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Ladies, I had my first flawless victory over a woman who clowned me....

FucktheICFucktheIC Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭✭✭
And it was AWESOME!

Long story short, there was this girl I had a crush on in high school that clowned the fuck outta me. Turn me down, that's whatever, but this girl had her friends laughing at a nigga. "Ain't nobody fuckin' wit' yo NEEEEEERD ass WHITE BOY!" I'll never forget it, public fuckin' humiliation.

WELLL!!!!....I saw this bitch at the bar this weekend. I was with my friend, and I was coming straight from the office, so I was dressed business casual(slacks, oxford, v-neck sweater, and a blazer). Anyways, I see her and she does the "HEEEY! OH MY GOD! HOW ARE YOU?!" Anyways, I tell her what I'm doing now and shit, and we're talking. I'm over it(for the most part), so it was just a 'hey, how are things, let's make small talk while I get my drink" type deal.

So I'm headed back to my table and she asks for my card saying "Yah, we should definitely grab a drink some time."

Now, at this point, she'd already told me "yah, I'm just trying to figure out what I'm doing, I'm working at best buy." I'm not knocking working at best buy, you can't find a job you can't find a job.....but did this bitch think I forgot how she had a room of 30 people laughing at me when I was 15? It's damn near a decade later, but I dont' forget shit bitch.

So, I did what any vindictive scorned nigga would do, I laughed at her and said, "sweetie, be honest, do you REALLY think we're in the same league?" And walked off.

mean? Yes.
Juvenile? Yes
Uncalled for? Maybe

But god DAMN did it feel good.
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But here we were as young adults —news junkies, hip-hop heads, smart-asses and autodidacts who grew up in the hood — suddenly smack dab in the middle class, wielding much of the same privilege we’d always criticized. Because of our backgrounds, we were keenly skeptical of the politics of respectability, and surrounded by and socializing with self-congratulating Negroes who patted each other on the back because they were about something and self-congratulating white folks who patted themselves on the back because they had black friends. (But damn it if we didn’t love the sushi!)

So where did we fit in?

We agreed that labels were silly and reductive. So, of course, we created one.

“We’re post-bourgie,” she said.
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  • KatKat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownPosts: 49,785 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lmao...not even mad...that would've been sweet as hell, regardless of how petty and juvenile.

    How'd her face look?
    deadeyeDillaDeafpurpngold
  • FucktheICFucktheIC Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lmao...not even mad...that would've been sweet as hell, regardless of how petty and juvenile.

    How'd her face look?

    Oh man, she had the I eat ass face somethin' serious. I could tell she was embarrassed.
    2877kz.jpg

    But here we were as young adults —news junkies, hip-hop heads, smart-asses and autodidacts who grew up in the hood — suddenly smack dab in the middle class, wielding much of the same privilege we’d always criticized. Because of our backgrounds, we were keenly skeptical of the politics of respectability, and surrounded by and socializing with self-congratulating Negroes who patted each other on the back because they were about something and self-congratulating white folks who patted themselves on the back because they had black friends. (But damn it if we didn’t love the sushi!)

    So where did we fit in?

    We agreed that labels were silly and reductive. So, of course, we created one.

    “We’re post-bourgie,” she said.
    Katdeadeyemike06
  • KatKat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownPosts: 49,785 ✭✭✭✭✭
    What goes around comes around...
    deadeyepurpngold
  • FucktheICFucktheIC Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Chicity wrote: »
    Flawless victory would have been running her guts/recordin that sloppy toppy and then sending it to her same homegirls that were clowning you a decade ago

    U managed to squeeze our a minor win from a basic chick that works @ best buy. Congrats........

    Why the fuck would I do that? I got shit to lose, bruh. I don't want that shit floatin' around out there.
    2877kz.jpg

    But here we were as young adults —news junkies, hip-hop heads, smart-asses and autodidacts who grew up in the hood — suddenly smack dab in the middle class, wielding much of the same privilege we’d always criticized. Because of our backgrounds, we were keenly skeptical of the politics of respectability, and surrounded by and socializing with self-congratulating Negroes who patted each other on the back because they were about something and self-congratulating white folks who patted themselves on the back because they had black friends. (But damn it if we didn’t love the sushi!)

    So where did we fit in?

    We agreed that labels were silly and reductive. So, of course, we created one.

    “We’re post-bourgie,” she said.
    TheNeoShell
  • Chi SnowChi Snow Night's Watch Castle BlackPosts: 27,579 ✭✭✭✭✭
    FucktheIC wrote: »
    Chicity wrote: »
    Flawless victory would have been running her guts/recordin that sloppy toppy and then sending it to her same homegirls that were clowning you a decade ago

    U managed to squeeze our a minor win from a basic chick that works @ best buy. Congrats........

    Why the fuck would I do that? I got shit to lose, bruh. I don't want that shit floatin' around out there.
    I hear u and @ the end of the day U won, no doubt bout that
    I just would not have called it a flawless victory
    smh..coulda SWORN shit said LADIES.
    Cap all the fuck u want to, ain't shit just y'all's
    look @ how insecure nigga's took over the IC King thread

    U mad?

    *SN: Yes I am mad we lost night, deal wit it*
    His hair?
    WACK
    His gear?
    WACK
    His jewelry?
    WACK
    His footstance?
    WACK
    The way he talks?
    WACK
    The way he doesn't even like to smile?
    WACK
    Me?
    I'm tight as FUCK
    Kat
  • Chi SnowChi Snow Night's Watch Castle BlackPosts: 27,579 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I can't stand ya ass
    His hair?
    WACK
    His gear?
    WACK
    His jewelry?
    WACK
    His footstance?
    WACK
    The way he talks?
    WACK
    The way he doesn't even like to smile?
    WACK
    Me?
    I'm tight as FUCK
    Cain
  • Cutler 26 INT's LOL!Cutler 26 INT's LOL! Posts: 7,630 ✭✭✭✭✭
    probably should hit it but whatever...
    Chi Snow
  • CainCain The audacity of you fuck niggas Cyttorax DimensionPosts: 43,709 Regulator
    Shoulda smashed but I still see a small win
    I mod without feelings or remorse.


    Just been through it all man
    Blood sweat and tears
    Niggaz is dead and shit
    What the fuck else can happen yo?
    I dont think much more son, word to mother yo
    We done seen it all, and been through it all yo
    Let y'all niggaz know right now
    Word to mother, for real, for real
    I aint ever goin back
    Chi Snowdallas' 4 evaCinco
  • deadeyedeadeye Walmart Warrior Kat's buttPosts: 21,994 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Pics of this young lady...or a link to her facebook or twitter?
    deadeye
    So, you're mad because I quoted a post.....that included a scantily clad pic of you......that you sent to another man.....while both of you are supposed to be in committed relationships with other people?

    Hilarious.
    June 12 Delete


    MsSouthern
    just messy ...smh
    June 12



    deadeye
    You can call me messy, but you can't say I was lying about anything I said.
    June 12 Delete


    MzGrahamBitches
    gtfoff my page and mind your fucking business old man.


    Oh wait, you have no business which is why you stalk various females on the internet tryibg to interject yourself into their business.

    Fuck off.
    June 12


    deadeye
    Most of your business is public knowledge Kathryn.

    You should learn to exercise more discretion.

    You're too old to continuously find yourself in compromising situations.

    I'm extremely disappointed in your behavior and expect much better of you in the future.

    With compassion, concern, sincerity, and due diligence.
    June 12 Delete

    MzGrahamBitches
    I hope you die of old age tonight.
    June 12

    deadeye
    That's a horrible thing to say.

    I'm sorry you feel that way Kathryn.

    However, I've never heard of anyone dying of old age at 43.

    My words must've really hit home for you to want me to die tonight.

    I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.

    Instead of wishing me death, your time would be better served reflecting on your past transgressions and thinking about what steps you can take to improve yourself.
    June 12 Delete


    Dirty Sanchez
    kat caught feelings
    June 12

    deadeye
    Indeed she did.

    Definitely not your usual white woman.
    June 12 Delete

    MzGrahamBitches
    Titanagraphs but I caught feelings..ok.

    Type me another one pops.
    June 12


    deadeye
    You wished death upon me Kathryn.

    Solely because I quoted a post which featured you in a bathrobe with your privates partially exposed.

    A pic that would have never been publicly accessible had it not been for your carelessness and bad judgement.

    Essentially, you want me to die for your mistakes.

    Smarten up Kathryn.

    If anyone caught feelings it's you.

    This is just entertainment for me.
    June 12 Delete




    @deadeye nah mate, fuck off, I literally hate seeing your name in my notifications because I know it's your FUCKING LIST. I'm tired of being @'d to some thread because of your shitty list, makes me just want to punch you in your fat fucking face.

    You're a digrace to creepset and 'mature' black men the world over.

    Fuck your entire existence.


    You are a plain idiot. Since you cannot give birth nor have a proper sense of enduring and suffering you cannot understand my post.

    @Westie has put her life on the line several times to give life. I wish I had an ounce of that courage, endurance and resiliance.

    Peace
    AP12ShottaDaBeast
  • nex ginnex gin Keep It Simple Stupid Posts: 10,517 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You definitely should've smashed 1st.
    The person who controls your anger controls you.

    The conventional mind is passive. It consumes information and
    regurgitates it in familiar forms. The dimensional mind is active
    transforming everything it digests into something new & original,
    creating instead of consuming.

    Excuses don't solve problems.

    Life is a series of serious choices
    Theories are formed from experience, never mysterious forces
    Caindallas' 4 eva
  • KatKat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownPosts: 49,785 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Chicity wrote: »
    I can't stand ya ass

    Aww..maybe you should go hibernate with the rest of the bears. =(

    lol
    Chi Snow
  • DupacDupac Retired PurgatoryPosts: 68,092 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • CainCain The audacity of you fuck niggas Cyttorax DimensionPosts: 43,709 Regulator
    Chicity wrote: »
    I can't stand ya ass

    Aww..maybe you should go hibernate with the rest of the bears. =(

    lol

    Texan suck btw
    I mod without feelings or remorse.


    Just been through it all man
    Blood sweat and tears
    Niggaz is dead and shit
    What the fuck else can happen yo?
    I dont think much more son, word to mother yo
    We done seen it all, and been through it all yo
    Let y'all niggaz know right now
    Word to mother, for real, for real
    I aint ever goin back
    Chi Snow
  • CeLLaR-DooRCeLLaR-DooR Posts: 18,323 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yeah you probably should have hit it
    CainKatdallas' 4 eva
  • FucktheICFucktheIC Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭✭✭
    deadeye wrote: »
    Pics of this young lady...or a link to her facebook or twitter?

    I haven't spoken to this girl in like 6 years, fam. I'm not friends with her on facepage none of that.
    2877kz.jpg

    But here we were as young adults —news junkies, hip-hop heads, smart-asses and autodidacts who grew up in the hood — suddenly smack dab in the middle class, wielding much of the same privilege we’d always criticized. Because of our backgrounds, we were keenly skeptical of the politics of respectability, and surrounded by and socializing with self-congratulating Negroes who patted each other on the back because they were about something and self-congratulating white folks who patted themselves on the back because they had black friends. (But damn it if we didn’t love the sushi!)

    So where did we fit in?

    We agreed that labels were silly and reductive. So, of course, we created one.

    “We’re post-bourgie,” she said.
  • KatKat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownPosts: 49,785 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Cain1 wrote: »
    Chicity wrote: »
    I can't stand ya ass

    Aww..maybe you should go hibernate with the rest of the bears. =(

    lol

    Texan suck btw

    Coming from a Panther fan? Lemme try to find the fucks to give....
    blakfyahkingBodhi
  • MissKMissK #Lurkerlivesmatter FuckyouIcontribute Behind a DeskPosts: 4,103 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Cain1 wrote: »
    Chicity wrote: »
    I can't stand ya ass

    Aww..maybe you should go hibernate with the rest of the bears. =(

    lol

    Texan suck btw

    Just stop it
    "Sometimes people don't notice the things we do for them until we stop doing them"
    CainKatChi Snow
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