*back by popular demand...(And by Popular I mean the two people @haute and the other dude whose name I just forgot cuz I smoked too much weed as a teen
)...THE BIBLE TRANSLATION THREAD
Post a Bible verse in this thread and I shall translate it in a way that, yes, even you, can understand...
Help me, help you. I'll start it off...
"In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was on the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved on the face of the waters."
TRANSLATION: "God, who was black (we know this because he created beings he calls his children, promised to come back & never did, after getting a random bitch pregnant and smooooooth let her husband take care of the damn baby knowing GOTdamned well it wasnt his...) made Earth & outer space.
THE EARTH WAS WITHOUT FORM:
Mother Earth was a ratchet ass bitch, sitting with her legs wide open from the west of Pangaea to the East, Mount Everest was the hump on the bitch back. She never learned to sit like a lady. No form at all.
AND DARKNESS WAS IN THE FACE OF THE DEEP: *does more research...puts on reading glasses....SHRUGS & comes to logical conclusion*....APPARENTLY DRO WAS THERE.
AND THE SPIRIT OF GOD MOVED THE WATERS:
God farts in the bathtub like everybody else...but yall still worship the nigga like he special or something. Just cuz he can walk on the same water he fart in. Amma let yall cook though.