Ladies, I had my first flawless victory over a woman who clowned me....

FucktheIC

And it was AWESOME!

Long story short, there was this girl I had a crush on in high school that clowned the fuck outta me. Turn me down, that's whatever, but this girl had her friends laughing at a nigga. "Ain't nobody fuckin' wit' yo NEEEEEERD ass WHITE BOY!" I'll never forget it, public fuckin' humiliation.

WELLL!!!!....I saw this bitch at the bar this weekend. I was with my friend, and I was coming straight from the office, so I was dressed business casual(slacks, oxford, v-neck sweater, and a blazer). Anyways, I see her and she does the "HEEEY! OH MY GOD! HOW ARE YOU?!" Anyways, I tell her what I'm doing now and shit, and we're talking. I'm over it(for the most part), so it was just a 'hey, how are things, let's make small talk while I get my drink" type deal.

So I'm headed back to my table and she asks for my card saying "Yah, we should definitely grab a drink some time."

Now, at this point, she'd already told me "yah, I'm just trying to figure out what I'm doing, I'm working at best buy." I'm not knocking working at best buy, you can't find a job you can't find a job.....but did this bitch think I forgot how she had a room of 30 people laughing at me when I was 15? It's damn near a decade later, but I dont' forget shit bitch.

So, I did what any vindictive scorned nigga would do, I laughed at her and said, "sweetie, be honest, do you REALLY think we're in the same league?" And walked off.

mean? Yes.
Juvenile? Yes
Uncalled for? Maybe

But god DAMN did it feel good.

MzGrahamBitches

lmao...not even mad...that would've been sweet as hell, regardless of how petty and juvenile.

How'd her face look?

rage

FucktheIC wrote: »

And it was AWESOME!

Long story short, there was this girl I had a crush on in high school that clowned the fuck outta me. Turn me down, that's whatever, but this girl had her friends laughing at a nigga. "Ain't nobody fuckin' wit' yo NEEEEEERD ass WHITE BOY!" I'll never forget it, public fuckin' humiliation.

WELLL!!!!....I saw this bitch at the bar this weekend. I was with my friend, and I was coming straight from the office, so I was dressed business casual(slacks, oxford, v-neck sweater, and a blazer). Anyways, I see her and she does the "HEEEY! OH MY GOD! HOW ARE YOU?!" Anyways, I tell her what I'm doing now and shit, and we're talking. I'm over it(for the most part), so it was just a 'hey, how are things, let's make small talk while I get my drink" type deal.

So I'm headed back to my table and she asks for my card saying "Yah, we should definitely grab a drink some time."

Now, at this point, she'd already told me "yah, I'm just trying to figure out what I'm doing, I'm working at best buy." I'm not knocking working at best buy, you can't find a job you can't find a job.....but did this bitch think I forgot how she had a room of 30 people laughing at me when I was 15? It's damn near a decade later, but I dont' forget shit bitch.

So, I did what any vindictive scorned nigga would do, I laughed at her and said, "sweetie, be honest, do you REALLY think we're in the same league?" And walked off.

mean? Yes.
Juvenile? Yes
Uncalled for? Maybe

But god DAMN did it feel good.

Should have hit it first...but thats my only critique.

FucktheIC

MzGrahamBitches wrote: »

lmao...not even mad...that would've been sweet as hell, regardless of how petty and juvenile.

How'd her face look?

Oh man, she had the I eat ass face somethin' serious. I could tell she was embarrassed.

MzGrahamBitches

What goes around comes around...

DROSAIN_BOLT

BRUH.. THAT WASNT ENOUGH.. U COULDA FUCKED, TAPED IT, AND DID SOME MORE CRUEL ISH!

Chicity

Flawless victory would have been running her guts/recordin that sloppy toppy and then sending it to her same homegirls that were clowning you a decade ago

U managed to squeeze our a minor win from a basic chick that works @ best buy. Congrats........

FucktheIC

Chicity wrote: »

Flawless victory would have been running her guts/recordin that sloppy toppy and then sending it to her same homegirls that were clowning you a decade ago

U managed to squeeze our a minor win from a basic chick that works @ best buy. Congrats........

Why the fuck would I do that? I got shit to lose, bruh. I don't want that shit floatin' around out there.

MzGrahamBitches

smh..coulda SWORN shit said LADIES.

Chicity

FucktheIC wrote: »

Chicity wrote: »

Flawless victory would have been running her guts/recordin that sloppy toppy and then sending it to her same homegirls that were clowning you a decade ago

U managed to squeeze our a minor win from a basic chick that works @ best buy. Congrats........

Why the fuck would I do that? I got shit to lose, bruh. I don't want that shit floatin' around out there.

I hear u and @ the end of the day U won, no doubt bout that
I just would not have called it a flawless victory

MzGrahamBitches wrote: »

smh..coulda SWORN shit said LADIES.

Cap all the fuck u want to, ain't shit just y'all's
look @ how insecure nigga's took over the IC King thread

U mad?

*SN: Yes I am mad we lost night, deal wit it*

Baybey

that was a weak revenge, but i see why it made you feel good. your bitter ass shouldnt have spoke to her; that wouldve said volumes than that weeny hut comeback.

major pain

i think the best victories are seeing those type of people and not even acknowledging them or their situation

i dropped 3Gs once in frys and the cashier was a chick i went to school with... "you dont remember me?" type shit

"nah let me get my TVs and bounce doe"

Chicity

I can't stand ya ass

Cutler 26 INT's LOL!

probably should hit it but whatever...

shit happens

Your dealing with emotions only bitches feel.

You already lost at life g instead of square dancing in the puss getting that victory lap.

You turned your back to her and switch off what type of faggy shits is that ?

You new niggas need guidance

Cain1

Shoulda smashed but I still see a small win

deadeye

Pics of this young lady...or a link to her facebook or twitter?

nex gin

You definitely should've smashed 1st.

MzGrahamBitches

Chicity wrote: »

I can't stand ya ass

Aww..maybe you should go hibernate with the rest of the bears. =(

lol

Du_Du

pics?

Cain1

MzGrahamBitches wrote: »

Chicity wrote: »

I can't stand ya ass

Aww..maybe you should go hibernate with the rest of the bears. =(

lol

Texan suck btw

CeLLaR-DooR

Yeah you probably should have hit it

Stopitfive

That line was weak and feminine... Nice try though...

FucktheIC

deadeye wrote: »

Pics of this young lady...or a link to her facebook or twitter?

I haven't spoken to this girl in like 6 years, fam. I'm not friends with her on facepage none of that.

vagrant-718

Came in here expecting that you smashed...

kai_valya

she was a stupid teenage girl, and you're a catty grown man? and calm down, you're not out of anyone's league