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Shawty Lo and His 10 Baby Momma's Get A TV Show

blackrainblackrain Posts: 27,195 Regulator
edited December 2012 in The Powder Room
The one-hit wonder rapper and G-Unit member, whose actual name is Carlos Walker, is surrounded by the women he bedded as well as their offspring. The project focuses on how everyone is vying for the attention of the homestead’s head honcho (who, by the way ain’t nothing at all to look at) and anti-birth control poster child.

Each baby mama has an eye-catching title such as the ‘First Lady E’Creia,’ who handles Lo’s finances and who was actually engaged to him at one point after he already had three children. Then there’s Angela, the “Fighter Baby Mama,” Amanda, the “Jealous Baby Mama,” Sujuan, the “Wanna-be Bougie Baby Mama” and Tamara, the “No-Drama Baby Mama.”

unspoken_respectValentinez A. KaiserAjackson17ShottaDaBeastBlackAX410Young Stefshtoopid


  • The ProdigalsonThe Prodigalson Posts: 8,714 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Seen that shit and shook my head at it. Bunch of dumb birds as well as a goofy ass nigga. Nigga going raw in these hoes.
  • Black_SamsonBlack_Samson do 10 pushups everytime you read my post... you know you want too. Posts: 61,587 Regulator
    that shit right there says oxygen channel....
    if i were an FBI Agent tasked with monitoring a forum, I'd post random pictures and watch the reactions of the people.

    Você é um otário. Zé buceta. Vai tomar no meio do seu cu. Filho da puta. Arrombado
    King Of The Onomatopoeia
  • G MackG Mack Posts: 6,255 ✭✭✭✭✭
    so this nigga got backing by a major network, man wtf kind strings did he have to pull....

    i bet you a couple of them kids not even his biological....no neyo
    Wild Self
  • KatKat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownPosts: 50,617 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I hope they're paying him handsomely to be a sideshow act.
    Ajackson17Young Stef
  • G MackG Mack Posts: 6,255 ✭✭✭✭✭
    cottdamn i take that back all them lil niglets resemble him in some way

  • Chi SnowChi Snow Night's Watch Castle BlackPosts: 28,093 ✭✭✭✭✭
    some of them look good tho.....
    His hair?
    His gear?
    His jewelry?
    His footstance?
    The way he talks?
    The way he doesn't even like to smile?
    I'm tight as FUCK
  • hautehaute Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭✭
    baby mommas 5-10 must be on drugs

    Gotta be
    Young StefKatdown2earthWild Self
  • SleepwalkingInJapanSleepwalkingInJapan Posts: 11,866 ✭✭✭✭✭
    bruh is like 5'3...he got a short mans complex...

    multiple BMs is overcompensation for his height
    TheIraqBlackAX410Young Stefshtoopid
  • hautehaute Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭✭
    like I said

  • John_BlaziniJohn_Blazini When it comes to half the niggas on the IC's kids...I am the father Posts: 14,837 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Full blooded niggas will fuck anything
    Bussy_Getta blackgod813Melqartshtoopid
  • Billy_PonchoBilly_Poncho Vox Populi Posts: 22,382 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Them property values sank to China when this nigga moved in the neighborhood...
    whitecrackerBussy_Getta Wild Self
  • blakfyahkingblakfyahking The IC's Resident Father Figure Posts: 15,776 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2012
    haha this nigga standing there with pink shoe strings

    can it get anymore ratchet than the opening pic?

  • Allah_U_AkbarAllah_U_Akbar _Jay_ Posts: 11,146 ✭✭✭✭✭
    If you watch this show, you deserve to be lynched.
    Bookworm2 Drawlz
  • P. TownP. Town Posts: 27,303 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2012
    G Mack wrote: »
    so this nigga got backing by a major network, man wtf kind strings did he have to pull....

    50 Cent gave Lo $10 million to be his business anchor dealing with all ventures in the South. He took Yayo spot as 50 right hand man so probably 50's connects

    tompetrez3 wrote: »
    All this talk about y'all mamas being 30s and 40s kinda lowkey turning me on. I want to hit somebody mama off the IC real talk. I'm a fuck around and end up one of y'all niggas stepdad sitting around in a wife beater taking my frustrations with Jay Z out on y'all with a belt.
    Wild Self
  • white people hate this kinda shit

    good job on this one los

    still ridin with tip tho
  • Billy_PonchoBilly_Poncho Vox Populi Posts: 22,382 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oh shit, my lil brother went to middle school wit that Ashlyn chick at MD Roberts in Jonesboro, hell nah..
  • Young_ChitlinYoung_Chitlin YCN Chief/FCC Member/#RedVelvetSquad Member/IC Task Force General ASUville, PhoenixPosts: 23,758 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ¡No contaban con mi astucia!
    5 Grand wrote: »
    I see a lot of people saying they'd "give" family members money.

    Thats not what you want to do.

    You want to set up a trust fund so they get a monthly payment. You can set up a trust fund so your mother gets, say, $10,000 a month for the rest of her life. According to my math, $10,000 per month for 20 years is $2.4 million. That's better than giving her $2.4 million up front because she can blow it all in a matter of days and then she'll want more and you'd feel obligated to give it to her.

    So if you win, don't "give" anybody anything. Set up a trust fund.

    Now that I think about it, I could set up a trust fund for my brother. I'd give him $10,000 a month. He's about 45 now so $10,000 per month for 40 years is only $4.8 million. That makes more sense than giving him the money in one lump sum.

    AggyAF wrote: »
    Anyone else think it's crazy only about 10 posters regularly post here and we got damn near 500 pages?

    All the other sports threads on here are people with hobbies. This is football - the beautiful game. We eat, sleep and drink football.


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