Any of y'all niggas ever got ya ass whooped by a bitch, you ain't gotta lie b.

Sour

Ever had a bitch knock you the fuck out on some deebo type shit. Don't come in here on that alpha male shit, there's gotta be a pussy out there that got into a physical altercation with a broad and she humbled thee shit outta you.

I ain't gonna lie, I got my ass whooped back in the 6th grade by a 6 foot, 300 pound bitch. I tapped her jaw a few times but them over heads felt like bricks dropping on my dome piece and I still held my ground like a real nigga.

When I got home, my paps beat the shit outta me for hitting a woman and getting my ass whooped, double L. I came back and knocked that bitch thee fuck out to never lose a fight ever again b.

TrueraPP

NAW BUT WHEN I WAS IN 3 GRADE THIS LIL BITCH TOOK MY SPOT IN THE LUNCH LINE SO I HIT HER IN THE CHEST BITCH STARTED CRYING AND THE NEXT DAY HER DAD CAME UP TO THE SCHOOL TRYING TO FIGHT ME LOL....................

AT THAT POINT IN TIME I DID NOT CARE ABOUT GIRL OR BOY I WAS TRYING TO BE A THUG AND WAS FIGHTING ANY AND EVERYTHING IN SIGHT...........

FUNNY THING IS IN 5 GRADE SHE WANTED ME TO BE HER BF SOOOOOO I MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING RIGHT...............

Sour

Bitches love you when you whoop their ass. They don't like no soft niggas b.

AZTG

Nah I never got punched or had to punch a bitch, but one of my best friends in high school used to stay fucking with ghetto bitches and dogging them out and then getting swung on and swinging back.

I remember this one time, we was in lunch and he told me how he was fucking with this big bitch, she wasn't fat or nothing but just had thunder thighs, its like everything she ate went straight to her thighs, anyway he said he was fucking with her and disrespecting her so I clowned him laughed and went to get on the lunch line, while I was online, I heard commotion and was told there was a fight, ran to watch it and saw my boy holding the bitch on the lunch table chocking the fuck outa her. Haha. Wasn't the last time I saw him chocking a bitch neither.

Top Cat

Bitch hit me n I'm knocking her the fuck out

Cain1

Never hit a woman but I'll knock a bitch out.

Lol

Sour

Bitches be kicking niggas in the nuts and shit when they know they gonna get knocked the fuck out.

Fuck that shit, punch a bitch in her titties and let her dumbass get breast cancer b.

WeeZee

One of the funniest moments of my life was when this big chick jumped the line in a shop and my guy friend confronted her.

She didn't even speak, just smirked and hit him with a massive punch. He was stumbling about in shock for a good 5 minutes afterwards, I have never seen an eye bruised so bad before, hahaha.

SleepwalkingInJapan

this video owns this thread

Lou Cypher

Nah. some bitched slapped me in high school so i threw her against a locker. was about to choke her then i realized im in a very public place and a bunch of the dudes her loved her were probably gonna come after me. So i just told her to knock her shit off and i let go lol.

Stopitfive

yes... @omega_conflict's mom hit me with a spinning piledriver like Zangief...

Premeer

Lady_Zee wrote: »

One of the funniest moments of my life was when this big chick jumped the line in a shop and my guy friend confronted her.

She didn't even speak, just smirked and hit him with a massive punch. He was stumbling about in shock for a good 5 minutes afterwards, I have never seen an eye bruised so bad before, hahaha.

she already had her mind set that if anybody say anything to her she just tee'n off and they go feel her wrath.. but what made it worse tho is that he got whooped by a female infront of his female friend lol im sure whatever interest you had on giving him the goods were completely chalked after she took him up top lol.

Sour

Lady_Zee wrote: »

One of the funniest moments of my life was when this big chick jumped the line in a shop and my guy friend confronted her.

She didn't even speak, just smirked and hit him with a massive punch. He was stumbling about in shock for a good 5 minutes afterwards, I have never seen an eye bruised so bad before, hahaha.

He shoulda hit that big bitch with a brick like Craig did deebo. He lauce.

Makaveli Joker

How you let Covet whoop your ass

Omega_Conflict

@stopitfive beatings turn sexual

Stopitfive

Omega_Conflict wrote: »

@stopitfive beatings turn sexual

yes I did fuck your mother after that incident... stop being weird tho...

Sour

Makaveli Joker wrote: »

How you let Covet whoop your ass

WeeZee

100 Prime wrote: »

Lady_Zee wrote: »

One of the funniest moments of my life was when this big chick jumped the line in a shop and my guy friend confronted her.

She didn't even speak, just smirked and hit him with a massive punch. He was stumbling about in shock for a good 5 minutes afterwards, I have never seen an eye bruised so bad before, hahaha.

she already had her mind set that if anybody say anything to her she just tee'n off and they go feel her wrath.. but what made it worse tho is that he got whooped by a female infront of his female friend lol im sure whatever interest you had on giving him the goods were completely chalked after she took him up top lol.

He was friendzoned longgggg before that, lol.

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Lady_Zee wrote: »

100 Prime wrote: »

Lady_Zee wrote: »

One of the funniest moments of my life was when this big chick jumped the line in a shop and my guy friend confronted her.

She didn't even speak, just smirked and hit him with a massive punch. He was stumbling about in shock for a good 5 minutes afterwards, I have never seen an eye bruised so bad before, hahaha.

she already had her mind set that if anybody say anything to her she just tee'n off and they go feel her wrath.. but what made it worse tho is that he got whooped by a female infront of his female friend lol im sure whatever interest you had on giving him the goods were completely chalked after she took him up top lol.

He was friendzoned longgggg before that, lol.

thas crazy. what were you doing while this dude was dazed and confused??

unspoken_respect

I have no stories to share. This does inspire me to make a spinoff (kind of), ”Has a girl twice your size threatend to rape you in school?”

deadeye

SleepwalkingInJapan wrote: »

this video owns this thread

@ 1:05

I think I recognize those rowhouses from The Wire.

@Du_Du

Is this your city?

If so, how do you explain this debauchery?

WeeZee

100 Prime wrote: »

Lady_Zee wrote: »

100 Prime wrote: »

Lady_Zee wrote: »

One of the funniest moments of my life was when this big chick jumped the line in a shop and my guy friend confronted her.

She didn't even speak, just smirked and hit him with a massive punch. He was stumbling about in shock for a good 5 minutes afterwards, I have never seen an eye bruised so bad before, hahaha.

she already had her mind set that if anybody say anything to her she just tee'n off and they go feel her wrath.. but what made it worse tho is that he got whooped by a female infront of his female friend lol im sure whatever interest you had on giving him the goods were completely chalked after she took him up top lol.

He was friendzoned longgggg before that, lol.

thas crazy. what were you doing while this dude was dazed and confused??

I was laughing so hard at what had happened there were tears running down my face, lol.

Stopitfive

if I got snuffed by a bitch and the bitch I'm with started laffing... there would b blood... and not just on my *bleep*...

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Lady_Zee wrote: »

100 Prime wrote: »

Lady_Zee wrote: »

100 Prime wrote: »

Lady_Zee wrote: »

One of the funniest moments of my life was when this big chick jumped the line in a shop and my guy friend confronted her.

She didn't even speak, just smirked and hit him with a massive punch. He was stumbling about in shock for a good 5 minutes afterwards, I have never seen an eye bruised so bad before, hahaha.

she already had her mind set that if anybody say anything to her she just tee'n off and they go feel her wrath.. but what made it worse tho is that he got whooped by a female infront of his female friend lol im sure whatever interest you had on giving him the goods were completely chalked after she took him up top lol.

He was friendzoned longgggg before that, lol.

thas crazy. what were you doing while this dude was dazed and confused??

I was laughing so hard at what had happened there were tears running down my face, lol.

lol i wuda been too weak!

amenhotepiv

Man
did I...
shit these skinny arms are for massaging and coital play
maybe swimming
but I aint bout that life.

PiffyHaze

some girl slap me too hard for me to get in hs before mid-term. With no hesitation, I punch her with a right and drop her. When i was in summer school, her bf tried to come at me and fought over it.

it was no means a ass whooping on my part.