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Spin-off: Cute Fat/Scrawny Dudes

KatKat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit.H-TownPosts: 50,626 ✭✭✭✭✭
Ladies, how do ya'll feel about cute fat dudes? What about cute scrawny dudes?

Which would you prefer if you had to choose?

You know nothing of his status, dick size, fuck game, etc...just based off of aesthetics.

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  • DupacDupac Retired PurgatoryPosts: 68,344 ✭✭✭✭✭
    kai got me in my feeelings

    BodhiTonyDubbzJDSTAYWITITshtoopid
  • Black_SamsonBlack_Samson do 10 pushups everytime you read my post... you know you want too. Posts: 61,591 Regulator
    kai still on my shit list...
    if i were an FBI Agent tasked with monitoring a forum, I'd post random pictures and watch the reactions of the people.
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  • DupacDupac Retired PurgatoryPosts: 68,344 ✭✭✭✭✭
    and muscular guys eventually get old...

    Chi SnowTonyDubbzgnsspit_fiya
  • Black_SamsonBlack_Samson do 10 pushups everytime you read my post... you know you want too. Posts: 61,591 Regulator
    Du_Du wrote: »
    and muscular guys eventually get old...

    yeah.... but i'd rather be old and kinda swoll, kinda fat, kinda saggy... than be old, fat and having to get to rockin, to get up off a couch or bed...
    if i were an FBI Agent tasked with monitoring a forum, I'd post random pictures and watch the reactions of the people.
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  • DupacDupac Retired PurgatoryPosts: 68,344 ✭✭✭✭✭
    i ain't that damn big nigga....

  • KatKat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownPosts: 50,626 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Fat dude that gets old >>> Muscular dude that gets old?
    Dupac
  • Black_SamsonBlack_Samson do 10 pushups everytime you read my post... you know you want too. Posts: 61,591 Regulator
    edited December 2012
    Du_Du wrote: »
    i ain't that damn big nigga....
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    if i were an FBI Agent tasked with monitoring a forum, I'd post random pictures and watch the reactions of the people.
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  • DupacDupac Retired PurgatoryPosts: 68,344 ✭✭✭✭✭
    freehuey89 wrote: »
    Du_Du wrote: »
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    You look sick du. you straight?

    lol sick?, why you say that?

    this a old pic anyway....

  • Black_SamsonBlack_Samson do 10 pushups everytime you read my post... you know you want too. Posts: 61,591 Regulator
    holup holup holup!!!

    nigga is that an atari n the floor right there?
    if i were an FBI Agent tasked with monitoring a forum, I'd post random pictures and watch the reactions of the people.
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  • KatKat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownPosts: 50,626 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Du_Du wrote: »
    freehuey89 wrote: »
    Du_Du wrote: »
    4sbtwi.jpg

    You look sick du. you straight?

    lol sick?, why you say that?

    this a old pic anyway....

    I was about to say...du on his MySpace angles looking all svelte.
    Dupac_Goldie_Valentinez A. Kaisergns
  • Black_SamsonBlack_Samson do 10 pushups everytime you read my post... you know you want too. Posts: 61,591 Regulator
    kai_valya wrote: »
    kai still on my shit list...

    is that why you were so cold to me when i said hi the other day?

    i told you it was an impromptu answer, i didn't have enough time to think

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    :((

    nah nigga, you gon have to work over time to get back in my good graces...

    i want some peanut brittle, and some homemade sherbert.
    then i'll think about letting you back in the pride...
    if i were an FBI Agent tasked with monitoring a forum, I'd post random pictures and watch the reactions of the people.
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  • Black_SamsonBlack_Samson do 10 pushups everytime you read my post... you know you want too. Posts: 61,591 Regulator
    this thread.... is about to get fucking awesome...
    if i were an FBI Agent tasked with monitoring a forum, I'd post random pictures and watch the reactions of the people.
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  • DupacDupac Retired PurgatoryPosts: 68,344 ✭✭✭✭✭
    wtf? kat.....

    lol, you got me reclining in my work chair...seeing how low my belly drops...

    shit shouldn't be that much of an obstacle at all....i feel like yall going too extreme with this..

    i'm not even that big of a nigga, but yall got me feeling like i'm on rick ross status.....

    man this unintentional ether bout to make me get back on my shit...i'm offended by the implications here

    Kat
  • DupacDupac Retired PurgatoryPosts: 68,344 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lady zee......the love was felt

    Lady_Zee
  • KatKat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownPosts: 50,626 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lmao..no offense du, you know ilu.

    My first love was a big dude, but I'd be lying if I said his belly wasn't a speed bump of sorts.
    Black_Samson_Goldie_HyenaKillagns
  • DupacDupac Retired PurgatoryPosts: 68,344 ✭✭✭✭✭
    my belly ain't no speed hump dammit.......shit shit don't even drop over my belt line...

    Kat
  • KatKat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownPosts: 50,626 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Well then why you getting offended?
  • Black_SamsonBlack_Samson do 10 pushups everytime you read my post... you know you want too. Posts: 61,591 Regulator
    kat how big were you when you was with that pudgy bastard?
    if i were an FBI Agent tasked with monitoring a forum, I'd post random pictures and watch the reactions of the people.
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  • DupacDupac Retired PurgatoryPosts: 68,344 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Well then why you getting offended?

    cuz i'm the residential fat boy around these parts...

    iused to carry the shield with pride... but you and kai are slinging monumental amounts of shade on it right now

  • Black_SamsonBlack_Samson do 10 pushups everytime you read my post... you know you want too. Posts: 61,591 Regulator
    kai_valya wrote: »
    kai_valya wrote: »
    kai still on my shit list...

    is that why you were so cold to me when i said hi the other day?

    i told you it was an impromptu answer, i didn't have enough time to think

    tumblr_mdpdip73271qdjgno.jpg

    :((

    nah nigga, you gon have to work over time to get back in my good graces...

    i want some peanut brittle, and some homemade sherbert.
    then i'll think about letting you back in the pride...

    tumblr_mamjj57eUu1rxnekn.gif

    yes sir, i'm on it, pineapple sherbet and milk chocolate peanut brittle okay?
    kai_valya wrote: »
    i can work with the cute scrawny dude, but ain't shit i can do with man boobs

    i'd really rather get with a muscular guy in the first place. lord nothing like some washboard abs and some muscular biceps

    Man boobs aren't even the biggest obstacle though...you ever tried to give a man with a gut a blow job?

    have i tried? hell no, i appreciate my visual abilities, not trying to go blind lol

    omg, i think i threw up a little bit imagining some belly fat poking you in the head as you try to find the penis. i gather it must be a lot like bobbing for apples under a blanket of marshmallow fluff

    old fashioned peanut brittle, nigga, why you gotta reinvent the wheel?
    if i were an FBI Agent tasked with monitoring a forum, I'd post random pictures and watch the reactions of the people.
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  • caddo mancaddo man Failure is success in progress! Posts: 22,431 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2012
    Lil Loca wrote: »
    Cute and scrawny.

    Two fat people together cannot do anything but fight over food together.

    You forgot your yes homo tag.


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