My Saturday Night...

Makaveli Joker

Started off boring as shit. Then my brother calls and asks me to head to 6th Street (a street lined up with bars and clubs in downtown Austin, TX) with him and a couple cousins. Fuck it, I went. Got all nice & suited up then headed downtown. First stop was some wack ass joint called Chugging Monkey. Nothing but white people. The lame kind of white people who cannot dance. We left real quick and headed to Coyote Ugly. Bad bitches galore. Started drinking Hennessey with gin & juice and beer. I blacked out after that. Woke up on a bus stop on Congress Ave with someone's iphone and car keys in my pocket. Took me until bout an hour ago to find my car (which was towed) and still have no idea who's car keys or iPhone i have. Also the world's worst hangover.

Stopitfive

U blackout like a bitch huh? Toughen up...

Plap Star

you saturday night prolly involved you being a fuck nigga

major pain

Spoiler:

didnt read

ROZAYTABERNACLE

Stopitfive wrote: »

U blackout like a bitch huh? Toughen up...

if you dont blackout you must be sippin on some wine coolers or something

Makaveli Joker

Real niggas blackout. thats why the prisons are full dumb nigga. ole lightweight ass nigga

darkone360

Sad part is, t/s is gonna do it all over again this coming weekend.

Plap Star

saturday i put ham and cheese on this bitch pussy and ate it like a sandwich

Makaveli Joker

Plap Star wrote: »

you saturday night prolly involved you being a fuck nigga

go buy some food stamps or something

major pain

Makaveli Joker

darkone360 wrote: »

Sad part is, t/s is gonna do it all over again this coming weekend.

i just might. that black Hennessey got a nigga fiendin

Plap Star

Makaveli Joker wrote: »

Plap Star wrote: »

you saturday night prolly involved you being a fuck nigga

go buy some food stamps or something

i wish i could, ill buy 200 for a hundred

freehuey89

Makaveli Joker wrote: »

Plap Star wrote: »

you saturday night prolly involved you being a fuck nigga

go buy some food stamps or something

why would one buy food stamps?

Stopitfive

How u make a thread about blacking out and call someone a light weight?
I swear u new niggas r backwards faggots... U have the tolerance of a preteen white bitch...

darkone360

Makaveli Joker wrote: »

darkone360 wrote: »

Sad part is, t/s is gonna do it all over again this coming weekend.

i just might. that black Hennessey got a nigga fiendin

More alcohol debauchery tales ahead.

Plap Star

freehuey89 wrote: »

Makaveli Joker wrote: »

Plap Star wrote: »

you saturday night prolly involved you being a fuck nigga

go buy some food stamps or something

why would one buy food stamps?

you mean why wouldnt you buy em

you can get 200 dollars worth of food for 75 dollars

that a hell of a deal

Makaveli Joker

Stopitfive wrote: »

How u make a thread about blacking out and call someone a light weight?
I swear u new niggas r backwards faggots... U have the tolerance of a preteen white bitch...

Your not a drinker. blacking out means when you drank so much alcohol, oxygen starts having trouble reaching your brain. not enough to kill you but enough to where you don't remember shit. if you never blacked out, you a lightweight. simple fact nigga.

Makaveli Joker

darkone360 wrote: »

Makaveli Joker wrote: »

darkone360 wrote: »

Sad part is, t/s is gonna do it all over again this coming weekend.

i just might. that black Hennessey got a nigga fiendin

More alcohol debauchery tales ahead.

lol i went through that henny and gin & juice like water.

Stopitfive

So u think drinking past your bitchass tolerance makes u a heavy drinker? What r u 16? I hope ya pockets get ran by a Mexican...

.IRS.

Makaveli Joker wrote: »

Stopitfive wrote: »

How u make a thread about blacking out and call someone a light weight?
I swear u new niggas r backwards faggots... U have the tolerance of a preteen white bitch...

Your not a drinker. blacking out means when you drank so much alcohol, oxygen starts having trouble reaching your brain. not enough to kill you but enough to where you don't remember shit. if you never blacked out, you a lightweight. simple fact nigga.

In fact, black outs occur because alcohol inhibits short term to long term memory capabilities. You are there, but nothing gets committed to memory.

dalyricalbandit

Joker out here catchin juxs on ppl and shit

darkone360

Damn. Nigga outchea drinking themselves into a stupor. Lol

Makaveli Joker

It was one of them nights. i still have the iPhone and car keys

MsSouthern

My cousin works at Coyote Ugly ...

Plap Star

if she look like you the bitch must be security

Makaveli Joker

Stopitfive wrote: »

So u think drinking past your bitchass tolerance makes u a heavy drinker? What r u 16? I hope ya pockets get ran by a Mexican...

like i said, you don't a drinker. of you ain't never had one of them mornings where you wake up and question what the fuck happened that night, you ain't a drinker. ain't had a blackout since my 21st birthday. every drinker has a blackout story. don't get mad cause you stick to beer and a couple shots like a bitch