Ironic rap lines....

KINGOFDAARCADE

"I'm not the best yet cuz I haven't been killed" - Proof on "Get Back"

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The Lonious Monk

"I just lost 100 lbs. I'm trying to live." Big Pun on "It's So Hard"

In Your Moms Room

"Can't wear skinny jeans cause my knots too thick" Jay-Z

313 wayz

I'm a loyal nigga and I'll die behind mine
Even if 50 drop me, I still wouldn't sign

Young Buck from G Unit's "Ryder Music 2"

BobOblah

Life is too short to get caught up in some dumb shit
Wake up one day, 40 years old on some bum shit
-DMX

BlackGerald

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Lab Baby

^^^LMAO, didn't even have to post the line and I already knew what you were talking about...

Not really a specific line, but the better half of MMLP was spent dissing pop stars and going pop in general... 10 years later, dude puts Pink and Rihanna on the same album.

HerbalVaporCapers

Lab Baby wrote: »

^^^LMAO, didn't even have to post the line and I already knew what you were talking about...

First and only thing i thought about

Tommy bilfiger

"Who shot me but you punks didnt finish" - Tupac

3 months later baby lane merked that wacc ass nigga

harlem hustla

Needing work, and I ain't the nigga to put you on
Cause word is bond when I was broke I had to hustle 'til dawn
That's when sun came up, there's only one way up
hold ya head and stay up, to all my niggas get ya pay and weight up

yung noble

Already Home_17

Black Jerry Maguire wrote: »

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"you wont be around next year...."
we haven't heard from that nigga since

SleepwalkingInJapan

"g-g-g-g-g-G UNIT!!"

-game

BobOblah

Til one day she decided to flip
It was nothin I can do about it, like she the boss and shit
Started talkin this divorcin shit
I gave her my half rib, half my crib, half my cake
Half my car, half my kids? Can't get that
-Nas

dalyricalbandit

Queens niggas run u niggas - NaS

4yrs later the nigga he diss is the President to the label he sign to

mrbootleg

"Stunna my Pa so you know that's in me"

Lil wayne admitting that Stunna has been inside him on Go DJ

genocidecutter

"I'm about a dollar, what the fuck is 50 Cents?" Jay-z

illedout

Me give my heart to a woman?
Not for nothin, never happen
I'll be forever mackin

Jay-Z

mrbootleg

some of these lines are ironic but most of the time its just a rapper growing up or evolving as a person. You cant expect someone to be the same way forever

Young Gunner

Nas

"I rock hoes"

c1up

Black Jerry Maguire wrote: »

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you are cold as ice

ROZAYTABERNACLE

"I never fall off even without the Doc" - The Game

genocidecutter

"Ganksta N-I-P - I'm worse than Freddie
You can't kill me 'cause I'm dead already
Egypt E is the motherfucking shrink(Damn right!)
After 12 o'clock my blood turns hot pink" -Ganksta N.I.P

yungflashy

"crossover whatever mainstream ? No !" -lil wayne

purpngold

"Take it to the headddd yeah yeah"

just.might.b.ok

Im in the club to beef, you gotta murder me there
D12's Proof.

$ineedmoney$

"You aint fazin' the amazin', While your guns raisin' mines is blazin'...HaHaaa" - Biggie

SMDH