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The Official 2013 "I'm livin the SINGLE, SINGLE, SINGLE, SINGLE, SINGLE...LIFE" Thread...

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  • ShuffingtonShuffington Posts: 3,722 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I dont know if I'm even built for a relationship anymore.

    I mean if a Haute like woman comes into my life... then we will see...
    but will I even notice?
  • DupacDupac Retired PurgatoryPosts: 68,159 ✭✭✭✭✭
    N64 wrote: »
    Bitch you love my posts


    Du you a snitch, a rat fink, tattletell

    and you a coward

    KatAjackson17texas409
  • Trollio Trollio Trollololololololololol Posts: 25,477 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Du_Du wrote: »
    N64 wrote: »
    Bitch you love my posts


    Du you a snitch, a rat fink, tattletell

    and you a coward

    That sir is fighting words

    I challenge you to a duel!!!!!
    The Hacker. Top Cat. Tex. Wishbone Jones. George Costanza.
    Ajackson17texas409
  • DupacDupac Retired PurgatoryPosts: 68,159 ✭✭✭✭✭
    if you're the challenger, then by default I'm the Champion.. therefore I already won

    Ajackson17
  • 700700 Praying 5 times a day to catch a plug Plap City, FLAPosts: 14,461 ✭✭✭✭✭
    thats why i love ms jones

    we can do this, fuck the bullshit
    KingJamal wrote: »
    @b00kie do u have any Boosie stories u can tell?

    b00kie wrote: »
    KingJamal wrote: »
    @b00kie do u have any Boosie stories u can tell?
    haha He cool man, I wasn't in the streets but

    He was always lil, like 5'3. But a big mouth, couple times nigga had to square up. At the football game he took that stick the drum major had and cracked a nigga over the head w it and broke the stick

    Nigga was cold on the bball court though, I didn't get that starting spot until he stopped coming to school. School let out at 3 we had to stay till the games at 6 so he used to just rap about whatever people talkin about passng time.

    Then he started hanging w C-Loc and them, rappin/hustling whatever, rarely came to school anymore. When he did he would just be Polo down.... come, counting stacks $ at recess, everybody lookin.

    OH and biology class blunt fell out his ear and the teacher tried to grab it. He twist that lady arm grabbed the blunt off the floor n left. lol
    Far from a groupie...but a Boosie story

    Nga was in the club and I was out and about in another state..I was doing business there and decide to step out...and heard dude was going to be at the club on the radio...Now I don't know dude like that..but again my patnas know dude...I goes to the club..dude has his own section in the club..him and his crew and a few women...I walk up to the area and he comes over and he like you be in B.R. and you be wit such and such and I was like yea..he like mayne what you doing out here..I told him.. he was like..mayne you family come on in V.I.P. and get what you want..you want this..you want that..i was like nah..nga handed me a bottle and told me just to take it...again I don't know dude like that to be gettin a bottle..but the love he showed..I see why ngas love this nga down here so much...so I was leaving the club after he performed..nga was like you good you need bread..you need money on a room..and I was like shocked the nga even reached out like that..and I was like nah.. Nga didn't care who you were..if he fucks wit you..he fucks wit you..that's why alot cats fuck wit the lil nga...




    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=uMoBtaS-wvg&fb_source=message
    Dupac
  • 700700 Praying 5 times a day to catch a plug Plap City, FLAPosts: 14,461 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Plap Star wrote: »
    Plap Star wrote: »
    these white hoes be freaks

    all of em

    hlf nosigned that in another thread

    now kat in here tlakin bout bein fucked with bottles and shit

    dont no sign me no mo hlf, i tell nothin but the truth

    i keep it 700

    lmao Im tellin u bruh. I wish u was right but Ive met a few that aint got it in them.

    i aint never met a white girl that wasnt freak nasty

    or maybe cracka bitches just turn up for niggas

    you just aint black enough to see what i see

    U dont even fuck with white ppl so either your lying or going off of the porn u watch. Ive attempted to fuck with some white chics who couldnt even it take it smh

    U cant win this convo bruh. Trust me.

    just cause i dont fuck with white people dont mean i dont see em on a regular basis

    KingJamal wrote: »
    @b00kie do u have any Boosie stories u can tell?

    b00kie wrote: »
    KingJamal wrote: »
    @b00kie do u have any Boosie stories u can tell?
    haha He cool man, I wasn't in the streets but

    He was always lil, like 5'3. But a big mouth, couple times nigga had to square up. At the football game he took that stick the drum major had and cracked a nigga over the head w it and broke the stick

    Nigga was cold on the bball court though, I didn't get that starting spot until he stopped coming to school. School let out at 3 we had to stay till the games at 6 so he used to just rap about whatever people talkin about passng time.

    Then he started hanging w C-Loc and them, rappin/hustling whatever, rarely came to school anymore. When he did he would just be Polo down.... come, counting stacks $ at recess, everybody lookin.

    OH and biology class blunt fell out his ear and the teacher tried to grab it. He twist that lady arm grabbed the blunt off the floor n left. lol
    Far from a groupie...but a Boosie story

    Nga was in the club and I was out and about in another state..I was doing business there and decide to step out...and heard dude was going to be at the club on the radio...Now I don't know dude like that..but again my patnas know dude...I goes to the club..dude has his own section in the club..him and his crew and a few women...I walk up to the area and he comes over and he like you be in B.R. and you be wit such and such and I was like yea..he like mayne what you doing out here..I told him.. he was like..mayne you family come on in V.I.P. and get what you want..you want this..you want that..i was like nah..nga handed me a bottle and told me just to take it...again I don't know dude like that to be gettin a bottle..but the love he showed..I see why ngas love this nga down here so much...so I was leaving the club after he performed..nga was like you good you need bread..you need money on a room..and I was like shocked the nga even reached out like that..and I was like nah.. Nga didn't care who you were..if he fucks wit you..he fucks wit you..that's why alot cats fuck wit the lil nga...




    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=uMoBtaS-wvg&fb_source=message
  • KatKat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownPosts: 49,996 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ms.jones wrote: »
    ms.jones wrote: »
    A guy called me last night with that bullshit, so I hung thee fuck up on his ass, and called my pussy eater. How dare he call my phone with that stress? FOH.

    I'm a fan of your pussy "eaten" stories. Like the one when the couple drinks your squirtle.

    Please tell more.

    Haaaa, she just texted me the other day. Wanted to know how I was doing.

    @lechic, I like men. Ugly, cute, ballin' or on a budget. I'm not in it for love right now. I'm on chill mode.

    "grow up"

    Difference is she been living that grown up life.

    Everything about your existence says I forgot this isn't college anymore.
    StewAjackson17
  • Trollio Trollio Trollololololololololol Posts: 25,477 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Nigga I'll come to your stoop and choke you out in front of yo mama
    The Hacker. Top Cat. Tex. Wishbone Jones. George Costanza.
    DupacAjackson17
  • NIKE...NIKE... Posts: 3,742 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Weed dealers are never single b..these hoes love to get hi and I love to get bitches...never lonely, never single..

  • Meta_ConsciousMeta_Conscious Hypocrite The BashmentPosts: 26,227 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ms.jones wrote: »
    ms.jones wrote: »
    A guy called me last night with that bullshit, so I hung thee fuck up on his ass, and called my pussy eater. How dare he call my phone with that stress? FOH.

    I'm a fan of your pussy "eaten" stories. Like the one when the couple drinks your squirtle.

    Please tell more.

    Haaaa, she just texted me the other day. Wanted to know how I was doing.

    @lechic, I like men. Ugly, cute, ballin' or on a budget. I'm not in it for love right now. I'm on chill mode.

    "grow up"

    Difference is she been living that grown up life.

    Everything about your existence says I forgot this isn't college anymore.

    see, now u playing yourself... stopitwhite...
    1of1
  • KatKat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownPosts: 49,996 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Stopitfive wrote: »
    ms.jones wrote: »
    ms.jones wrote: »
    A guy called me last night with that bullshit, so I hung thee fuck up on his ass, and called my pussy eater. How dare he call my phone with that stress? FOH.

    I'm a fan of your pussy "eaten" stories. Like the one when the couple drinks your squirtle.

    Please tell more.

    Haaaa, she just texted me the other day. Wanted to know how I was doing.

    @lechic, I like men. Ugly, cute, ballin' or on a budget. I'm not in it for love right now. I'm on chill mode.

    "grow up"

    Difference is she been living that grown up life.

    Everything about your existence says I forgot this isn't college anymore.

    see, now u playing yourself... stopitwhite...

    Oh, are my words starting to apply to you as well?

    My bad. Friends?
  • StoneColdMikeyStoneColdMikey mikeyismod CHITOWN THE BEST TOWNPosts: 33,092 Regulator
    Been single for a year now and not looking for a relationship. I graduate in June. I don't have time for that. I just been Chillin and living my life. I don't need a relationship when I can get pussy and have fun without no problems.
    #Mikeyismod2017
    Stewcoldshower75
  • 1of11of1 Posts: 37,468 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ms.jones wrote: »
    ms.jones wrote: »
    A guy called me last night with that bullshit, so I hung thee fuck up on his ass, and called my pussy eater. How dare he call my phone with that stress? FOH.

    I'm a fan of your pussy "eaten" stories. Like the one when the couple drinks your squirtle.

    Please tell more.

    Haaaa, she just texted me the other day. Wanted to know how I was doing.

    @lechic, I like men. Ugly, cute, ballin' or on a budget. I'm not in it for love right now. I'm on chill mode.
    When u movin back to DC?




    And more importantly, when is your squirtle moving back to DC?

  • 700700 Praying 5 times a day to catch a plug Plap City, FLAPosts: 14,461 ✭✭✭✭✭
    du why you do that
    KingJamal wrote: »
    @b00kie do u have any Boosie stories u can tell?

    b00kie wrote: »
    KingJamal wrote: »
    @b00kie do u have any Boosie stories u can tell?
    haha He cool man, I wasn't in the streets but

    He was always lil, like 5'3. But a big mouth, couple times nigga had to square up. At the football game he took that stick the drum major had and cracked a nigga over the head w it and broke the stick

    Nigga was cold on the bball court though, I didn't get that starting spot until he stopped coming to school. School let out at 3 we had to stay till the games at 6 so he used to just rap about whatever people talkin about passng time.

    Then he started hanging w C-Loc and them, rappin/hustling whatever, rarely came to school anymore. When he did he would just be Polo down.... come, counting stacks $ at recess, everybody lookin.

    OH and biology class blunt fell out his ear and the teacher tried to grab it. He twist that lady arm grabbed the blunt off the floor n left. lol
    Far from a groupie...but a Boosie story

    Nga was in the club and I was out and about in another state..I was doing business there and decide to step out...and heard dude was going to be at the club on the radio...Now I don't know dude like that..but again my patnas know dude...I goes to the club..dude has his own section in the club..him and his crew and a few women...I walk up to the area and he comes over and he like you be in B.R. and you be wit such and such and I was like yea..he like mayne what you doing out here..I told him.. he was like..mayne you family come on in V.I.P. and get what you want..you want this..you want that..i was like nah..nga handed me a bottle and told me just to take it...again I don't know dude like that to be gettin a bottle..but the love he showed..I see why ngas love this nga down here so much...so I was leaving the club after he performed..nga was like you good you need bread..you need money on a room..and I was like shocked the nga even reached out like that..and I was like nah.. Nga didn't care who you were..if he fucks wit you..he fucks wit you..that's why alot cats fuck wit the lil nga...




    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=uMoBtaS-wvg&fb_source=message
    Dupac
  • Meta_ConsciousMeta_Conscious Hypocrite The BashmentPosts: 26,227 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Stopitfive wrote: »
    ms.jones wrote: »
    ms.jones wrote: »
    A guy called me last night with that bullshit, so I hung thee fuck up on his ass, and called my pussy eater. How dare he call my phone with that stress? FOH.

    I'm a fan of your pussy "eaten" stories. Like the one when the couple drinks your squirtle.

    Please tell more.

    Haaaa, she just texted me the other day. Wanted to know how I was doing.

    @lechic, I like men. Ugly, cute, ballin' or on a budget. I'm not in it for love right now. I'm on chill mode.

    "grow up"

    Difference is she been living that grown up life.

    Everything about your existence says I forgot this isn't college anymore.

    see, now u playing yourself... stopitwhite...

    Oh, are my words starting to apply to you as well?

    My bad. Friends?

    no, you're just being hypocritical...
  • KatKat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownPosts: 49,996 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Eh, maybe a little...wouldn't be the first time.

    He still needs to grow his ass up though.
  • GettinLoGettinLo Posts: 8,035 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Thank you du..it's all making sense now.

    Stalking ass stalker.

    You know you meant nigga
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHnFHIdxlLo
    
    DupacMeta_ConsciousKatAjackson17fuc_i_look_like
  • Trollio Trollio Trollololololololololol Posts: 25,477 ✭✭✭✭✭
    She says nigga all the time
    The Hacker. Top Cat. Tex. Wishbone Jones. George Costanza.
    KatAjackson17
  • KatKat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownPosts: 49,996 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I think some of ya'll have an obsession with me saying the n word.

    Ajackson17Trollio
  • Recaptimus_Prime360Recaptimus_Prime360 Earned my Masters and Ph.d in Phat Booty-ology Posts: 63,683 ✭✭✭✭✭
    darkone360 wrote: »
    Well I WAS tryin to set up a date wit the white chick I use to deal wit this past Wednesday. But as usual the hefa wants to get in an argument with me, and cancels the whole thing. All b/c I told her she should wear a skirt to show off her thighs (which I enjoy). This hefa went feminist on me, took a offense of my compliment, and thought I was objectifying her as some piece of meat! Then had the AUDACITY to tell me unless I give her 20 dollars for the babysitter, then this convo is over.

    Wait WHAT...
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    Uh I pretty much told the hefa to go ask her babydaddy to pay that 20, b/c her daughter is not my responsibilty. Smh, why I said that. Incoming scroll of text about blah blah blah. Followed by "How dare you talk to me like that." Then victim role or "I've been verbally abused in my past" card she always pull. Yeah no date. Hefa sent me another scroll of text last night, but I wasn't in the mood for all that. Mainly b/c my homegirl had to be rushed to the hospital, and they had her on a ventilator. She's fine now tho.

    dumb move. $20 ain't shit bruh. You could have been in them guts right now.


    We haven't did anything for 7 months. So I'm kinda past caring about gettin some or not. She knows that but yet tries to use that "All you want is sex" card on me.


    @Kat...tell me about it. Smh. Not worth the drama.

    AGSN: OUR MOVEMENT STILL CONTINUES.
    KatPurr
  • taebootaeboo Posts: 4,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Been single for a long time, that may be changing soon. Don't know how I feel about being part of a couple again, I like my single life....
    Meta_Conscious
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