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Morning After Sex

Young ThugYoung Thug Posts: 252 ✭✭✭
Me&my homie where talking about morning after sex. U see he recently had a one night stand so wakes up in her bed rolls over and try's to get it in. An he says she PAUSED his ass I'm talking hand in the face shit and asked him "why are you still in my bed" his feelings are hurt I think it hilarious but anyway

Ladies have you ever had a one night stand expecting the person you met to be gone before you wake? Kicked that person out ya place or been kicked out yourself? Had sex again in the morning?
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  • KatKat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownPosts: 50,406 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lmaoo..well damn!

    Honestly I've never had a traditional one night stand like that, but if I did, he'd be gone before I went to sleep.

  • BookwormBookworm Posts: 1,079 ✭✭✭✭✭
    never had a one night stand but I thought the proper etiquette was to be gone before the person wakes up, hence the "one night" stand
  • Meta_ConsciousMeta_Conscious Hypocrite The BashmentPosts: 26,227 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Inb4 ducktales...
  • Young ThugYoung Thug Posts: 252 ✭✭✭

    You just mad I can make threads with only 200 something post lol
  • Meta_ConsciousMeta_Conscious Hypocrite The BashmentPosts: 26,227 ✭✭✭✭✭
    One night stand does not mean u leave immediately.... Especially if y'all both wasted, u gonna sleep that off...
  • Meta_ConsciousMeta_Conscious Hypocrite The BashmentPosts: 26,227 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Y'all so full of shit....lol yeah u Skyler...
  • KatKat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownPosts: 50,406 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Stopitfive wrote: »
    Y'all so full of shit....lol yeah u Skyler...

    I don't think anything unbelievable has been said..

    First off, who would bring a one night stand back to their home period? Scary.

    Plus a one night stand is a dude you don't even know, you're going to stay the night so it can be really awkward when you wake up sober?
    Skyler White
  • Meta_ConsciousMeta_Conscious Hypocrite The BashmentPosts: 26,227 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I've had mad one nighters... Usually we both mad drunk so we smashing until we sleeping...
    Also, only a few times have I smashed a bitch so repulsive that I didn't want to b in her presence immediately after fucking...
    Never had a bitch ask me to leave... If I leave its because I got some other shit going on...
  • LUClENLUClEN Absence makes the heart grow fonder of someone else Posts: 20,485 ✭✭✭✭✭
    he stayed for seconds
    The rapper from linkin park would body the dudes in the xxxtentacion cypher
  • manofmorehousemanofmorehouse Posts: 2,716 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sounds like ol boy thought it was something more than what it was. Otherwise his feelings wouldn't have been hurt. U fuck, u bust, u leave. Am I missing a step in the 1 night stand protocol?
  • Young ThugYoung Thug Posts: 252 ✭✭✭
    mmhmm..you mean your mama's house? I'm sure she didn't appreciate your company cooking up all the bacon either.

    na me&my patna live together (roommates) its really his house but i pay half the rent
  • Young ThugYoung Thug Posts: 252 ✭✭✭
    caddo man wrote: »
    I used to snore, loud!!! I told chicks that thinking I could leave easily. What I found is Most bitches in Va [u]had earplugs[/u]. Who knew?????

    the min she woulda put them in her ear i would of been thinking "hmmm what in this house would look better at my house" & "i wonder if she has mac&cheese&a beer in the fridge"
  • 700700 Praying 5 times a day to catch a plug Plap City, FLAPosts: 14,459 ✭✭✭✭✭
    nigga yo homeboy was suposed to leave after fuckin or the bitch had to leave his house after fucking

    i aint tryin to stay the night over a bitch house i just met, and i aint tryin to let no bitch stay the night at my house

    KingJamal wrote: »
    @b00kie do u have any Boosie stories u can tell?

    b00kie wrote: »
    KingJamal wrote: »
    @b00kie do u have any Boosie stories u can tell?
    haha He cool man, I wasn't in the streets but

    He was always lil, like 5'3. But a big mouth, couple times nigga had to square up. At the football game he took that stick the drum major had and cracked a nigga over the head w it and broke the stick

    Nigga was cold on the bball court though, I didn't get that starting spot until he stopped coming to school. School let out at 3 we had to stay till the games at 6 so he used to just rap about whatever people talkin about passng time.

    Then he started hanging w C-Loc and them, rappin/hustling whatever, rarely came to school anymore. When he did he would just be Polo down.... come, counting stacks $ at recess, everybody lookin.

    OH and biology class blunt fell out his ear and the teacher tried to grab it. He twist that lady arm grabbed the blunt off the floor n left. lol
    Far from a groupie...but a Boosie story

    Nga was in the club and I was out and about in another state..I was doing business there and decide to step out...and heard dude was going to be at the club on the radio...Now I don't know dude like that..but again my patnas know dude...I goes to the club..dude has his own section in the club..him and his crew and a few women...I walk up to the area and he comes over and he like you be in B.R. and you be wit such and such and I was like yea..he like mayne what you doing out here..I told him.. he was like..mayne you family come on in V.I.P. and get what you want..you want this..you want that..i was like nah..nga handed me a bottle and told me just to take it...again I don't know dude like that to be gettin a bottle..but the love he showed..I see why ngas love this nga down here so much...so I was leaving the club after he performed..nga was like you good you need bread..you need money on a room..and I was like shocked the nga even reached out like that..and I was like nah.. Nga didn't care who you were..if he fucks wit you..he fucks wit you..that's why alot cats fuck wit the lil nga...

  • Young ThugYoung Thug Posts: 252 ✭✭✭
    edited December 2012
    The Hacker wrote: »
    So now u type English instead of that gang lingo

    You a phony nigga

    this is what i put in anoter thread read bolded&underlined
    Young Thug wrote: »
    bruh...i need u to define boolin

    Boolin stands for coolin n blood terms we really ain't suppose 2 use the letter c period unless it's followed wit a ck meanin crip killer so we either replace the letter c wit a b,k,or ck but ion got time to be typin like that or yall would Neva understand me so I use the letter c on here sometimes wen I'm 2 lazy 2 follow gang rules

    u wouldnt understand me if i did so why care dog food
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