The Sexual Bucket List: 50 things to do sexually before you die.

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  • God_YunnGod_Yunn You paid for that The 40-9Posts: 8,413 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Dammnnnnnn she be wiping fucking hard with that dry Ass toilet paper lol


    Ahhh Shit(no pun) I just had a vision of it smh
  • CeLLaR-DooRCeLLaR-DooR Posts: 11,561 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Done 25...A lotta these shits are for hoes though...
  • Recaptimus_Prime360Recaptimus_Prime360 Phat Bootyologist Posts: 41,935 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I don't need to list 50. I'll just list one...3sum.

    *drops mic. walks off*
  • MorganFreemanKingMorganFreemanKing Posts: 3,292 ✭✭✭✭✭
    done all 50 plus some

    im a freaky motherfucker

    the vibrator though?
  • JokerKingJokerKing Вони виявили, Ваш номер STATION в рамках цієї спільноти! Watching Jimmy Fallon With Barbara GordonPosts: 26,945 Regulator
    i have used a vibrator on my woman. its ok
  • SleepwalkingInJapanSleepwalkingInJapan Posts: 11,866 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lol tried anal sex once

    dick came out covered in old toliet paper

    never did it again

    she was embarrassed than a motherfucker
    what kinda ratchet ass bitch u fuckin with maaan?

    Got Em Shook
  • BK ProductBK Product Posts: 1,923 ✭✭✭✭✭
    26/50.... not bad lol
  • amenhotepivamenhotepiv Pharoah Braveheart, GermanyPosts: 7,286 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • Rozetta5toneRozetta5tone Holograms & Blueprints Posts: 3,913 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm only into raping hoes.. Put that on the list and we'll have sumthin to talk about..
    [Deleted User]In Your Moms Room
  • En-Fuego22En-Fuego22 Posts: 2,995 ✭✭✭✭✭
    35 I'm a winner in sex!!!
  • L.O.S.T.L.O.S.T. Posts: 981 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • gnsgns It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men Posts: 15,023 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2012
    31/50
    plus i've turned down a bunch of them shits for example; that tied up bs...foh ho, aint nobody tying me up, turned down using a vibrator on a couple of chicks....didnt see the point, turned down group sex/3somes(them bishes were whores...fuck that...a nigga slip once and get my dick burnt off...and a couple more.

    u havent lived till u've fucked a chick on a ship though....GOAT
    Imagine kate winslett on titanic arms stretched out, wind blowing in her hair, now imagine her bent over.....yes.
  • s_a_m_r_i_os_a_m_r_i_o Posts: 2,089 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I done less than fifteen things on that list plus things that are better than ones on the list. Ever fuck a female in her mother's bed or while her mom walked in on you?
  • gnsgns It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men Posts: 15,023 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I done less than fifteen things on that list plus things that are better than ones on the list. Ever fuck a female in her mother's bed or while her mom walked in on you?


    fucked a bish in her parents bed yeah i have.

    Y the fuck would being caught by her parents be on any bucket list??

    smarten up bruh.
    BK Product
  • SleepwalkingInJapanSleepwalkingInJapan Posts: 11,866 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Lady Zee wrote: »
    About 30..
    i knew u wouldnt let me down...
    Lady_Zee
  • MsSouthernMsSouthern Posts: 16,149 Regulator
  • Dr.ChemixDr.Chemix Posts: 11,775 ✭✭✭✭✭
    So you want to get invited to one of those orgy parties huh? lol...shit is bonkers

    and you need to add a sex swing on that list
  • JokerKingJokerKing Вони виявили, Ваш номер STATION в рамках цієї спільноти! Watching Jimmy Fallon With Barbara GordonPosts: 26,945 Regulator
  • En-Fuego22En-Fuego22 Posts: 2,995 ✭✭✭✭✭
    39/50


    Damnnnn yousss a hoe
    MsSouthern
  • Recaptimus_Prime360Recaptimus_Prime360 Phat Bootyologist Posts: 41,935 ✭✭✭✭✭
    VIBE wrote:
    1. Kiss a girl...of course
    2. Have anal...yup (women of course. N/h)
    3. Have a threesome...nope (my goal)
    4. Engage in group sex...yup (4sum)
    5. Have phone sex...yup
    6. Masturbate...yup
    7. Use a vibrator...n/a
    8. Use a sex toy on someone else...yup
    9. Be tied up...yup
    10. Tie someone up...yup
    11. Have sex in a public space...yup
    12. Be a voyeur and watch others having sex (live, porn does not count)...nope
    13. Sex in a car...yup
    14. Sex at a drive-in...nope
    15. Mile-high club...nope
    16. Sex with a stranger...sorta
    17. One-night stand...nope
    18. Married sex (the best kind, in my opinion)...never been married
    19. Sex on a boat...nope
    20. Sex in a body of water...no
    21. Light spanking...yup
    22. Read erotica...nope
    23. Play strip poker/Monopoly/card game...nope
    24. Sex in the shower...yup
    25. Sex standing up against a wall...yup
    26. Sex with no kissing...yup
    27. Sex in the pitch black...yup
    28. Sex in the broad daylight...yup
    29. Making out with no sex long after you're no longer a virgin...yup
    30. Sex in a tent in the wilderness...nope
    31. Watch porn together...yup
    32. Watch porn alone...nope
    33. Learn to give yourself multiple orgasms...nope
    34. Sex on the beach...sorta (ate a chick out)
    35. Blindfolds...yup
    36. Using ice sexually...yup
    37. Sexual role play...I don't think so
    38. Whipped cream...yup
    39. La Perla lingerie sex...que??
    40. Frederick's of Hollywood lingerie sex...oh yes
    41. Sex with someone much older...yup
    42. Sex with someone younger (legal!)...yup
    43. Sex in a foreign country, possibly with a foreigner..nope
    44. A quickie in a skirt...yup
    45. A longie in the rain...yup
    46. Sex in the ocean while people swim all around you...nope
    47. Feather ticklers...nope
    48. Sex while "altered" whether by alcohol or something else...yup
    49. Learn to orgasm in less than five minutes from intercourse alone...yup
    50. Silent sex in a full house...yup

    How many have you done? And what's on your bucket list?


    There goes my answers.

  • Focal PointFocal Point Kushite descent... wandering child from Meru of Old TrentonPosts: 14,797 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • s3nterockss3nterocks Posts: 227 ✭✭✭
    31/50 not bad.

    @Dark was it 3 girls? or you and your homie banging out two chicks?
  • Recaptimus_Prime360Recaptimus_Prime360 Phat Bootyologist Posts: 41,935 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @s3nterocks...Well actually lemme correct that. It was suppose to be me & my nigga bangin out 2 other chicks. Nigga goes outside to smoke, so I get things started wit chicks.

    But one of them starts havin 2nd thoughts. So by the time he comes in the room, this hefa has a change of heart, leaves the room, and goes in the bathroom cryin. Smh. B@@@@ was the only one talkin the most s@@@ about how we're scared. Now she the bathroom crying about how she didn't wanna do it, and my boy in there consoling her...face palm.

    While she was in there, me and her friend did our thing, got dressed, listened to them on the bathroom, and then bounced. Smh. So it was an ATTEMPT, but not a full one. Ended up runnin train on ole girl (not the crying one) like a couple nights afterwards.

    The end
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