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This Will End Bad: $35 Alcohol Vaporizer Going On Sale

Black_SamsonBlack_Samson do 10 pushups everytime you read my post... you know you want too.Posts: 61,475 Regulator
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The Vaportini is a $35 device used to vaporize alcohol, after which it can be inhaled into the lungs and the effects of intoxication felt much more quickly than traditional oral or buttchugging methods. Obviously, lawmakers are terrified a bunch of kids are going to inhale themselves to death with these things, and rightfully so, because kids are stupid and peer pressure is strong.

Normally, when a drink is taken, alcohol is absorbed 10 percent through the stomach and 85 percent in the small intestine.


The presence of food slows this process further, but when alcohol is inhaled, however, alcohol enters the lungs and goes directly into the bloodstream, causing a much more rapid and stronger buzz.

The danger of vaporized alcohol entering the bloodstream directly as opposed to the digestive system means that protective impulses - such as vomiting - are bypassed.

In fact, it is the swift infusion of alcohol to the brain that makes inhalation more addictive than regular drinking according to scientists.

I dunno, I feel like you're really bypassing the whole social aspect of drinking if you're inhaling it. I mean, who just wants to get drunk and not talk to people in the process? BWAHAHAHAHA! I drink alone in the dark.

Hit the jump for two more shots of the fancy crack pipe.
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if i were an FBI Agent tasked with monitoring a forum, I'd post random pictures and watch the reactions of the people.
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  • ceothachosen1ceothachosen1 Posts: 1,037 ✭✭✭
    I think fancy crack pipe pretty much sums it up
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    "aint got a tattoo tear ta show that i'm a killer, just run up on this blow piece and know that i'ma kill ya" - Joe Blow
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  • unspoken_respectunspoken_respect I will go where there's no path and leave behind a trail. Posts: 9,801 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Everyday.......something new. Like alcohol isn't killing enough people.
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    ???GOLDEN ARMS???

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  • Lou_CypherLou_Cypher Make Reasonable Choices. H. E. Double Hockey SticksPosts: 51,731 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Id have to try it tbh.
    (Nope)unspoken_respecttha bauseSneakDZA
  • The Lonious MonkThe Lonious Monk Man with No Fucks Given Posts: 25,923 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Damn, wait to somebody have this shit set-up so it basically floods a room with the vapors. People going to be getting drunk just by sitting around around.
    Niggas think that they own things and man sits high upon thrones
    But when you die, tell me what the fuck you own.
    When your skin, flesh, and bones find a permanent home
    as food for worms or fossils trapped in stone. - Rza in "What's Going On?"

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  • The Lonious MonkThe Lonious Monk Man with No Fucks Given Posts: 25,923 ✭✭✭✭✭
    rage wrote: »
    This is a terrible, terrible, terrible idea....the dangers of alcohol are STAGGERING in comparison to weed.

    Ehhh so what, stupidity is the most dangerous drug in existence and it's still perfectly legal to be a dumbass.

    Niggas think that they own things and man sits high upon thrones
    But when you die, tell me what the fuck you own.
    When your skin, flesh, and bones find a permanent home
    as food for worms or fossils trapped in stone. - Rza in "What's Going On?"

    m63Y62.gif
    konceptjonesunspoken_respectSneakDZACashmoneyDux
  • konceptjoneskonceptjones Old School Playa Posts: 12,836 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2013
    rage wrote: »
    This is a terrible, terrible, terrible idea....the dangers of alcohol are STAGGERING in comparison to weed.


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    And yet, I'll still drink...
    i'm not sure which entity leaves people more abused and lost; the Porn Industry or Bad Boy Records.
  • A1000MILESA1000MILES Posts: 13,293 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oh my God...No....It's not gon be the same as weed vapes, at all...





















    Imma try it though...
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  • CracceRCracceR ૐ☯★♑☮⌘ Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭✭✭
    rage wrote: »
    This is a terrible, terrible, terrible idea....the dangers of alcohol are STAGGERING in comparison to weed.

    ionno man alchohol is just alot more fun than weed


    A1000MILESBK Productrage
  • Bcotton5Bcotton5 Posts: 51,689 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lol @ buttchugging
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  • 7figz7figz Still don’t nothing move but the money Posts: 15,041 ✭✭✭✭✭
    White people shit.
    Michael_Malice
  • lamontbdclamontbdc 16th & UPosts: 18,815 ✭✭✭✭✭
    naw i'm gonna pass on this dumb shit
  • nex ginnex gin Keep It Simple Stupid Posts: 10,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
    inb4.........................
    Damn, wait to somebody have this shit set-up so it basically floods a room with the vapors. People going to be getting drunk just by sitting around around.

    ....awww fuck it. Getting women drunk just got easier.
    The person who controls your anger controls you.

    The conventional mind is passive. It consumes information and
    regurgitates it in familiar forms. The dimensional mind is active
    transforming everything it digests into something new & original,
    creating instead of consuming.

    Excuses don't solve problems.

    Life is a series of serious choices
    Theories are formed from experience, never mysterious forces
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  • Bcotton5Bcotton5 Posts: 51,689 ✭✭✭✭✭
    CracceR wrote: »
    rage wrote: »
    This is a terrible, terrible, terrible idea....the dangers of alcohol are STAGGERING in comparison to weed.

    ionno man alchohol is just alot more fun than weed


    it really is though, dont get me wrong Im all for weed
  • SneakDZASneakDZA damn, am I a sinner? Posts: 11,159 ✭✭✭✭✭
    it's about time someobody found a new use for all those unused crackpipes.
    unspoken_respectCashmoneyDux
  • lord_infamouslord_infamous Posts: 478 ✭✭✭✭
    i came in with some righteous indignation shit ready to go... but i would be bullshitting... i'm gonna try this shit
    SneakDZA
  • BiblicalAtheist BiblicalAtheist Prude FieldsPosts: 15,520 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Who am I to stop stupid people from dying.
  • hueyhuey Posts: 11,697 ✭✭✭✭✭
    rage wrote: »
    This is a terrible, terrible, terrible idea....the dangers of alcohol are STAGGERING in comparison to weed.


    fosters_zps7c57e72f.jpg

    And yet, I'll still drink...

    Is that a Bizarre cd?
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    Enoch VI-VII
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  • konceptjoneskonceptjones Old School Playa Posts: 12,836 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2013
    freehuey89 wrote: »
    rage wrote: »
    This is a terrible, terrible, terrible idea....the dangers of alcohol are STAGGERING in comparison to weed.


    fosters_zps7c57e72f.jpg

    And yet, I'll still drink...

    Is that a Bizarre cd?

    Yup "Attack of the Weirdos".

    Told y'all I'm Detroit through and through.

    Attack of the Weirdos
    Plastikman "Sheet One"
    Indio (John Beltran & Sam Mcqueen) Self Titled album on Transmat

    All Detroit shit.
    i'm not sure which entity leaves people more abused and lost; the Porn Industry or Bad Boy Records.
    SneakDZAVIBERubato Garcia
  • SneakDZASneakDZA damn, am I a sinner? Posts: 11,159 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2013
    yeah so... umm... i know what i'm gonna be doing tonight...

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    judge not.
  • SneakDZASneakDZA damn, am I a sinner? Posts: 11,159 ✭✭✭✭✭
    freehuey89 wrote: »
    rage wrote: »
    This is a terrible, terrible, terrible idea....the dangers of alcohol are STAGGERING in comparison to weed.


    fosters_zps7c57e72f.jpg

    And yet, I'll still drink...

    Is that a Bizarre cd?

    Yup "Attack of the Weirdos".

    Told y'all I'm Detroit through and through.

    Attack of the Weirdos
    Plastikman "Sheet One"
    Indio (John Beltran & Sam Mcqueen) Self Titled album on Transmat

    All Detroit shit.


    oh snap. i forgot about that plastikman record. about to go download that shit tout suite.
  • VIBEVIBE Posts: 54,060 ✭✭✭✭✭
    aka lets find new ways to kill ourselves faster, YOLO2013.
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