Come Get Analyzed as A Poster (...this is gonna take a while...)

ParallelRhymes

I am willing to offer my services to the IC (nh) in an attempt to make people aware of how they are portrayed by the masses.

Simply post in this thread and I will analyze you as a poster and make phenomenal psychological connections between your posts and you.

Disclaimer: Threadstarter reserves the right to refuse to analyze any poster that he is not familiar with. No purchase necessary.

Omega_Conflict

Explain myself

Omega_Conflict

Ayo shout out to @Damobb2deep for teaching my son how to ride a bike. You a good stepdaddy b nh

ParallelRhymes

Omega_Conflict wrote: »

Explain myself

After riding the coat tails of Dirty Sanchez for the entire year of 2012 you have decided to start 2013 as a "brand new poster." Your new posting style actually has some substance to it showing that you want to prove to the board that you are in fact a good poster...this leads me to believe that you have had some misfortune in your real life. Your dog, that you named Dirty Sanchez (not to be confused with the dog that posts on this board named Dirty Sanchez) likely has come down with an illness and is expected to die soon. To cope with the loss you have placed more efforts into this forum in an attempt to fill the void that will be left by the loss of Dirty Sanchez (your dog not the poster).

You are essentially doing what Kenan is doing to Kel after all these years...trying to make it on your own. While DS was always the funnier person in the audience's eyes you feel like he lacks substance in his posts and think that your new style can prove to everyone that you deserve to be seen as relevant without him. Tired of being 2nd place in a 2 man race you've decided to run alone.

Best of luck finding you.

DetroitPlayaa

You can't analyze a real nigga!

Will Munny

yo PR lets play COD i'm bored as fuck nh

ParallelRhymes

DetroitPlayaa wrote: »

You can't analyze a real nigga!

Being from Detroit you have seen many hardships in your life especially lately due to the economy. You have placed a pic of yourself in your avatar as a cry for help. A grim look consumes the photograph and a very telling sign of suicide is seen in how you wear your shirt. You have buttoned the seemingly expensive polo all the way to the top to represent the fact that money is choking you.

You call yourself "real" online many times in an attempt to convince yourself that you are something you know you are not. Although you have been registered since 2009 your recent increase in posting is because you are trying to escape the reality of...well...reality. Online you can be what you want to be...you've decided to be real.

Wild Self

Alright, give it a shot on me.

Omega_Conflict

ParallelRhymes wrote: »

Omega_Conflict wrote: »

Explain myself

After riding the coat tails of Dirty Sanchez for the entire year of 2012 you have decided to start 2013 as a "brand new poster." Your new posting style actually has some substance to it showing that you want to prove to the board that you are in fact a good poster...this leads me to believe that you have had some misfortune in your real life. Your dog, that you named Dirty Sanchez (not to be confused with the dog that posts on this board named Dirty Sanchez) likely has come down with an illness and is expected to die soon. To cope with the loss you have placed more efforts into this forum in an attempt to fill the void that will be left by the loss of Dirty Sanchez (your dog not the poster).

You are essentially doing what Kenan is doing to Kel after all these years...trying to make it on your own. While DS was always the funnier person in the audience's eyes you feel like he lacks substance in his posts and think that your new style can prove to everyone that you deserve to be seen as relevant without him. Tired of being 2nd place in a 2 man race you've decided to run alone.

Best of luck finding you.

A for effort

BabyBugatti

lets do disss
*waits for they think youz dumb*
*attention whore etc*
but still me entertain me no robbie williams

ParallelRhymes

Will Munny wrote: »

yo PR lets play COD i'm bored as fuck nh

No.

On here you have made it evident that you are running away from something that scares you in real life...it scares you to the point that you begin to question your own judgment and wonder who you really are as a person. Of course I am speaking about your undying love for fat bitches. What started out as a simple porn fetish (nh) has spiraled out of control into a real life crisis. You come online to make fun of the fat girls in an attempt to soothe yourself mentally but fail and eventually go back to the chunky broads. In an attempt to suppress your urges you log on to make fun of the fat women that are attracted to you and have others diss them as well so hopefully the rude comments will decrease your own level of attraction to them.

Your future scares you...and it should.

WeeZee

... Be nice lol

DetroitPlayaa

ParallelRhymes wrote: »

DetroitPlayaa wrote: »

You can't analyze a real nigga!

Being from Detroit you have seen many hardships in your life especially lately due to the economy. You have placed a pic of yourself in your avatar as a cry for help. A grim look consumes the photograph and a very telling sign of suicide is seen in how you wear your shirt. You have buttoned the seemingly expensive polo all the way to the top to represent the fact that money is choking you.

You call yourself "real" online many times in an attempt to convince yourself that you are something you know you are not. Although you have been registered since 2009 your recent increase in posting is because you are trying to escape the reality of...well...reality. Online you can be what you want to be...you've decided to be real.

Reaching lol.. I've called myself real one time! Good shit though entertaining for the most part.

ParallelRhymes

Wild Self wrote: »

Alright, give it a shot on me.

I have no idea who you are but based off name alone I can tell you get a lot of women offline and are a very confident person.

Law Trafalgar

I like where this is going

Chase N Bundlez

ParallelRhymes wrote: »

DetroitPlayaa wrote: »

You can't analyze a real nigga!

You call yourself "real" online many times in an attempt to convince yourself that you are something you know you are not. Although you have been registered since 2009 your recent increase in posting is because you are trying to escape the reality of...well...reality. Online you can be what you want to be...you've decided to be real.

Well by this logic, you've been trying to escape "reality" for 6 years, since thats how long u been on the IC give or take, and u always posted at a high clip so there was never a need for an increase...

and since u say he comes online to be what he wants to be, yet u come online and talk faggot shit more often than not, does it mean deep down inside u really wanna be a faggot but only have the courage to be one from behind a computer?...just askin.

DMTxCannabis

Pico Roscoe

Lets do this nh

ParallelRhymes

Moreno.Kitamura wrote: »

lets do disss
*waits for they think youz dumb*
*attention whore etc*
but still me entertain me no robbie williams

The groundwork for the analysis was laid by you with the usage of the asterisks in this very post. Your entire posting persona is based off you attempting to seem like nothing more than a dumb attention whore. You already know how people view you on the forum and you play into that character with the horrible grammar/spelling (despite being successful in school). As for the attention whoring aspect there is some truth in that. While you increase it on the ill community it is also evident that you do love attention off the board as well. All of the pictures you post with friends have girls in them that are inferior to you in attractiveness which means that you want to be the "bad bish" in your clique. You play the dumb attention whore act on and off the board because it is a mask for the true you...the act is nothing more than the make up you put on every day to cover what you feel are imperfections.

Law Trafalgar

This nigga analyzing the analyzer

Chase N Bundlez

This nigga analyzing the analyzer analyzing the analyzer.

*tongue twister*

haute

ok let's go

but remember

Wild Self

ParallelRhymes wrote: »

Wild Self wrote: »

Alright, give it a shot on me.

I have no idea who you are but based off name alone I can tell you get a lot of women offline and are a very confident person.

Heard that, ladies? If we ever meet, whatever money in ya purse is mine.

Will Munny

ParallelRhymes wrote: »

Will Munny wrote: »

yo PR lets play COD i'm bored as fuck nh

No.

On here you have made it evident that you are running away from something that scares you in real life...it scares you to the point that you begin to question your own judgment and wonder who you really are as a person. Of course I am speaking about your undying love for fat bitches. What started out as a simple porn fetish (nh) has spiraled out of control into a real life crisis. You come online to make fun of the fat girls in an attempt to soothe yourself mentally but fail and eventually go back to the chunky broads. In an attempt to suppress your urges you log on to make fun of the fat women that are attracted to you and have others diss them as well so hopefully the rude comments will decrease your own level of attraction to them.

Your future scares you...and it should.

lmaaaaoo!

Oceanic

waiting

MF_Doomerville

^^ yo who's that gawdess in your picture b?