Morning After Sex

Young Thug

Me&my homie where talking about morning after sex. U see he recently had a one night stand so wakes up in her bed rolls over and try's to get it in. An he says she PAUSED his ass I'm talking hand in the face shit and asked him "why are you still in my bed" his feelings are hurt I think it hilarious but anyway

Ladies have you ever had a one night stand expecting the person you met to be gone before you wake? Kicked that person out ya place or been kicked out yourself? Had sex again in the morning?

MzGrahamBitches

lmaoo..well damn!

Honestly I've never had a traditional one night stand like that, but if I did, he'd be gone before I went to sleep.

The Prodigalson

Bookworm

never had a one night stand but I thought the proper etiquette was to be gone before the person wakes up, hence the "one night" stand

Stopitfive

Inb4 ducktales...

shit happens

Sounds like she wasn't please with his performance than the fact it was a one night stand

Young Thug

The Prodigalson wrote: »

You just mad I can make threads with only 200 something post lol

Stopitfive

One night stand does not mean u leave immediately.... Especially if y'all both wasted, u gonna sleep that off...

MzGrahamBitches

shit happens wrote: »

Sounds like she wasn't please with his performance than the fact it was a one night stand

Or that she woke up to find her shame staring her in her hungover face.

Stopitfive

Y'all so full of shit....lol yeah u Skyler...

Du_Du

hypothetically speaking...that nigga soul still on that pillow

MzGrahamBitches

Stopitfive wrote: »

Y'all so full of shit....lol yeah u Skyler...

I don't think anything unbelievable has been said..

First off, who would bring a one night stand back to their home period? Scary.

Plus a one night stand is a dude you don't even know, you're going to stay the night so it can be really awkward when you wake up sober?

Stopitfive

I've had mad one nighters... Usually we both mad drunk so we smashing until we sleeping...
Also, only a few times have I smashed a bitch so repulsive that I didn't want to b in her presence immediately after fucking...
Never had a bitch ask me to leave... If I leave its because I got some other shit going on...

Young Thug

i've had a one night stand before but i was usually gone when they went to sleep. but i once mad the mistake of having a one night stand at my house&woke up to the smell of bacon. found the bitch cooking breakfast in my kitchen with my food i was like



then she said "hey baby"



Bitch wasted $13 worth of good food

RodrigueZz

he stayed for seconds

manofmorehouse

Sounds like ol boy thought it was something more than what it was. Otherwise his feelings wouldn't have been hurt. U fuck, u bust, u leave. Am I missing a step in the 1 night stand protocol?

MzGrahamBitches

mmhmm..you mean your mama's house? I'm sure she didn't appreciate your company cooking up all the bacon either.

Young Thug

MzGrahamBitches wrote: »

MzGrahamBitches wrote: »

mmhmm..you mean your mama's house? I'm sure she didn't appreciate your company cooking up all the bacon either.

na me&my patna live together (roommates) its really his house but i pay half the rent

caddo man

I used to snore, loud!!! I told chicks that thinking I could leave easily. What I found is Most bitches in Va had earplugs. Who knew?????

Young Thug

caddo man wrote: »

I used to snore, loud!!! I told chicks that thinking I could leave easily. What I found is Most bitches in Va [u]had earplugs[/u]. Who knew?????

the min she woulda put them in her ear i would of been thinking "hmmm what in this house would look better at my house" & "i wonder if she has mac&cheese&a beer in the fridge"

Top Cat

So now u type English instead of that gang lingo

You a phony nigga

Plap Star

nigga yo homeboy was suposed to leave after fuckin or the bitch had to leave his house after fucking

i aint tryin to stay the night over a bitch house i just met, and i aint tryin to let no bitch stay the night at my house

Young Thug

The Hacker wrote: »

So now u type English instead of that gang lingo

You a phony nigga

this is what i put in anoter thread read bolded&underlined

Young Thug wrote: »

SleepwalkingInJapan wrote: »

bruh...i need u to define boolin

Boolin stands for coolin n blood terms we really ain't suppose 2 use the letter c period unless it's followed wit a ck meanin crip killer so we either replace the letter c wit a b,k,or ck but ion got time to be typin like that or yall would Neva understand me so I use the letter c on here sometimes wen I'm 2 lazy 2 follow gang rules

u wouldnt understand me if i did so why care dog food

death187sin

Don't go to sleep and expect me to be there when u wake up.. In fact. Don't expect ya TV, wallet, Jewelry, cell phones, car and yorkie puppies to be there either.. #BOOSTMOBILE

JDSTAYWITIT.

*deeeeeep breath*


yeahhhhhhh bruh .... i got kicked to the curb before ..............(*exhales*) .... i mean the shit is kinda hard to talk about ... but basically a nigga overstayed his welcome .... dug it out the night before ...stayed til the morning and shit thinking it was all good.... tried to slide on over for a little AM session and was like "aye what that Round 2 before i leave tho do doh?" ....... she hit me with the "pfffffffttttt ..... nah nigga" ..... my soul burned slow as the words "well fuck you too then" slipped into the air....


i held my head as i walk out of the door...... clutching my belongings

but once i got in the car... i was like

Spoiler:

She No Love Me...

then i thought about the night before on the ride home and was like

Spoiler:

iv'e been a firm subscriber to the HOH's movement every since .....

Stopitfive

Lol@i trust u with my vagina but dont be around after u potentially give me an sti....