Im posed to be cheating on my chick tonite, any advice for a 1st time cheater?

Mr. Whatchasay · November 2012

im new to this, so i need the pros to coach me thru this

freehuey89 · November 2012

only one rule:

Leave those prophylactics at home

Amotekun · November 2012

plausible deniability. don't leave a paper trail or make a thread about your premeditated affairs. Oh wait....

texas409 · November 2012

ask yourself would you want her sneaking off to cheat on you?

SleepwalkingInJapan · November 2012

SleepwalkingInJapan wrote: »

blackrain wrote: »

SleepwalkingInJapan wrote: »

Gotdamn most of yall some faithful niggas...

more power to ya

You can be doing all the dirt in the world and not have a trace of evidence on your phone if you're careful enough at covering your tracks. Most dudes in this day in age get caught up because they fail to keep the multiple chicks they're messing with from having a way to see one interact with the other. Dumb ass dudes friends with every chick they fucking on facebook and following them all on twitter wondering how they getting caught lol. Main thing, convince the chick from day 1 you're a very private person. You're not public with much except to close friends, set that expectation early and you can eliminate alot of situations where you can be doing suspect shit but can explain it away easy.

word. all my niggas are sloppy and proud of it...

i care enough about my girl to go out of my way not to get caught...if that makes sense

i take more precautions than the average cat..

delete call logs

no texting, IM only

no paper trails- receipts, numbers, condom wrappers

wet wipes and deodorant in the car

if i have her another girl come over i always pick her up and take the long home and take a different route to drop her off...

but then again lemme stop givin away all this game to the lurkers lol

Lil Loca · November 2012

Hopefully you catch a disease and your dick falls off. $\:D/$

Michael_Malice · November 2012

If you gonna do it go all the way and bust you a nut in that pussy.

JDSTAYWITIT. · November 2012

*reads thread title*

............ looks like you've already failed

rip.dilla · November 2012

LMAO @ the thread title

Hilarious

Mr. Whatchasay · November 2012

texas409 wrote: »

ask yourself would you want her sneaking off to cheat on you?

This by far some of the softiest shit i've read on the netz thus far

@SleepwalkingInJapan thanks bro bro, you must be a vet?

Mr. Whatchasay · November 2012

should i eat the box or is that a cheating no no?

Michael_Malice · November 2012

Mr. Whatchasay wrote: »

should i eat the box or is that a cheating no no?

Eat the box and then go home and give your girl a big wet kiss do she know it's real.

CheefNAfterDark · November 2012

dont come home smelling like perfume she wouldnt wear

CeLLaR-DooR · November 2012

No FB connection...Delete all messages are readin' them/sendin' them...If possible, give her a fake name and occupation...

Most importantly though...Don't lie to the missus any more than you have to...keep it as simple and memorable as possible...My boy is always comin' up with madcap reasons for why he's not there...smh...drags all us into it...you've gotta remember the bullshit

And, it goes without sayin', wear a condom...Don't take off your clothes before touchin' the other ho' up...don't want make up/perfume on your clothes...

lastly, try to shower at hers...or the hotel...showerin' when you get home late is suspect