Dudes who play bball with their Girlfriends Unappreciation Thread

Elzo69Revolutions

So i almost got into it w this nigga at the gym today...
Here is the story we playing a game...game is tied, next basket wins. i m bringing the ball up, at the top of the key i call for a screen. i go over the screen and the girl switches on me. I immediately clear the post, i back her down, drop step basket. Game Over....Now homeboy is all irate talking bout i was too rough on his girl....i told him this aint Love and Basketball now sit down and call NEXT!!!

Law Trafalgar

So figuratively speaking you nutted in her face?

Stopitfive

I aint never play with a dude and his girl in a serious game...
I used to hate it when I be playing with my chick at the court and niggas ask if we wanna play... nigga foul my chick its war...

KingJamal

He shouldn't of had her in the game then lol

lol @ Elzo clearing her out and she catches a elbow after he grabs a rebound

Young_Chitlin

Pics of the girlfriend?

Elzo69Revolutions

But ole girl was setting all kinds of back and blind screens elbowing niggas in their ribs and shit lmao....

RodrigueZz

Who put a basketball court in the kitchen?

Elzo69Revolutions

Young_Chitlin wrote: »

Pics of the girlfriend?

Idk them this ws my first time going to that gym

Plap Star

i done seen that shit before

ill run a bitch over in a heartbeat

when they nigga say something i just tell em aye she stepped on the court, she a man in this game

Shizlansky

Hooped with a cpl chicks before.

They go hard on me, I'm showing no mercy.
Game is close, I'm showing no mercy
Bitch take a shot, I'm showing no mercy.
Bitch take more then one dribble a possession, I'm showing no mercy.

ChicagoBears

Word, I give no fucks if a female is playing. If I am about to tomahawk? Idgaf I will dunk on that hoe in front of her man and then look at her man like...




Lmao females try to act all tough like they can ball, unless your Skylar Diggins or Lisa Leslie...

pelle pelle

Elzo69Revolutions wrote: »

this aint Love and Basketball now sit down and call NEXT!!!

^^^^lmao

playmaker88

If you are on the court.. there is no mercy. Whether it be kids.. or women im not one of those... i aint gonna play to hard on them cats....

ohhhla

RodrigueZz wrote: »

Who put a basketball court in the kitchen?

INB4 Loca catching feelings to this post.

Top Cat

She go have my dick on her back the whole game

playmaker88

N64 wrote: »

She go have my dick on her back the whole game

behind the back pass

Elzo69Revolutions

The crazy thing is we really didnt attack her the whole game..we never passed the ball to the guy that she was guarding

Top Cat

playmaker88 wrote: »

N64 wrote: »

She go have my dick on her back the whole game

behind the back pass

Why u upload a pic of some chick just to say pass

Oh I get it, you rather have your dick on another dude back

CC_Poncho

I hoop wit ruthless niggas who won't hesitate to dunk on a woman or child. Ain't nothin worse than watchin a chick score 10 outta 12 pts b/c some dude doesn't wanna block a females shot.

bull6599

Only chicks I ever played ball against could actually ball. Namely my cousin & her best friend (who happened to be my ex-gf's cousin). They both played ball at Western Carolina on scholarship though so they played just like men...prolly cuz they played against dudes most of their life. They knew we weren't giving them shit just b/c they were girls though.

Mdizzle9000

lol I thought you meant shootin around with ya shawty, like wtf is wrong with that?

but yeah i hate when bitches is on the court in general, trynna be competitive but complainin you coppin feels when they post up

Mdizzle9000

double post

Matt-

at this point in my career i can't even guard these chicks that hoop and they'll probably lock me down so stuff like this really aint an issue. just got my jump shot tho.

DJ Pauls Arm

RodrigueZz wrote: »

Who put a basketball court in the kitchen?

hilarious

Shizlansky

I'll be damned if a chick kill me on the court.

Matt-

i remember one time, maybe around high school, we were playing some kind of game at a basketball camp and there was a girl on the other team, and anyway the ball was about to go out of bounds on our team so i tried to do the thing where instead of saving it, you just throw it off the other player and let it go out of bounds off them. So turn around mid air and throw a bullet at that girl who was like a foot away from me and the ball hit her square in her still growing tits. i mean if it hit her in the mouth it probably would have taken out some teeth. and to make it worse her dad was there being the referee for the game and she's over there grabbin her tits wincing in pain and i'm just there bug-eyed like "uhhhhh.....BALL OUT!!"