This is my time to vent G.Dammit...
I'm 28, black and panamanian, and I'm happily married. I work 60+ hours a week at 2-3 physical jobs, yet I still find time to work out 4-5 times a week. Sometimes it's for 15 minutes, sometimes it's for 2 hours.
My point is, if my busy black ass can find time to work out, why can't you slew footed sloths take your ass to the gym?
I don't understand your logic.
Us, as niggas, do not really care about your hair like that. (Honestly, we're trying to figure out which position to fuck you in that will fuck it up the quickest. And then we'll laugh about it when you bitch at us for fuckin up an 80 dollar hairdo.) Back to my point... We will take the broad with the ponytail, toned stomach, and thick ass over you idiots that believe you're models for Black Hair while lugging around a muffin top every fucking time.
I'm married, (yes, my wife exercises) so I'm not saying this because I can't find a black woman that keeps herself in shape. I'm saying this because, as a culture, it seems like obesity is damn near celebrated. Either that, or it's gotten to the point where it's acceptable.
Well it's not acceptable. That shit is fuckin disgusting. I wanna look at a phat ass, not a fat ass. Yeah, I know... there's fat, white bitches too, right? Be that as it may, white women, as a demographic, still seem to work out more than black women. And that shit shows. I see like 20 bad, in shape white girls for every ok shaped black girl. Da Fuck?! Are you muthafuckas blind to the fact that these white chicks almost have as much ass as you now?
I love my black women. I will take a bad, black girl over anything else in the world every time. But you niggas... SMH... And I shouldn't even hafta mention the health benefits.
So... Fuck your hair, before niggas catch on to the fact that Miss Rebecca doesn't care if she sweats for 30 minutes and her thighs and ass kill yours. Or worse, your obituary reads: "Here lies Tiffany. She died from diabetes... But the bitch had great hair!"
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