If I Was A Vampire...

Black_Samson

^explains himself on the internet

Omega_Conflict

maybe someday you'll do your job you lazy sob

Makaveli Joker

From dusk till dawn sucked

Black_Samson

The_Maryvale_Joker wrote: »

From dusk till dawn sucked

chops your hand off in the process of taking your man card.

Makaveli Joker

Not my fault the movie was crap. Everything was good until tge vampires happened. The vampires were too campy and completely unbelievable.

VIBE

Fright Night > 30 Days of Night or whatever that shitty movie is called.

Black_Samson

i'll lock this fucking thread.

SunflowaSeeds

Yo nFUCKINGh @ imaging being a vampire.

In Your Moms Room

I bet you won't lock it.

earth two superman

Dusk til dawn is a classic b.

earth two superman

Conflict still obsessed with naggas twerkin they dicks

Omega_Conflict

^^^^makes thread about twerking dicks. says im obsessed

Gold_Certificate

Word, vampires are idiots. There are all kinds of edible nonhuman animals to eat, that have none of the hassle that comes with trying to eat humans.

Amotekun

Werewolves>>>>>>>>>>>hollywood vampires

Only being able to operate for 7-10 hours at a time is WOAT.

However if you talkin the Being Human vampire which is closer to the Stoker lore
that can still be in the sun, I might go for that shit.
Only thing that can kill them is a wooden stake SMH @ not wearing basic body armor.
Plus they have harems of bitches just donating blood n pussy what the fuck is a std to an immortal pimp.

Makaveli Joker

Would yall get head from a bad ass vampire bitch?

MikeydaGawd

The_Maryvale_Joker wrote: »

Would yall get head from a bad ass vampire bitch?

yes and ill fuck her face in the process

Omega_Conflict

This thread is about vampires

MansaMusa67

So yall just gonna forget about Underworld?

PublicEnemigo1 wrote: »

Werewolves>>>>>>>>>>>hollywood vampires

Only being able to operate for 7-10 hours at a time is WOAT.

However if you talkin the Being Human vampire which is closer to the Stoker lore
that can still be in the sun, I might go for that shit.
Only thing that can kill them is a wooden stake SMH @ not wearing basic body armor.
Plus they have harems of bitches just donating blood n pussy what the fuck is a std to an immortal pimp.

MF_Doomerville

The first vampires movie with James woods >>>

Makaveli Joker

John Carpenter's Vampires

That was a good one


Conflict would be a man sucking only vampire

Omega_Conflict

^^^^Your fantasies(((((()))))) brokeback mountain

kzzl

The good vampires ain't at the movie theaters.








.... except for Blade.