I HATE AUNT FLO !!!!

MsSouthern

This thread is for the ladies to vent about our montly visitor .... UGH


This bitch has me almost in tears .. I'm so emotional ... I'm only speaking to my man by text for at least 24 hrs. I don't want to accidently snap on him. He laughed when I told him that .. which made me cry for really no reason other than my cycle is here. Grrrrrrr!!!!

Woke up this morning feeling like someone punched me in my uterus and grabbed my boobs with a death grip

I hate her !!!

I need some Blue Bell Cookies and Cream and a vicoden for lunch to make me feel better

kai_valya

i have endometriosis, which makes my periods insanely heavy, and my cramps are almost crippling the first two days. i mean it was so bad when i was younger, i got on birth control at 16 just to try to regulate it more

god i was always so jealous of the girls that had like 3 day periods. i was lucky when mine only lasted a week. before the borth control, that shit was so erratic, it would come at random times. i remember once, i got it 5 times in 3 months. the longest one i ever had was 11 days long.

since i've been on the pill it hasn't been as bad. but i wanna start trying for a baby next year and am really worried what will happen once i stop taking b/c

cramps-wise, my lower back hurts the most, like someone took a sledgehammer to it. my boobs get tender, but they only hurt if i touch them

HAF BAYKED

we hate that bitch too, trust.......she loves to pop up on a friday and shit, when the kid is gone, its raining outside...basically anytime its a good time to fuck....

not to mention our (men) trips to the store for random snacks and tampons....


GOT DAYUM @ an 11 day period tho!!!.....are u ok?

MsSouthern

@kai

I think that's what my friend might have... she's had 3 periods in like a month. I'm gonna tell her to go to the gyno and get checked out.

good luck with the baby making ... remember it always happens when you are really "not" trying. So just enjoy the sex and hopefully you will get those 2 pink lines : )

@Haf... lol I'm sure I drive my man crazy. I get real clingy too and it makes him back away a little. Like while I'm freaking out ... he can sense it and knows to stay away. lol

HAF BAYKED

hell yeah i gotta keep cold soda and newports on deck if i wanna talk during that time.....

lucky for me she doesnt get emotional.....i dont know what thats like but it sounds like i would be gettin a hotel room somewhere

kai_valya

thanks @mssouthern, i really hope so

and i never get bitchy/crazy on my period, i get super weepy tho, like i can't even see a baby in a commercial without being near tears

Dilla Deaf

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiittttttttttt I gotta have chocolate on deck or get some from the store if the wife is on hers.........I don't hit women, but I finally starting to understand what all the old heads said and D.L./Bernie said on Kings of Comedy... that shit be makin a nigga thinkign about slapping that chick and tell her to get that shit the fuck out of your system being all emotional and shit like that....she trip over the tiniest thing when she on the rag................

Mood Indigo

I don't have them long. Three days on average. I don't even have emotional problems. I might get a cramp the first day but some Advil usually takes care of that. My only problem is that it doesn't come the same time each month. Sometimes the beginning, other times the end, then others time the middle but I usually know when it's going to happen since my breasts get fuller right before.

OceanState

I took my girl to Foxwoods this weekend, we had seats in the 3rd row to see Aziz Ansari...had reservations at the best steakhouse there and stayed in a $800 dollar room. She was on her period. I cried.

kai_valya

Mood Indigo wrote: »

I don't have them long. Three days on average. I don't even have emotional problems. I might get a cramp the first day but some Advil usually takes care of that. My only problem is that it doesn't come the same time each month. Sometimes the beginning, other times the end, then others time the middle but I usually know when it's going to happen since my breasts get fuller right before.

OMG, no words to describe how jealous i am, i'd give almost anything to have it for only 3 days

OceanState wrote: »

I took my girl to Foxwoods this weekend, we had seats in the 3rd row to see Aziz Ansari...had reservations at the best steakhouse there and stayed in a $800 dollar room. She was on her period. I cried.

damn, you were out luck that night huh?

how was the show?

OceanState

The show was really funny, his whole demeanor just makes me laugh. We had a good time regardless of the period situation though, gambling, drinking and whatnot.

Darkcrusader3.0

Its great for me when my girl gets a visit from aunt flo, her next visit is the first week in June

my girl;s are only like 4 days and only the first 2 days are heavy

OceanState

ItsKatBitches wrote: »

OceanState wrote: »

I took my girl to Foxwoods this weekend, we had seats in the 3rd row to see Aziz Ansari...had reservations at the best steakhouse there and stayed in a $800 dollar room. She was on her period. I cried.

smh..you should have manned up and laid that towel down.

Haha its nothing I haven't done before but I wasn't even trying to do that. We messed around in the shower and whatever...plus red week is head week.

waterproof

when my wife be on that period, i be out in the backyard with a glass of scotch, a cigar and tell her the house is your baby

HAF BAYKED

OceanState wrote: »

I took my girl to Foxwoods this weekend, we had seats in the 3rd row to see Aziz Ansari...had reservations at the best steakhouse there and stayed in a $800 dollar room. She was on her period. I cried.

aw hell nawl lol.....i swear that shit knows when u got plans....

waterproof wrote: »

when my wife be on that period, i be out in the backyard with a glass of scotch, a cigar and tell her the house is your baby

pretty much....

Iheart~Cali

My periods have always been pretty easy. Not much cramping or anything, pretty light flow. Usually lasts about 4 days. No mood swings for me. I just get a sweet tooth right before it comes.

Now i'm stressing though cuz I'm late by about two weeks. Have a doctors appt tomorrow so I'll know for sure

king hassan

ItsKatBitches wrote: »

OceanState wrote: »

I took my girl to Foxwoods this weekend, we had seats in the 3rd row to see Aziz Ansari...had reservations at the best steakhouse there and stayed in a $800 dollar room. She was on her period. I cried.

smh..you should have manned up and laid that towel down.

That's nasty Kat, straight nasty!

UPTOWN CONNEXX

I thought this was about flo the progressive lady who does those dumb ass insurance commercials.

I hate that ugly bitch

But this thread is still funny LOL

Good thing im not eating right now :0)

MsSouthern

waterproof wrote: »

when my wife be on that period, i be out in the backyard with a glass of scotch, a cigar and tell her the house is your baby

such a good man

lol


I'm feeling better now... my friend brought me a weed brownie

better than ice cream and a pill for sure

Still wanna go home and throw on yoga pants ...veg out on the couch... and watch something like Steal Magnolias or Beaches... just to get the cry out of me

lighthearted26

Mirena ftw. The first couple months suck ass though, I had a heavy period for 10 days when I first got it. Now I don't have one.

dalyricalbandit

Damn whore

DreadsRIGHT

ItsKatBitches wrote: »

OceanState wrote: »

I took my girl to Foxwoods this weekend, we had seats in the 3rd row to see Aziz Ansari...had reservations at the best steakhouse there and stayed in a $800 dollar room. She was on her period. I cried.

smh..you should have manned up and laid that towel down.

Close thread

Thats the reason yall hoes so aggy because your man isn't manning up and running that red light. U gotta get some sexual healing to relieve that pressure fuck an advil.

bull6599

Having a penis FTW!

***Prepares for post to be buried***

bull6599

Iheart~Cali wrote: »

My periods have always been pretty easy. Not much cramping or anything, pretty light flow. Usually lasts about 4 days. No mood swings for me. I just get a sweet tooth right before it comes.

Now i'm stressing though cuz I'm late by about two weeks. Have a doctors appt tomorrow so I'll know for sure

Let me be the 1st to congratulate u LOL

MsSouthern

DreadsRIGHT wrote: »

ItsKatBitches wrote: »

OceanState wrote: »

I took my girl to Foxwoods this weekend, we had seats in the 3rd row to see Aziz Ansari...had reservations at the best steakhouse there and stayed in a $800 dollar room. She was on her period. I cried.

smh..you should have manned up and laid that towel down.

Close thread

Thats the reason yall hoes so aggy because your man isn't manning up and running that red light. U gotta get some sexual healing to relieve that pressure fuck an advil.

You are a man,... how can you be so sure sex is the answer to PMS ????

Darkcrusader3.0

Iheart~Cali wrote: »

My periods have always been pretty easy. Not much cramping or anything, pretty light flow. Usually lasts about 4 days. No mood swings for me. I just get a sweet tooth right before it comes.

Now i'm stressing though cuz I'm late by about two weeks. Have a doctors appt tomorrow so I'll know for sure

let me be the second to congruatulate