I just realized that I done did more for black people than Huey Newton

FucktheICFucktheIC Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited November 2012 in AKA Donkey
As we know, I don't date white chicks who only date black guys. Not my gig.

So every white chick I've dated, or broke off with some long dick(actually medium dick, but for the sake of the thread it's long dick) only fucks wit' niggas now. So assuming they've alll smashed at least say....2 or 3 niggas since me. That's at least 21 niggas that I done got some of that pank they wouldn't have had access to before. I"m like the jackie robinson of the shit, nigga.
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But here we were as young adults —news junkies, hip-hop heads, smart-asses and autodidacts who grew up in the hood — suddenly smack dab in the middle class, wielding much of the same privilege we’d always criticized. Because of our backgrounds, we were keenly skeptical of the politics of respectability, and surrounded by and socializing with self-congratulating Negroes who patted each other on the back because they were about something and self-congratulating white folks who patted themselves on the back because they had black friends. (But damn it if we didn’t love the sushi!)

So where did we fit in?

We agreed that labels were silly and reductive. So, of course, we created one.

“We’re post-bourgie,” she said.
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  • hautehaute Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭✭
    go back to bed
  • Joker_De_La_LoverJoker_De_La_Lover PISTOL GRIP PUMP IN MY LAP AT ALL TIMES Working On My LowriderPosts: 42,640 Regulator
    Aint u a fat cleaveland junior lookin nigga?

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    What does your mom have to do with anything
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    How dare you. I hope a rabid porcupine dislodges several of its quills into your unprotected eyes and you lose all sight.
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  • FucktheICFucktheIC Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Aint u a fat cleaveland junior lookin nigga?

    cleveland-brown-jr.jpg

    Old lame jokes are old and lame.
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    But here we were as young adults —news junkies, hip-hop heads, smart-asses and autodidacts who grew up in the hood — suddenly smack dab in the middle class, wielding much of the same privilege we’d always criticized. Because of our backgrounds, we were keenly skeptical of the politics of respectability, and surrounded by and socializing with self-congratulating Negroes who patted each other on the back because they were about something and self-congratulating white folks who patted themselves on the back because they had black friends. (But damn it if we didn’t love the sushi!)

    So where did we fit in?

    We agreed that labels were silly and reductive. So, of course, we created one.

    “We’re post-bourgie,” she said.
  • playmaker88playmaker88 Boy, I tell you that's vision Like Tony Romo when he hitting Witten Posts: 66,086 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2012
  • FucktheICFucktheIC Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭✭✭
    haute wrote: »
    go back to bed

    Haute, why you fakin' on a nigga? Did I tell you about how I got mean mugged by Mitch McConnell last week? Shit was hilarious.
    2877kz.jpg

    But here we were as young adults —news junkies, hip-hop heads, smart-asses and autodidacts who grew up in the hood — suddenly smack dab in the middle class, wielding much of the same privilege we’d always criticized. Because of our backgrounds, we were keenly skeptical of the politics of respectability, and surrounded by and socializing with self-congratulating Negroes who patted each other on the back because they were about something and self-congratulating white folks who patted themselves on the back because they had black friends. (But damn it if we didn’t love the sushi!)

    So where did we fit in?

    We agreed that labels were silly and reductive. So, of course, we created one.

    “We’re post-bourgie,” she said.
  • hueyhuey Posts: 11,557 ✭✭✭✭✭
    FucktheIC wrote: »
    As we know, I don't date white chicks who only date black guys. Not my gig.

    So every white chick I've dated, or broke off with some long dick(actually medium dick, but for the sake of the thread it's long dick) only fucks wit' niggas now. So assuming they've alll smashed at least say....2 or 3 niggas since me. That's at least 21 niggas that I done got some of that pank they wouldn't have had access to before. I"m like the jackie robinson of the shit, nigga.

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  • hautehaute Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭✭
    FucktheIC wrote: »
    haute wrote: »
    go back to bed

    Haute, why you fakin' on a nigga? Did I tell you about how I got mean mugged by Mitch McConnell last week? Shit was hilarious.

    lmaoooooo

    lol why
  • FucktheICFucktheIC Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭✭✭
    haute wrote: »
    FucktheIC wrote: »
    haute wrote: »
    go back to bed

    Haute, why you fakin' on a nigga? Did I tell you about how I got mean mugged by Mitch McConnell last week? Shit was hilarious.

    lmaoooooo

    lol why

    Long story short. Senators have their own elevator. Having only been on the job a couple weeks and no senators have been here, i don't even be payin' attention sometimes. So I'm looking at my phone and I walk into the first elevator that comes oopen. I walk in behind a guy. He clears his throat and I look up....it's Mitch McConnell and it's the senators only elevator. maaaan. Was I fucking embarrassed.
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    But here we were as young adults —news junkies, hip-hop heads, smart-asses and autodidacts who grew up in the hood — suddenly smack dab in the middle class, wielding much of the same privilege we’d always criticized. Because of our backgrounds, we were keenly skeptical of the politics of respectability, and surrounded by and socializing with self-congratulating Negroes who patted each other on the back because they were about something and self-congratulating white folks who patted themselves on the back because they had black friends. (But damn it if we didn’t love the sushi!)

    So where did we fit in?

    We agreed that labels were silly and reductive. So, of course, we created one.

    “We’re post-bourgie,” she said.
  • PurrPurr Evil Chuck Season. Jumpman jumpman Jumpman dat girl up to something!!!Posts: 32,302 ✭✭✭✭✭
    nigga LMAAAOOOOO
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  • FucktheICFucktheIC Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭✭✭
    nigga LMAAAOOOOO

    Are you? Frontin' on REGGIE?!
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    But here we were as young adults —news junkies, hip-hop heads, smart-asses and autodidacts who grew up in the hood — suddenly smack dab in the middle class, wielding much of the same privilege we’d always criticized. Because of our backgrounds, we were keenly skeptical of the politics of respectability, and surrounded by and socializing with self-congratulating Negroes who patted each other on the back because they were about something and self-congratulating white folks who patted themselves on the back because they had black friends. (But damn it if we didn’t love the sushi!)

    So where did we fit in?

    We agreed that labels were silly and reductive. So, of course, we created one.

    “We’re post-bourgie,” she said.
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