"watching SLAUGHTERHOUSE get HOED by interscope has been really satisfying!!!!!!!!!!!"

cobbland

Funniest thing I've read on the web in a while.

From the Wu-Tang Corp Message Board
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?s=1ad2c694fdf88c5aada6462bdf483ea3&t=117780

Originally Posted by REANIMATED












jimmy i: FUCK SLAUGHTERHOUSE.. 1 and done... im on vacation





BWHwhbahahwbwhahHAHAHAHAHA easily one of the most embarrassing music videos EVER niggas got trapped in peewees playhouse and couldnt find a way out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

interscope pays cee-lo a ridiculous fee to star in shit song and shit video for a shit group

LOL @ the green screen

LOL @ video makeup artists HATING crooked i for being 53 years old

LOL @ joell oritz looking like a flesh cartoon

LOL @ cee-los dance solo

LOL @ grown men dancing together like kids to kids BOP to digital backgrounds in clothes their label forced them to wear

ABHBWHWBWHABHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAH

they couldnt push this album if it came with a first class ticket to heaven

they were drowning on the underground and now theyre about to flub a major label shot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eminem is gonna wanna off himself cuz jimmy is gonna make him live in the studio for making him sign slaughtrhouse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

theyre gonna prop that corpse up, run him into ground and live off his catalog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



get ready for more scared eminem face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

album is gonna be all POP and straight FLOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rhyme over beats em would rap to in sober faggot label slave mode and try and make hit records even though you cant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


em: i think they wanna kill me.... dre.... you still there.... dre!?!?!?!?!?!?

dre: *responds to hitman at the door text*... yeah marshall... still here... what was that last bit? im alone now... continue....

Originally Posted by REANIMATED

LOL @ trying to get eminem fans in 2012 to buy a super lyrical album put out by unknown fat guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ppl that buy eminem records in 2012 buy justin bieber records!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eminem and biebs share the same fans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

theyre not tryin to hear super lyrical fat guys rap about being the resurrection of pun over beats eminem would cry to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL @ eminem fans still not knowing who royce da 5'9 is

he put out an album out with duke and eminem super fans just know him as the black guy that isnt fitty cent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL @ sluaghhterhouse dropping all their solo projects after annoucning their deal at SHADY thinking they were gonna triple their numbers

HOWD THAT FREE AGENT LP DO JOELL!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!


that album moved like gas station hot dogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

still on the shelf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL @ royces solo going brillo pad after dropping a whole album with elvis

these niggas redefine what it means to be a LOSER in the game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they think theyre superstars now....

eminem puts them on a guestlist from his isolation bunker and they walk the red carpet like its theirs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BWHBWHAHAHABAHBAHHWHAHAA

LOL @ not ONE slaughetrhouse song getting traction since being signed to the machine

movie soundtrack spots... sell out singles... street singles... NOTHING works!!!!!!!!!!!

destined to FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by REANIMATED


cross marketing with optimistic yelahoof


yelahoof after seeing his soul lift from his body in the interscope office


this guys sposed to be off drugs!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?


jimmy: em go on letterman and be funny like you used to be...

dude looks like hes undergoing electro shock therapy... boy looks like a wax figure!!!!!!!!!!

all those jokes on MJ and now eminem is the guy getting facelifts and botox scared in the house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


pee wee herman could knock this wimp out looking like a creep faggot


creep looks like a nerd about to go postal

according to the story the label built eminem for his comeback eminem is off drugs and in control of his life now...

BWHWBWHWHAHAHAHAHAHA good one hes lost all control!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eminem is supposed to be thinking clearly now BAHBWHBWHABHBWHAHAAHHAAH


^ big gay dre forgetting he made his bones as a rapper

big gay dre is clearly embarrassed to be a 50 year old roided up stiff rapping on stage but he does it anyway cuz jimmy said so!!!!!!!!!!!!


before you sign the dotted line at aftermath lock the doors behind you or youre forced to deal with THIS^^^^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

soul snatchers are closing shop up there!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL @ interscope signing gay slaves for big gay dre to toy with until he loses interest and leaves them for dead


jimmy always wins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nj2089

Lol I seen this a couple weeks ago

Law Trafalgar

I actually liked the agent lp. But he has point.

A1000MILES

Like gas station hot dogs...Lol...

CracceR

bwahaha funny thing is joe buddens reads these forums
and em is never comin bacc he old and paranoid now
but i aint no hater i hope they gonna sell

illedout

Damn I kinda figured something wasnt right over there at interscope, with slaughterhouse,
just from the music they puttin out..
but shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, I aint know it was this bad...

freshb651

LOL LOL LOL ,funny thread,funny thread title

Yamoley

but yet you so-called hip hop aficionados was like, "this is a good look for Slaughterhouse"...."they'll get the national exposure they need"... "blah blah blah"... STFU
these niggas look like fools in them pics

just.might.b.ok

lmfao, why is that wu kid so mad tho?

loch121

That Wu forum is off the hook

Of course die hard Wu fans hate on SH

News flash everybody in SH are millionaires and spit heat

Em knows they won't go platinum but, he respects these MCs

Jamaica

wack beats makes dope lyrics null and void

yeah i rap so don't

Great stuff.

Yamoley

LMAO! @ Joell Ortiz smoking a pipe
smh @ Plantationhouse

antarticp

Yamoley wrote: »

but yet you so-called hip hop aficionados was like, "this is a good look for Slaughterhouse"...."they'll get the national exposure they need"... "blah blah blah"... STFU
these niggas look like fools in them pics

the mainstream exposure is going to come with some kind of sacrifice

DR. JEK

Altho I disagree with the sentiments completely in terms of slaughterhouse's potential some of those tings up there like the gas station hotdogs and I dont see in H but I see an L was funny.

If it wasn't for actual legit humor in the hating I'd think that was the Shadyteam girl over there sninning this fuckery after the Ban from here

Lab Baby

Goddamn... this nigga makes Gee look like Shadyteam. Yeah, it's a wrap mainstreamwise for SH. On the flipside, their mixtape was dope as fuck.

JDSTAYWITIT.

this nigga really wrote all that shit blood?

ROZAYTABERNACLE

Lab Baby wrote: »

Goddamn... this nigga makes Gee look like Shadyteam. Yeah, it's a wrap mainstreamwise for SH. On the flipside, their mixtape was dope as fuck.

You know you better quit the male stalkin and go back to the donkey before fat boy starts spitting on his screen from shouting so much

mdot

He should've put all this shit in a power point presentation.

AZTG

That gas station hot dogs line got me laughing though

jono

This is a classic case of

For me

I'm still going to check it out.

BlackAX410

lmao hilarious its pretty much obvious they would neva sell mainstream cuz their song topics be weak but dis guy to it to da extreme

CoolJoe

People were actually defending that lame ass "My Life" video in another thread, smh.

buttuh_b

Yall remember when Joe Buddens used to post on the IC begging for Bang Bros passwords?

Beware

dont tell me angry made it to this forum!! im a member on wutangcorp. angry is this troll's first screen name.

Sion

Dayum....

Crazy Sade still look so dayum good. That broad is half a century old and can STILL give most of these young girls a run for their money.....