent.

    lmao co-sign off top
  • AmotekunAmotekun Posts: 7,820 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Especially because batman tryin to crusade using nonlethal measures. Against a squad of goons who are trying to kill you and you just tryin to incapacitate eventually Batman is gonna run into an L.

    Punisher on the other hand. That cracca ass wop gives no fux. He body goons up like it's christmas time and he the salvation army. Frank Castle put the fear of god in goons and he just walk out in public, eat in diners, playin ball in the park like he don't have a bounty on his head.

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  • yeah i rap so don't yeah i rap so don't Posts: 3,874 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2012
    Yea, show what happened next. Frank threw another punch and Batman caught it and then told Frank never to come to Gotham again. Batman> Punisher, but I like both. Their crossover was terrible. Another Batma hate thread, how original.


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  • Tru_HittaTru_Hitta Posts: 615
    @yeahirapsodont't its not hate but come on "prep time" is b.s that batman fans say to make it seem like he can do anything punisher batman could beat cause hsi human it goes either way but batman against folks like superman,sentry,thanos,galactus,darkside,doom...etc logically theres no amount of prep time that could help him win cause his human besides the kryptonite against superman he couldnt beat any of those guys i just named not physically atleast the only person his probably smarter than that i named is doom but he still couldnt beat him one on one like i said prep time is b.s
  • ragerage Posts: 5,858 ✭✭✭✭✭
    LMAO @ The Punisher beating Batman....Batman would body Punisher prep time or not.
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  • Tru_HittaTru_Hitta Posts: 615
    edited May 2012
    @rage Guy in cape with gadgets vs guy in trench coat with guns both human&able to hit eachother = even fight
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  • dalyricalbanditdalyricalbandit Co-Owner Of AllhipHop.com, Super Moderator, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 66,513 Regulator
    Bruce would spank Frank
  • Tru_HittaTru_Hitta Posts: 615
    in hand two hand combat ya but long range idt that lil bat thing he throws can stop franks mac 10s or glocks&bats armor isnt bulletproof plus frank has no problem killing him batman would have to get in close&knock frank out advantage goes to frank just cause he doesnt mind murking niggas to win but lets not get of topic "cosmic powered superheros/aliens >>>>>> batman" he gets smashed on even with prep time
  • CeLLaR-DooRCeLLaR-DooR Posts: 18,323 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • CeLLaR-DooRCeLLaR-DooR Posts: 18,323 ✭✭✭✭✭
    But yeah...Batman is the GOAT...But he would get annihilated by a lotta niggas...prep time or not...

    When they say preptime...they don't mean my man has a pause durin' the fight to plan something. They mean more like durin' a war...a long battle...not a cage-match
  • Tru_HittaTru_Hitta Posts: 615
    ya but most of time when they say that its when they put him in a one on one battle which basically kills the whole prep time theory cause idt the enemy is gonna sit around&let batman have a 3month grace period to think of something that is unless whoever his facing is to busy whooping on other stronger superhero hell they would probably save batman for last just to make him shit hisself when they rip supermans head off in front of him aka DOOM
  • Bcotton5Bcotton5 Posts: 51,477 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Its pretty much an unwritten rule that Batman and Dr Doom beats everybody with prep
  • Tru_HittaTru_Hitta Posts: 615
    Its pretty much an unwritten rule that Batman and Dr Doom beats everybody with prep

    lol no doctor doom maybe since he was able to steal galactus powers but batmans no where near as smart as doom plus doom had power to start with so he always has a fighting chance to beat someone with cosmic powers&is covered from head to toe in metal batman on the other hand is human in a rubber suit....the human torch,cyclops,nova,thor...etc basically anyway with the power of fire or lighting could turn both of them into human ovens

  • AmotekunAmotekun Posts: 7,820 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Its pretty much an unwritten rule that Batman and Dr Doom beats everybody with prep

    Batman aint seein Doom on any level.

    Doom is the overlord of a sovereign nation and got all types of tech. Doom battles the Avengers and FF to a stand still each time. He has automatic strategies for dealin with Reed Richards man c'mon son. Doom gets it because he dat dude. I remember when he snuck the Beyonder and took his powers.

    You can't compare Batman prep and character jobbing to Doom prep.
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  • yeah i rap so don't yeah i rap so don't Posts: 3,874 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hitta wrote: »
    @yeahirapsodont't its not hate but come on "prep time" is b.s that batman fans say to make it seem like he can do anything punisher batman could beat cause hsi human it goes either way but batman against folks like superman,sentry,thanos,galactus,darkside,doom...etc logically theres no amount of prep time that could help him win cause his human besides the kryptonite against superman he couldnt beat any of those guys i just named not physically atleast the only person his probably smarter than that i named is doom but he still couldnt beat him one on one like i said prep time is b.s
    rage wrote: »
    LMAO @ The Punisher beating Batman....Batman would body Punisher prep time or not.

    Bruce would spank Frank


    Batman caught Punisher's fist in mid-punch, he also ate one with no problem. Batman would wreck Punisher if it came to it, read the comics bro.



    Parallax defeated Batman.
    Hitta wrote: »
    ya but most of time when they say that its when they put him in a one on one battle which basically kills the whole prep time theory cause idt the enemy is gonna sit around&let batman have a 3month grace period to think of something that is unless whoever his facing is to busy whooping on other stronger superhero hell they would probably save batman for last just to make him shit hisself when they rip supermans head off in front of him aka DOOM

    Batman is not going to shit himself
    Its pretty much an unwritten rule that Batman and Dr Doom beats everybody with prep

    Batman aint seein Doom on any level.

    Doom is the overlord of a sovereign nation and got all types of tech. Doom battles the Avengers and FF to a stand still each time. He has automatic strategies for dealin with Reed Richards man c'mon son. Doom gets it because he dat dude. I remember when he snuck the Beyonder and took his powers.

    You can't compare Batman prep and character jobbing to Doom prep.

    You hate Batman, but I understand man.
    How many dudes have you really shot
    you rely on muscle memory no wonder you forgot
    how stupid can you be,I'm world class,who you teaching ass
    you got broad shoulders prom queen, carry that
    your top five lists can not be taken seriously (naw)
    when the reaper takes them all seriously (yeah)
    you should have died as one of your moms cramps
    fuck around get your skull turned into boot camp (ha)
    I am not the one who you want to have bothered
    your mom water shouldn't have broke if Moses was your father (hungh)
    I just stepped out the nexus to answer who next is
    what perplexes me is you all know I'm sicker,you disagree
    you iller?, make your move Nomad (damn)
    I got better reflexes than Body Builders
    demolition man, is he stallone,snipes,or the reem
    all you self-centered clowns can't stop the dream (stupid)

    The essence of my pubescence was stick to the lessons
    Keep the substance in the artwork solid,no need for stressin
    Shit, rap smoke and mirrors
    I aint dyin' off the second hand from the reflection of another man
    Not tryin' to hear who you think more clever, it whatever
    Dead at the same time, they toe-to-toe, neck-and-neck forever
    Dexterity is dexter, my pressure is impressing
    Buffalo Bill, but the victims doing the cross-dressing
    You nobodies get piled in the bathtub
    why you think it's called the rest room
    The brand is new, just call it a flesh-wound
    Word is born, who needs a flesh womb
    If I diss you, better just take that
    I coin phrases,Harvey Dent aint got the balls to flip that
    Sergeons need image awards if they save face
    Cave your chest in until Osama and Bruce Wayne could be roommates
    You gassed already, that's what happens when your hate unconditional
    Your favorite rappers is weak, but you virgins use to putting pussy on a pedestal
  • Tru_HittaTru_Hitta Posts: 615
    no one hates batman but saying batman can beat anybody with prep time is like saying spiderman could beat hulk or sandman for that matter cause if you think about it spiderman beating sandman is also illogical just like it illogical for batman to beat anyone stronger and smarter than him
  • DarkRaidenDarkRaiden Posts: 1,423 ✭✭✭
    They say it cause it's true. The writers allow him to do it for some dumb reason and thus it's become somewhat of a truth joke.
  • Tru_HittaTru_Hitta Posts: 615
    its a sad truth joke though cause its really illogical if shit like this was real batman,green arrow,punisher,&other human crime fighters would be the 1st to die
  • nujerz84nujerz84 NJPosts: 15,267 ✭✭✭✭✭
    LOL @ dude saying Batman shitting himself this is Batman
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  • Tru_HittaTru_Hitta Posts: 615
    nujerz84 wrote: »
    LOL @ dude saying Batman shitting himself this is Batman

    what batman can shit or piss hisself before he dies? lol that would be classic if batman showed up to save the day then it turns out his opponent is thanos,doom,hulk or sentry (instant death for batman nigga shits hisself when killed)

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