Y'all Women Are Some Unstable Creatures...SMH

$ineedmoney$

I'm laying in the bed. My girl comes in the room and lays in my lap. Turns her head and says, "You got a booger in your nose." I'm like, "Yup." *ignoring her* She like, "You knew you had a booger in there?" I'm like, "Yup." SMH Then she says, "I just wanna let you know I'm acting weird cause my period coming." I'm like, "Un huh." Then she sits on the edge of the bed and stares at me. No phucks given. Then she gets up, leave the room to make breakfast.

Share your weird/unstable moments.

Top Cat

Booger head ass nigga

TheFix

Bruh, she wants the D. She's announcing her period is coming because she's horny, not atypical when a woman's period is coming. Get that shit out ya nose and go handle ya handles before another nigga does.

Es-Bee

bro bro she wanted dick

GreenCapitalist90

$ineedmoney$ wrote: »

I'm laying in the bed. My girl comes in the room and lays in my lap. Turns her head and says, "You got a booger in your nose." I'm like, "Yup." *ignoring her* She like, "You knew you had a booger in there?" I'm like, "Yup." SMH Then she says, "I just wanna let you know I'm acting weird cause my period coming." I'm like, "Un huh." Then she sits on the edge of the bed and stares at me. No phucks given. Then she gets up, leave the room to make breakfast.

Share your weird/unstable moments.

I advise that you don't eat that breakfast, she's plottin. You've been warned.

$ineedmoney$

TheFix wrote: »

Bruh, she wants the D. She's announcing her period is coming because she's horny, not atypical when a woman's period is coming. Get that shit out ya nose and go handle ya handles before another nigga does.

Nah, cause when I woke up this afternoon, I tugged on her panties and snapped 'em. She giggled but that was it.

blackgod813

Yall must have been datin for awhile kus yall dont got no sexy goin on u just leave the booger huh nasty nigg...eww....yall prolly shit with the doors open...no bueno

VIBE

blackgod813 wrote: »

blackgod813 wrote: »

Yall must have been datin for awhile kus yall dont got no sexy goin on u just leave the booger huh nasty nigg...eww....yall prolly shit with the doors open...no bueno

I flick my boogers at my wife, shit is hilarious.

CC_Poncho

Nigga had them stalactites hangin down his nostrils...

$ineedmoney$

blackgod813 wrote: »

Yall must have been datin for awhile kus yall dont got no sexy goin on u just leave the booger huh nasty nigg...eww....yall prolly shit with the doors open...no bueno

I left the booger cause that means I gotta get out the warm bed to get it. Not gonna happen. We been together for a minute tho. No shyttin with the doors open. We dont play dat.

CC_Poncho

blackgod813 wrote: »

Yall must have been datin for awhile kus yall dont got no sexy goin on u just leave the booger huh nasty nigg...eww....yall prolly shit with the doors open...no bueno

Commentin on another man's sexy????? Niggas easy-bakin out the closet...

$ineedmoney$

She just came back in the room snapping her fingers sayin, "Lets get this party started!!" What party?? See what I mean. I'm done.

blackgod813

I was speakin on the realtionship being sexy zesty an the spice of life grow up....

Pico Roscoe

Nigga the fix knows wassup

Ol lazy ass nigga.

$ineedmoney$

Pico Roscoe wrote: »

Ol lazy ass nigga.

It's Saturday WTF.

Pico Roscoe

So Saturday is your "I'm not slanging no dick" day?

Ajackson17

She wants some before she goes cray cray

TheFix

$ineedmoney$ wrote: »

She just came back in the room snapping her fingers sayin, "Lets get this party started!!" What party?? See what I mean. I'm done.

$ineedmoney$ wrote: »

TheFix wrote: »

Bruh, she wants the D. She's announcing her period is coming because she's horny, not atypical when a woman's period is coming. Get that shit out ya nose and go handle ya handles before another nigga does.

Nah, cause when I woke up this afternoon, I tugged on her panties and snapped 'em. She giggled but that was it.

You gotta take it bruh, they like that shit. You can take it without rapin the broad. Show some muthatuckin initiative homie. Shes basically puttin it in front of you. She just bein subtle.

BoldChild

T/S may be making breakfast, but she'll be gong out for Lunch.....alone

Empress_

I for one am not even mad at thread starter.
Closed mouths do not get fed.

TheFix

Empress_ wrote: »

I for one am not even mad at thread starter.
Closed mouths do not get fed.

That aggressive woman shit be live sometimes. Especially when it's unexpected.

$ineedmoney$

Empress_ wrote: »

I for one am not even mad at thread starter.
Closed mouths do not get fed.

I'm the wrong person to beat around the bushes with. You gotta tell me what u want or else shyt wont get done.

$ineedmoney$

Pico Roscoe wrote: »

So Saturday is your "I'm not slanging no dick" day?

LoL Nah Saturday is my "if u want it u better come get it" day.

Sage Wonder

$ineedmoney$ wrote: »

TheFix wrote: »

Bruh, she wants the D. She's announcing her period is coming because she's horny, not atypical when a woman's period is coming. Get that shit out ya nose and go handle ya handles before another nigga does.

Nah, cause when I woke up this afternoon, I tugged on her panties and snapped 'em. She giggled but that was it.

That was it? As in you didn't proceed? As in you didn't turn that tug of the panties into a pulling off of the panties? As in you didn't really want the pussy, that was just a test run? You still laying in bed with the burger nose typing from your laptop right damn now, aint you?

Ajackson17

Empress_ wrote: »

I for one am not even mad at thread starter.
Closed mouths do not get fed.

Empress Ether should be your name

Empress_

$ineedmoney$ wrote: »

Empress_ wrote: »

I for one am not even mad at thread starter.
Closed mouths do not get fed.

I'm the wrong person to beat around the bushes with. You gotta tell me what u want or else shyt wont get done.

Understood dear, understood.

@AJackson

Lol. No ether! I am simply saying that when one wants something, they go after it and take it. Time waits for no man......or woman.