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Seeing people "Catch the Holy Spirit"....did/do you ever find it funny?

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edited November 2012 in For The Grown & Sexy
Especially as a kid.

I mean, in church if you saw someone going into what looked like rhythmic-like convulsions, did you ever laugh?

Do you laugh at it now?

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  • unspoken_respectunspoken_respect I will go where there's no path and leave behind a trail. Posts: 9,650 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Shit, it's dangerous. Give them at least 5 feet or they will fuck you up. When I was a kids this women, like, exploded next to me. People were trying to hold her down. It was that serious.
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  • Rubato GarciaRubato Garcia Posts: 4,787 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Don't think I've ever found it anything but funny
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  • 7figz7figz Still don’t nothing move but the money Posts: 14,690 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It's hilarious. I don't think I know anybody who ever "caught the spirit".

    I don't go to church but if I did, I imagine I'd be SMH at that bullshit.
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  • hueyhuey Posts: 11,608 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2012
    there needs to be a clinical study on what goes on in the brain during such an event. its usually the band's fault tho. once the song starts winding down.....then it starts back up again and niggas go crazy
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  • supYosupYo Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭✭✭
    i would do the crib walk
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  • VIBEVIBE Posts: 52,925 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I seen it a few times @ a black church, it was awkward. It's fake as hell though, they put themselves into a trance then go all crazy.
  • Joker_De_La_LoverJoker_De_La_Lover PISTOL GRIP PUMP IN MY LAP AT ALL TIMES Working On My LowriderPosts: 43,165 Regulator
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  • loch121loch121 Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭✭
    loch121 wrote: »
    when i was a kid, all the time.
    as i got older and experienced a spiritual breakthrough of my own, it wasn't so funny
    granted i wasn't dancing or convulsing, but i did have that experience

    however, sometimes it is still funny if it catches you off guard
    haven't been to church in years tho

    pause on having a "spitritual breakthrough of your own"

    That shit is no different that ppl hearing a song they love and wilding out to it

    but it wasn't the music that caused it
    music wasn't even playing

    I didn't say music had to be there

    The human mind is open to suggestion

    The human mind isn't as strong as we think
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  • Lou_CypherLou_Cypher Make Reasonable Choices. H. E. Double Hockey SticksPosts: 49,786 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Parents dragged me to church and it happened right in front of me, some hawaiian lady that had her arms up in the air and she just collapsed and heard her groaning. I thought the chick was dying. I think i went to church every sunday for that month and she did it every damn service.
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  • dalyricalbanditdalyricalbandit Co-Owner Of AllhipHop.com, Super Moderator, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 66,144 Regulator
    I dont go to church so i haven't seen this in person
  • VIBEVIBE Posts: 52,925 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Never seen it in a white church, seen videos though. Shit looks like some action movie where the hero priest takes on demons leaving them all slain on the floor...
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    my grandma would have choked me if she saw me laughin ........................................................ but i still did tho
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  • Rock_WellRock_Well Posts: 2,187 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2012
    to whoever catches the Holy Spirit this day, i'd like to meet Ghostbusters, see the proton packs and ghost traps used to do it
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  • gnsgns Bleeding 24/7 Posts: 21,285 ✭✭✭✭✭
    As a kid i'm pretty sure at one point I used to stare in wonderment at peeps....atleast I hope I did, cause I was used to that fuck shit by adolescence.

    By the time I stopped going to church I was indifferent to it.
    Didnt really know if I should believe them niggaz or not or I just just didnt give a fuck.

    All I know my whole fam at one point in their lives HAD to go to church(my Grandmoms didnt play) and i've never seen anyone i'm close to do any of that crap.
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    theyre just attention whores
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  • OuncemanOunceman Posts: 6,519 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2012
    I did/do find it funny that when you consider the many fat niggas and bitches who attend service every sunday, catching the holy spirit is probably the most strenuous activity they will ever partake in and wont mind doing


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  • DarcSkiesDarcSkies TRUST IN ALLAH BUT TIE UP YOUR CAMEL Posts: 13,791 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2012
    I looked this up a long time ago and I forgot the exact term but scientist attribute it to something called "mass hypnosis." But it's not hypnosis like putting a clock on a string and lulling someone to sleep. Its the premise that if you tell a human being something enough times and they are not educated enough to know better they will begin to believe it and react to whatever you're telling them to believe.

    For example if I tie a person in a chair with no clothes on and tell them I have a poisonous spider in a jar and Im going to kill them with it they're body will begin to react. They'll tense up & hairs will stand up & they'll squirm in their chair. If I so much as touch them with my finger they'll likely freak out and scream in terror.

    The blindfold in that example is ignorance & the human mind's susceptibility to peer pressure and suggestion. But once that blindfold is taken off; and you tell a person you have a poison spider and you're going to kill them with it they begin to ask questions: "so where's the spider?" "What do you mean I should just 'Have Faith' the spider is there?" "NIgga u aint got no damn spider untie me!" "Fuck you mean if the Spider wills it I can be untied?! Aint no spider to will these fucking straps off nigga!" "I aint letting no damn invisible spider in my heart asshole untie me now!"

    Meanwhile, the muthafukkas with the blindfold on are still scared shitless of a spider that isnt even there. Squirming, "praise dancing" & shouting...to a being that was merely an overwhelming "suggestion" by an influential group.
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    Darxwell wrote: »
    I looked this up a long time ago and I forgot the exact term but scientist attribute it to something called "mass hypnosis." But it's not hypnosis like putting a clock on a string and lulling someone to sleep. Its the premise that if you tell a human being something enough times and they are not educated enough to know better they will begin to believe it and react to whatever you're telling them to believe.

    For example if I tie a person in a chair with no clothes on and tell them I have a poisonous spider in a jar and Im going to kill them with it they're body will begin to react. They'll tense up & hairs will stand up & they'll squirm in their chair. If I so much as touch them with my finger they'll likely freak out and scream in terror.

    The blindfold in that example is ignorance & the human mind's susceptibility to peer pressure and suggestion. But once that blindfold is taken off; and you tell a person you have a poison spider and you're going to kill them with it they begin to ask questions: "so where's the spider?" "What do you mean I should just 'Have Faith' the spider is there?" "NIgga u aint got no damn spider untie me!" "Fuck you mean if the Spider wills it I can be untied?! Aint no spider to will these fucking straps off nigga!" "I aint letting no damn invisible spider in my heart asshole untie me now!"

    Meanwhile, the muthafukkas with the blindfold on are still scared shitless of a spider that isnt even there. Squirming, "praise dancing" & shouting...to a being that was merely an overwhelming "suggestion" by an influential group.

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  • nex ginnex gin Keep It Simple Stupid Posts: 10,440 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I grew up in church so I saw that type of thing several times a month. Shit did use to be funny though see a nigguh go off like....

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  • Demarco27Demarco27 Posts: 581 ✭✭✭✭
    Heard someone speaking in tongues the one time i went to church...never went back.

    Basically...its sum bullshit
  • J-GUTTAJ-GUTTA Posts: 9,030 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2012
    Demarco27 wrote: »
    Heard someone speaking in tongues the one time i went to church...never went back.

    Basically...its sum bullshit

    I was at work 3 of us left and this cougar of a lady who sat across from me got a call and it was probably good news and she started saying "that's right only Jesus can do that and the devil blah blah and she started stomping her feet and started talking in tongues 1st time ever hearing that shit live...I was like what the fuck..
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