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Ether For The Soul: Return Of The Simp Chronicles

black caesarblack caesar Posts: 11,528 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited January 2013 in For The Grown & Sexy
We have to do it again. For those that have been on the old IC remembers this thread.

Got a story where the opposite sex soaked matches in kerosene and lit up your soul?

Any stories where you put yourself out there and looked like a sucker? Post them.

Any life lessons that you learned from the experience. Let's us know ladies and gentlemen.

[B}NO ONE IS EXEMPT FROM THIS. YOU COME IN THIS THREAD AND COMMENT, YOU HAVE TO DROP STORY.[/B]
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  • DupacDupac Retired PurgatoryPosts: 68,179 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2013
    i think i told all my stories, i'm trying to see if i can remember any really good ones that happened to anyone else...

    bignorm
  • 700700 Praying 5 times a day to catch a plug Plap City, FLAPosts: 14,461 ✭✭✭✭✭
    i think i told the story on the bitch that break my heart

    fuck that hoe, karma a bitch

    that hoe fat now

    KingJamal wrote: »
    @b00kie do u have any Boosie stories u can tell?

    b00kie wrote: »
    KingJamal wrote: »
    @b00kie do u have any Boosie stories u can tell?
    haha He cool man, I wasn't in the streets but

    He was always lil, like 5'3. But a big mouth, couple times nigga had to square up. At the football game he took that stick the drum major had and cracked a nigga over the head w it and broke the stick

    Nigga was cold on the bball court though, I didn't get that starting spot until he stopped coming to school. School let out at 3 we had to stay till the games at 6 so he used to just rap about whatever people talkin about passng time.

    Then he started hanging w C-Loc and them, rappin/hustling whatever, rarely came to school anymore. When he did he would just be Polo down.... come, counting stacks $ at recess, everybody lookin.

    OH and biology class blunt fell out his ear and the teacher tried to grab it. He twist that lady arm grabbed the blunt off the floor n left. lol
    Far from a groupie...but a Boosie story

    Nga was in the club and I was out and about in another state..I was doing business there and decide to step out...and heard dude was going to be at the club on the radio...Now I don't know dude like that..but again my patnas know dude...I goes to the club..dude has his own section in the club..him and his crew and a few women...I walk up to the area and he comes over and he like you be in B.R. and you be wit such and such and I was like yea..he like mayne what you doing out here..I told him.. he was like..mayne you family come on in V.I.P. and get what you want..you want this..you want that..i was like nah..nga handed me a bottle and told me just to take it...again I don't know dude like that to be gettin a bottle..but the love he showed..I see why ngas love this nga down here so much...so I was leaving the club after he performed..nga was like you good you need bread..you need money on a room..and I was like shocked the nga even reached out like that..and I was like nah.. Nga didn't care who you were..if he fucks wit you..he fucks wit you..that's why alot cats fuck wit the lil nga...




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  • black caesarblack caesar Posts: 11,528 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Plap Star wrote: »
    i think i told the story on the bitch that break my heart

    fuck that hoe, karma a bitch

    that hoe fat now

    Cleanse the ether out of your soul. Tell your story.
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  • Ajackson17Ajackson17 On the shoulders of Giants and Elders in history UniversePosts: 22,455 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Um girl try to diss me and shit,dont remember the details that much. Than she has a child she dont know who thw father is.
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  • black caesarblack caesar Posts: 11,528 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Plap Star wrote: »
    Ajackson17 wrote: »
    Um girl try to diss me and shit,dont remember the details that much. Than she has a child she dont know who thw father is.


    yo ether just happened earlier
    Lady_Zee wrote: »
    Jackson you weird me out man.

    PM'ing me out of the blue to ask what's the cost of living out in Ireland?

    Stay that side of the Atlantic buddy...

    coldblooded

    @Lady_Zee Can you confirm this?
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  • SionSion Moderator, Legion of Trill, AHH Content Producer, AHH Editor Posts: 44,649 Regulator
    SMMFH I will bless this thread later on tonight.... maaaaaaannnn this brings back memories.....

    IC Moderator and AHH Editor

    http://community.allhiphop.com/categories/site-help

    ^^^ If you need anything go here

    jono wrote: »
    This is the folly of the internet. Its become a bastion of misinformation, rumors, conspiracies and propaganda. A place where a person with no face or name can make accusations at any time with no verification or credentials and brainwash a small segment of people.
    T. Sanford wrote: »
    Message to the trills of the IC: May Legion Of Trill be your enemies downfall
  • SionSion Moderator, Legion of Trill, AHH Content Producer, AHH Editor Posts: 44,649 Regulator
    Du_Du wrote: »
    i think i told al my stories, i'm trying to see if i can remember any really good ones that happened to anyone else...

    Yeah we told our stories a while back. So did Ms. Jones, Shenco, Big Norm and a few others. It's time for the new cats to drop their stories.

    Beezy, and Sour Patch don't have to post. We saw that happen.

    Shit I dont remember their stories, they should come back and post up theirs......

    IC Moderator and AHH Editor

    http://community.allhiphop.com/categories/site-help

    ^^^ If you need anything go here

    jono wrote: »
    This is the folly of the internet. Its become a bastion of misinformation, rumors, conspiracies and propaganda. A place where a person with no face or name can make accusations at any time with no verification or credentials and brainwash a small segment of people.
    T. Sanford wrote: »
    Message to the trills of the IC: May Legion Of Trill be your enemies downfall
    bignorm
  • DupacDupac Retired PurgatoryPosts: 68,179 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Du you gotta learn how to wrap this shit up b.
    man i just read that shit back..

    that shit flows pretty nicely....i couldn't' in good faith cut anything out of that story and it maintains the same effect...

    The Prodigalson
  • black caesarblack caesar Posts: 11,528 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sion. wrote: »
    SMMFH I will bless this thread later on tonight.... maaaaaaannnn this brings back memories.....

    We need that story. lol
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  • black caesarblack caesar Posts: 11,528 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2013
    Sion. wrote: »
    Du_Du wrote: »
    i think i told al my stories, i'm trying to see if i can remember any really good ones that happened to anyone else...

    Yeah we told our stories a while back. So did Ms. Jones, Shenco, Big Norm and a few others. It's time for the new cats to drop their stories.

    Beezy, and Sour Patch don't have to post. We saw that happen.

    Shit I dont remember their stories, they should come back and post up theirs......

    Go here:

    http://community.allhiphop.com/discussion/154728/the-most-fukked-up-ways-youwitnessed-someone-got-rejected/p1

    We posted a while back.You were in the thread too, but you didn't drop one.

    As for Beezy, you didn't see the posts when @icecoldstew smashed Beezy and said her head game was wack. All while she was getting patted down by TSA. Then he showed pictures of her texts.

    Here's Sourpatch's story:

    http://community.allhiphop.com/discussion/148939/this-what-happens-when-you-move-in-with-an-internet-whore#latest
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  • Matt-Matt- stew Posts: 21,585 ✭✭✭✭✭
    i wont even read any post over 2 sentences long. but i always make time for one of du du's short stories. they are always funny.
    DupacLurker6englishdude
  • Recaptimus_Prime360Recaptimus_Prime360 Earned my Masters and Ph.d in Phat Booty-ology Posts: 63,722 ✭✭✭✭✭
    aone415 wrote: »
    Haha...

    When I was in college I was dating this skinny redbone chick... then I met the girl I wound up marrying...

    I was in love with the new chick (my wife now) and broke up with the redbone... so she starts dating this Black ass nigga Sam (more about him later)... so one night redbone calls me and is like, "You know I'm with Sam now" and I'm like, "yeah I heard... good for you and that ugly nigga" CLICK...

    An hour later my phone rings and it's Sam... this nigga hits me with "Yo I heard you said I was ugly" I'm dying laughing at this clown and tell him "WTF you care about what I think you look like? You must be a faggot, FOH nigga"... I could hear his soul hurting on the other end of the line so he challenges me to a fight in the morning... I was like bet and I promised to knock his teeth out for this lame shit. I called ole girl and told her that she basically got her new BF a hospital visit for her fuckery... he calls back with the backdown... "yo man what we gonna fight for??" so we don't fight... but I clowned this dude fo rthe rest of the semester.... so where's my ether in this story????

    Sam changed his name to Pras (Fugees) about 2 years later this nigga became a millionaire pushing Ferraris and shit thru the hood... my soul burns everytime I see that dude.

    Ducktales but still etherous

    AGSN: OUR MOVEMENT STILL CONTINUES.
    GettinLo
  • Elzo69RenaissanceElzo69Renaissance Never selling dreams, always serving cream SeattlePosts: 49,519 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I think i contributed to the OG thread but i ll drop some shit later
    As I look back over a misspent life, I find myself more and more convinced that I had more fun posting on the IC than in any other enterprise. It is really the life of kings.

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