Potluck at the job

lord nemesis

Well, it’s that time of the year. I’m sure some of you have some interesting/horror stories about Thanksgiving in your workplace. I just looked at the signup sheet and we got sweet pea casserole, broccoli casserole, and potato casserole all on deck. Gonna be a long-ass day tomorrow…

DROSAIN_BOLT

YEAH, SO FAR WE ARE ON OUR 3RD POT LUCK..

BUT ONE STORY COMES TO MIND.. LIKE 4 YEARS AGO, THIS LADY BROUGHT A CAKE. SHE WAS CUTTING SLICES FOR PEOPLE AND AFTER EVER SLICE, SHE WOULD TAKE THE KNIFE AND WIPE THE EXCESS FROSTING ON HER LEGIN/PANTS. NO LIE, SHE WORE THE SAME BLACK LEGINGS TO WORK EVERY SINGLE DAY . I ASKED A LADY THAT WORKED NEAR HER ABOUT HER LEGIN/PANTS AND SHE LAUGHED AND SAID SHE WONDERED THE SAME THANG. sO TOL DME THAT SHE ASKED HER ABOUT WEARING THE SAME PAIR OF PANTS TO WORK EVERYDAY AND SHE SAID THAT SHE JUST BOUGHT SEVERAL OF THE SAME PAIR OF LEGIN/PANTS

HAF BAYKED

i make excuses to take looong ass lunches on those days...we had one for halloween....i ate some cookies, but that was it....i cant just eat anything....fuck around and be locked up in the bathroom, makin it rain

haute

im picky about how my food is prepared i usually pass

king hassan

Ours is this Thursday. I pretty much know who is nasty and who isn't. I'm the only man here too, so they always try to make sure I taste they food smh. But the nurses I work directly in the room with I'm all good

MzGrahamBitches

The admin always puts the nasty people's dishes at the end of the table so by the time you get down there your plate is full...I watch her since I found that shit out..lemme find my dish at the end of the table!

Chi-Town Bully

I cant eat other people's cooking when i don't know them outside of work. I don't know how clean their house is to to eat something they made there

lord nemesis

king hassan wrote: »

Ours is this Thursday. I pretty much know who is nasty and who isn't. I'm the only man here too, so they always try to make sure I taste they food smh. But the nurses I work directly in the room with I'm all good

Yeah, that shit is woat sometimes when your office is the majority women. They ALWAYS want you to taste their food.

TrueraPP

THEY HAD SOME SHIT LIKE THAT FOR THE 4 OF JULY I WAS NOT FUCKING WITH THAT SHIT...................

TO MUCH CRABS AND CALS IN THAT SHIT, ON A CUT SOME GRILLED CHIKEN AND RICE WILL BE MY MEAL...................

king hassan

Doctor's are some nasty people, please believe me. Like I say it's 3 nurses and a chick that works admin in here, we have our little food in our 5 person office and the doctor's will come in and stick they hand in a bag of chips or whatever, we pretty much done after that smh

lord nemesis

Only other black dude here usually brings a platter of wings so at least I got that to look forward to.

MF_Doomerville

I usually fart in my dish before I take it to work. I have some annoying ass coworkers.

MsSouthern

Ours is next Monday

I'm making a cherry cheesecake dip

Something easy since I am doing Thanksgiving this year....don't have time to make anything else for the folks I work with

TrueraPP

Ms Southern wrote: »

Ours is next Monday

I'm making a cherry cheesecake dip

Something easy since I am doing Thanksgiving this year....don't have time to make anything else for the folks I work with

CHERRY CHESSECAKE DIP?

THAT SOUND LIKE SOME FAT WHITE GIRL SHIT.......................

DO NIGGAS EVEN EAT DIP? SMH

lord nemesis

Ms Southern wrote: »

Ours is next Monday

I'm making a cherry cheesecake dip

Something easy since I am doing Thanksgiving this year....don't have time to make anything else for the folks I work with

What you suppsed to dip into the dip?

MsSouthern

lord nemesis wrote: »

Ms Southern wrote: »

Ours is next Monday

I'm making a cherry cheesecake dip

Something easy since I am doing Thanksgiving this year....don't have time to make anything else for the folks I work with

What you suppsed to dip into the dip?

Graham crackers

It's easy you mix jello no bake cheesecake mix with coolwhip. Pour cheery pie filling on top

TrueraPP

Ms Southern wrote: »

Ms Southern wrote: »

lord nemesis wrote: »

Ms Southern wrote: »

Ours is next Monday

I'm making a cherry cheesecake dip

Something easy since I am doing Thanksgiving this year....don't have time to make anything else for the folks I work with

What you suppsed to dip into the dip?

Graham crackers

It's easy you mix jello no bake cheesecake mix with coolwhip. Pour cheery pie filling on top

SMH IS ALL IM SAY, KAT GOT THE FAT GIRL MOB WACKING MY POST...................

$ineedmoney$

Potlucks are SCARY for me now. Especially after seeing Hoarders. I dont trust a soul.

MsSouthern

TrueraPP wrote: »

SMH IS ALL IM SAY, KAT GOT THE FAT GIRL MOB WACKING MY POST...................

If you ish is Wack ....its Wack

Deal with it

MzGrahamBitches

TrueraPP

Ms Southern wrote: »

TrueraPP wrote: »

SMH IS ALL IM SAY, KAT GOT THE FAT GIRL MOB WACKING MY POST...................

If you ish is Wack ....its Wack

Deal with it

I FEEL YOU BABY......................

konceptjones

I bring chili to company potlucks. One that I make with jalapenos, serrano, cubanelle, and cayenne peppers and a single habanero. No warning about how hot is is, I just bring it and sit off in the corner waiting for the fireworks.

AP12

AP dont do potlucks...the last one i participated in, we had this cat that literally owned a cat...he named him jinx or something...he brought some stuff he called gumbo talking bout "jinx helps me in the kitchen"... translation = "I let my cat roam around on the counter and my cooking space"...

yea...so you know he took that whole crock pot home filled to the brim right??

wasnt goin nowhere near that stuff...havent participated in one since...another reason i stopped participated is because this dude here that likes other guys made some dish called "white trash"...it looked every bit of white trash too...disgust...i just stay at my desk and eat my sandwhich..

HAF BAYKED

thats hilarious....i know he felt played

TrueraPP

MzGrahamBitches wrote: »

STUPID BITCH GET OF MISS SOUTH NUTS I WAS TALKING TO HER NOT YOU AND YOU DOT EVEN KNOW WHERE THAT GIF YOU POSTED COME FROM KILL YOUR SELF YOU SLEZZY HIPPO.

lord nemesis

More stuff to the list: The fuck is "marinated vegetable salad"? Will be avoiding that tomorrow. Last year we had this openly gay guy in the office with HIV. Suffice it to say that pineapple cake he brought didn’t get touched. He should’ve just signed up to bring some 2-liters or something.