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What Do You Do When You Boo Booin???

Idiopathic JokerIdiopathic Joker PISTOL GRIP PUMP IN MY LAP AT ALL TIMESWorking On My LowriderPosts: 44,598 Regulator
I done read all the shampoos, conditioners, deodorants, gels, and glue labels. I can't do porn off my phone every time. What's some good apps to read while you shittin?
Fuck you, I'm a mod
Ajackson17MF_Doomervilleunspoken_respect
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  • Young GunnerYoung Gunner Posts: 7,338 ✭✭✭✭✭
    magazines/newspaper and cracked.com
    Ajackson17
  • Will MunnyWill Munny Eatin pussy and kickin ass Posts: 29,816 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I never shit that long. But I always shit with my phone and check twitter or something
    Times are tough, but they ain't got nothin' on me.
    Ajackson17edwardnigma
  • dakidfrankiedakidfrankie 313/248 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I think about tittes...big tittes little tittes black tittes white tittes...just all about tittes
    CainChi SnowCashmoneyDux
  • Ajackson17Ajackson17 On the shoulders of Giants and Elders in history UniversePosts: 22,455 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That's nasty Kathryn! But I do the same thing.....
    tumblr_mb0d6eD9dS1r7bmo8o1_500.gif


    KatChi SnowStoneColdMikeyKINGEC
  • dwade206dwade206 Posts: 11,453 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I don't fuck with porn while shitting. Dick splashing in toilet bowl water ain't hot in the streets.

    N/h
    Bustin a new nut on @R.D's moms collarbone everyday.
    lookdude
  • DNB1DNB1 Still nigga... Posts: 19,526 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Watch netflix on my phone, or live tv, or on demand tv... I just watched half of episode 9 of Boardwalk Empire while sitting on the throne on my lunch break...Nucky's side bitch just got blew the fuck up...Enoch da Goat.

    mobile tv invented taking a shit
    Dirty SanchezDMIcarnalesflows515
  • Max.Max. Now go home and get your fucking shinebox Posts: 31,888 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Lookn at stuff on my phone
  • SleepwalkingInJapanSleepwalkingInJapan Posts: 11,866 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ^ invented shit posting
    tumblr_m8suqsDpq11rqmwopo1_500.gif
    Busta Carmichael miamivice305
  • Lou_CypherLou_Cypher Make Reasonable Choices. H. E. Double Hockey SticksPosts: 51,011 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I read IGN or watch videos lol.

    Watching porn whilst shitting does not work for me. I need fresh air when i watch porn.
    dwade206MF_Doomervilletruth_juice
  • Chi SnowChi Snow Night's Watch Castle BlackPosts: 27,755 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Usually reading or playing Texas holdem on my blackberry
    His hair?
    WACK
    His gear?
    WACK
    His jewelry?
    WACK
    His footstance?
    WACK
    The way he talks?
    WACK
    The way he doesn't even like to smile?
    WACK
    Me?
    I'm tight as FUCK
    Dirty Sanchez
  • StoneColdMikeyStoneColdMikey mikeyismod CHITOWN THE BEST TOWNPosts: 33,100 Regulator
    playing a game on my phone.
    #Mikeyismod2017
  • BoldChildBoldChild Born alone, die alone. Posts: 11,415 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Chat with you guys!

    You talk to use on here while you buck naked n the toilet taking a shit?

    That's kinda hot.

    Fuck outta here, as if I'm in to that sort of thing.

    But some other posters probably like it.
  • konceptjoneskonceptjones Old School Playa Posts: 12,543 ✭✭✭✭✭
    s2jepeka wrote: »
    Ha

    "When yall done plottin n schemin, and whatever you doin,
    "Holla at me, i'll be in the bathroom, boo boo'in"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ0U4NnR4yA
    

    Devin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your favorite rapper.
    i'm not sure which entity leaves people more abused and lost; the Porn Industry or Bad Boy Records.
    PK_TK_187a.mann
  • BiblicalAtheist BiblicalAtheist Prude FieldsPosts: 15,245 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Why does it take men so long to shit? I enter the bathroom, do the dookie, wash and leave wtf.
  • Rubato GarciaRubato Garcia Posts: 4,828 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm convinced that Steve Jobs created the iPad for toilet usage. It's too ideal to be an accident.
  • BodhiBodhi Posts: 7,932 ✭✭✭✭✭
    focus
    “Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.”
    -- Bruce Lee
  • BiblicalAtheist BiblicalAtheist Prude FieldsPosts: 15,245 ✭✭✭✭✭
    .IRS. wrote: »
    Why does it take men so long to shit? I enter the bathroom, do the dookie, wash and leave wtf.

    takin a shit is an event. It's time away from everyone, it's our moment to be alone with our thoughts.

    Don't fuck with a man while he's on the toilet. It won't end well.

    No worries there!
  • Idiopathic JokerIdiopathic Joker PISTOL GRIP PUMP IN MY LAP AT ALL TIMES Working On My LowriderPosts: 44,598 Regulator
    s2jepeka wrote: »
    Ha

    "When yall done plottin n schemin, and whatever you doin,
    "Holla at me, i'll be in the bathroom, boo boo'in"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ0U4NnR4yA
    

    That's my jam
    Fuck you, I'm a mod
  • 700700 Praying 5 times a day to catch a plug Plap City, FLAPosts: 14,461 ✭✭✭✭✭
    s2jepeka wrote: »
    Ha

    "When yall done plottin n schemin, and whatever you doin,
    "Holla at me, i'll be in the bathroom, boo boo'in"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ0U4NnR4yA
    

    i was gon post this

    KingJamal wrote: »
    @b00kie do u have any Boosie stories u can tell?

    b00kie wrote: »
    KingJamal wrote: »
    @b00kie do u have any Boosie stories u can tell?
    haha He cool man, I wasn't in the streets but

    He was always lil, like 5'3. But a big mouth, couple times nigga had to square up. At the football game he took that stick the drum major had and cracked a nigga over the head w it and broke the stick

    Nigga was cold on the bball court though, I didn't get that starting spot until he stopped coming to school. School let out at 3 we had to stay till the games at 6 so he used to just rap about whatever people talkin about passng time.

    Then he started hanging w C-Loc and them, rappin/hustling whatever, rarely came to school anymore. When he did he would just be Polo down.... come, counting stacks $ at recess, everybody lookin.

    OH and biology class blunt fell out his ear and the teacher tried to grab it. He twist that lady arm grabbed the blunt off the floor n left. lol
    Far from a groupie...but a Boosie story

    Nga was in the club and I was out and about in another state..I was doing business there and decide to step out...and heard dude was going to be at the club on the radio...Now I don't know dude like that..but again my patnas know dude...I goes to the club..dude has his own section in the club..him and his crew and a few women...I walk up to the area and he comes over and he like you be in B.R. and you be wit such and such and I was like yea..he like mayne what you doing out here..I told him.. he was like..mayne you family come on in V.I.P. and get what you want..you want this..you want that..i was like nah..nga handed me a bottle and told me just to take it...again I don't know dude like that to be gettin a bottle..but the love he showed..I see why ngas love this nga down here so much...so I was leaving the club after he performed..nga was like you good you need bread..you need money on a room..and I was like shocked the nga even reached out like that..and I was like nah.. Nga didn't care who you were..if he fucks wit you..he fucks wit you..that's why alot cats fuck wit the lil nga...




    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=uMoBtaS-wvg&fb_source=message
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