Even tho some ballots still haven't been tallied (fucking Florida smh), it looks like I'll round out the fiscal year once again as the Simp of the Year.
Wow, what a year. So many ladies, so many PM's, so many rejections, so many celebrations.
The top of the mountian was everything I thought it would be and more, but now I gotta come down. I gotta step away before I get AI'ed, before I get Marlo'd, before I get 50 Cent'd.
No one man should have had all this power anyway..........