11 Qualities of the Perfect Woman

Young_Chitlin

By: Madeline Haller

Young_Chitlin

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YoungGoldie

INB4 niggas say a white woman cant be perfect..

Young_Chitlin

@YoungGoldie What is the name of the woman in your sig?

Stopitfive

A white wo.... Oh...
Little feet >>>
Out before Kat gives me a negative reaction...

YoungGoldie

I wish I knew fam, cuz ill by tonight Ill be peepin into her window like.....

ohhhla

Stopitfive wrote: »

A white wo.... Oh...
Little feet >>>
Out before Kat gives me a negative reaction...

Who likes Women with big feet, anyways?

The Prodigalson

t_m_a_c_f_a_n73088

Get #9 the fuck outta here, red lipstick only looks good on SOME WOMEN, and if you not one of em it looks retarded as fuck

ohhhla

t_m_a_c_f_a_n73088 wrote: »

Get #9 the fuck outta here, red lipstick only looks good on SOME WOMEN, and if you not one of em it looks retarded as fuck

Dark Skinned blk women are guilty for this

YoungGoldie

Skyler White wrote: »

Narrow hips? Hmph.

*sashays out of thread*

*smacks your ass on the way out*

ROZAYTABERNACLE

Yeah I'd take that woman. regardless of race.

t_m_a_c_f_a_n73088 wrote: »

Get #9 the fuck outta here, red lipstick only looks good on SOME WOMEN, and if you not one of em it looks retarded as fuck

true. but when it does look good...ooh wee!

t_m_a_c_f_a_n73088

ROZAYTABERNACLE wrote: »

Yeah I'd take that woman. regardless of race.

t_m_a_c_f_a_n73088 wrote: »

Get #9 the fuck outta here, red lipstick only looks good on SOME WOMEN, and if you not one of em it looks retarded as fuck

true. but when it does look good...ooh wee!

true story. Red lipstick goes in the tattoo/natural hair category. All three of those things only look good on certain women, but when it works got damn....

Empress_

Lmao@ men like women with narrow hips....

Clearly these findings aren't based on any black/brown folks opinions.

ohhhla

Everything on that list except for smaller and longer legs.
I don't give a flying hoot for.

sweetheart93

1: I do that.
2: way more than 2-4 years younger than him. smh
3: I do that
4: damn, I have zero titties. smh
5: I havee long legs
6: I'm broke.
7: I have small feet
8: I'm in school
9: I hate red
10: I have wide hips smh
11: I have black hair smh

Damn fml. only 5 out of 11

*is not perfect*

WeeZee

I WISH! Lol

nex gin

1. True
2. Meh...preferably 27 and up, but has to be mature minded regardless of age.
3. True
4. Not a breast man per se, but not against them either. A nice ass is a must though. It doesn't have to be massive, but flat booties are a major turnoff.
5. I'm 6'2". I prefer shorter women....5'2"-5'9", but height is not that serious. As long as she ain't like 6'8" I'm cool. Long legs??? meh....sure. Flawless, smooth, pretty legs = GOAT though
6. True. I need an independent, intelligent, ambitious, motivated woman who is about her business
7. Not that big of a deal. As long as they don't look like Covet's or Shaq's feet I'm good. Small, pretty feet == GOAT though
8. True. Ditzy dingbats are another huge turn off.
9. I don't really care about that either. As long as she doesn't wear bright red hooker lipstick I could care less. If it looks good on her, I'm good.
10. They obviously didn't poll black men. I like my women w/ hips. coke bottle shapes >>> chalk board eraser shapes
11. As long as it doesn't look a ratchet, hood rat, crayola mess I'm good.

ROZAYTABERNACLE

Lady_Zee wrote: »

I WISH! Lol

@lady_zee at least you got the big boobs on lock.

SleepwalkingInJapan

Young_Chitlin wrote: »

By: Madeline Haller

these arrows conveniently avoided the vagina

RodrigueZz

narrow hips?
FOH

one of the sexiest things ever is a big bust, slim waist and wide hips... that's when you get to see that hourglass shape

grumpycat

FUCK ALL OF YOU WOMEN WITH BIG FLIPPER FEET ARE BEAUTIFUL.

High Revolutionary

Perfection is a man-made concept. It doesn't exist in real life.

EDIT: And I'm calling shenanigans on "narrow hips".

Where are we?

Mainland China?

RodrigueZz

Young_Chitlin wrote: »

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I tried to read that. I really did. She was just getting way too hype over this stupid article though. As if the person who wrote it was supreme overlord of the universe and she felt the need to try and change their all powerful mind by reiterating the painfully obvious concept of "relative tastes".

Seriously though... who is attracted to narrow hips? How is your lady going to birth your children with narrow hips?

Empress_

Isn't it stated within the scientific laws of nature that men are attracted to wider hips as they are a sign of child bearing? Not to mention how fantastic it looks.
It's pretty obvious, silly list.

Law Trafalgar

Nice wish list?
lol @ the lacienegas catching feelings.