Ladies, I had my first flawless victory over a woman who clowned me....

FucktheICFucktheIC Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭✭✭
And it was AWESOME!

Long story short, there was this girl I had a crush on in high school that clowned the fuck outta me. Turn me down, that's whatever, but this girl had her friends laughing at a nigga. "Ain't nobody fuckin' wit' yo NEEEEEERD ass WHITE BOY!" I'll never forget it, public fuckin' humiliation.

WELLL!!!!....I saw this bitch at the bar this weekend. I was with my friend, and I was coming straight from the office, so I was dressed business casual(slacks, oxford, v-neck sweater, and a blazer). Anyways, I see her and she does the "HEEEY! OH MY GOD! HOW ARE YOU?!" Anyways, I tell her what I'm doing now and shit, and we're talking. I'm over it(for the most part), so it was just a 'hey, how are things, let's make small talk while I get my drink" type deal.

So I'm headed back to my table and she asks for my card saying "Yah, we should definitely grab a drink some time."

Now, at this point, she'd already told me "yah, I'm just trying to figure out what I'm doing, I'm working at best buy." I'm not knocking working at best buy, you can't find a job you can't find a job.....but did this bitch think I forgot how she had a room of 30 people laughing at me when I was 15? It's damn near a decade later, but I dont' forget shit bitch.

So, I did what any vindictive scorned nigga would do, I laughed at her and said, "sweetie, be honest, do you REALLY think we're in the same league?" And walked off.

mean? Yes.
Juvenile? Yes
Uncalled for? Maybe

But god DAMN did it feel good.
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  • KatKat You just do you..Imma do me :* Posts: 40,145 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lmao...not even mad...that would've been sweet as hell, regardless of how petty and juvenile.

    How'd her face look?
    deadeyeDillaDeafpurpngold
  • FucktheICFucktheIC Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lmao...not even mad...that would've been sweet as hell, regardless of how petty and juvenile.

    How'd her face look?

    Oh man, she had the I eat ass face somethin' serious. I could tell she was embarrassed.
    Katdeadeyemike06
  • KatKat You just do you..Imma do me :* Posts: 40,145 ✭✭✭✭✭
    What goes around comes around...
    deadeyepurpngold
  • FucktheICFucktheIC Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Chicity wrote: »
    Flawless victory would have been running her guts/recordin that sloppy toppy and then sending it to her same homegirls that were clowning you a decade ago

    U managed to squeeze our a minor win from a basic chick that works @ best buy. Congrats........

    Why the fuck would I do that? I got shit to lose, bruh. I don't want that shit floatin' around out there.
    TheNeoShell
  • ChicityChicity Posts: 20,893 ✭✭✭✭✭
    FucktheIC wrote: »
    Chicity wrote: »
    Flawless victory would have been running her guts/recordin that sloppy toppy and then sending it to her same homegirls that were clowning you a decade ago

    U managed to squeeze our a minor win from a basic chick that works @ best buy. Congrats........

    Why the fuck would I do that? I got shit to lose, bruh. I don't want that shit floatin' around out there.
    I hear u and @ the end of the day U won, no doubt bout that
    I just would not have called it a flawless victory
    smh..coulda SWORN shit said LADIES.
    Cap all the fuck u want to, ain't shit just y'all's
    look @ how insecure nigga's took over the IC King thread

    U mad?

    *SN: Yes I am mad we lost night, deal wit it*
    Kat
  • ChicityChicity Posts: 20,893 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I can't stand ya ass
    Cain
  • Cutler 26 INT's LOL!Cutler 26 INT's LOL! Posts: 6,367 ✭✭✭✭✭
    probably should hit it but whatever...
    Chicity
  • CainCain The audacity of you fuck niggas Cyttorax DimensionPosts: 32,757 Regulator
    Shoulda smashed but I still see a small win
    Chicitydallas' 4 evaCinco
  • deadeyedeadeye Old Nigga Extraordinaire In my basement fapping to chunky fat Kat pics.Posts: 13,204 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Pics of this young lady...or a link to her facebook or twitter?
    AP12ShottaDaBeast
  • nex ginnex gin Keep It Simple Stupid Posts: 8,991 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You definitely should've smashed 1st.
    Caindallas' 4 eva
  • KatKat You just do you..Imma do me :* Posts: 40,145 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Chicity wrote: »
    I can't stand ya ass

    Aww..maybe you should go hibernate with the rest of the bears. =(

    lol
    Chicity
  • DWODWO †‡§☻☺♥♦♣♠♂♀☼✔♋✎✄☯ツ ♛♛♛♛♛KING SHIT ♛♛♛♛♛Posts: 54,148 Regulator
  • CainCain The audacity of you fuck niggas Cyttorax DimensionPosts: 32,757 Regulator
    Chicity wrote: »
    I can't stand ya ass

    Aww..maybe you should go hibernate with the rest of the bears. =(

    lol

    Texan suck btw
    Chicity
  • CeLLaR-DooRCeLLaR-DooR Posts: 11,671 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yeah you probably should have hit it
    CainKatdallas' 4 eva
  • FucktheICFucktheIC Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭✭✭
    deadeye wrote: »
    Pics of this young lady...or a link to her facebook or twitter?

    I haven't spoken to this girl in like 6 years, fam. I'm not friends with her on facepage none of that.
  • KatKat You just do you..Imma do me :* Posts: 40,145 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Cain1 wrote: »
    Chicity wrote: »
    I can't stand ya ass

    Aww..maybe you should go hibernate with the rest of the bears. =(

    lol

    Texan suck btw

    Coming from a Panther fan? Lemme try to find the fucks to give....
    blakfyahkingBodhi
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