I feel like this text should be sexy....but it's not.

FucktheIC

"I just got a new mattress and boxspring. We breaking it in soon?"

It's from a girl I hooked up with a couple times.

Got Em Shook

Soooo whats the problem?

1of1

Well she's fat and white. Of course its not sexy.

ScumbagSwag

yeah thats mad corny, i might withhold the dick for that

fiat_money

Sounds like something a fat bitch would say.

Sage Wonder

ScumbagSwag wrote: »

yeah thats mad corny, i might withhold the dick for that

...... Why?

ScumbagSwag

you should goat me for missing my sarcasm.......seriously

Sage Wonder

Don't change your story now. You made a lame comment and I called you out on it. The world keeps spinning..

ScumbagSwag

uh huh yeah

Law Trafalgar

fiat_money wrote: »

Sounds like something a fat bitch would say.

PimpMVP

Lame nigga bragging about getting pussy thread

gns

eh, maybe it aint sexy cause u been hit already, the thrill is gone.

how that bish look?

CeLLaR-DooR

hoes need to work on the art of seduction...

FucktheIC

PimpMVP wrote: »

Lame nigga bragging about getting pussy thread

Uh....not really, though.

FucktheIC

fiat_money wrote: »

Sounds like something a fat bitch would say.

*hangs head in shame*

She ain't the cutest broad I've smashed. Sex ain't the best either.

But she lives in Columbia Heights, so it's easy to hit her up after Wonderland....

darkone360

Sooooo you're only sexing her b/c she lives close by? So no other better lookin broads live close to you? Lol

ChromaStoned

that avi would look better without her face in it^^

darkone360

Ok her meaty, phat p@@@y lips is at the forefront, but you're focusing on the background? Lol

ChromaStoned

i try-but her ugly mug gets in the fuckin way

darkone360

Her mug is straight to me. Her "lips" is the one calling me

stuffwhitepeoplelike

Itt's not really sexy but sure give it a try.

FucktheIC

darkone360 wrote: »

Sooooo you're only sexing her b/c she lives close by? So no other better lookin broads live close to you? Lol

She doesn't live close to me. She lives close to the bar that I frequent.

John_Blazini

pics of this thirst bucket?

iamtheshit

It's not that bad....

mindright

John_Blazini wrote: »

pics of this thirst bucket?

co-sign...

we need to get the full picture of what is transpiring here

Shuffington

maybe if she didnt add the question mark at the end it would've sounded more sexier.

But she sound like a famished obese chick with money to spend.

Do you.