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The Official 2013 "I'm livin the SINGLE, SINGLE, SINGLE, SINGLE, SINGLE...LIFE" Thread...

darkone360darkone360 Posts: 20,734
in For The Grown & Sexy
This thread (which hopefully will get stickied for the whole year) is for all my IC folks out there who's been single for a minute, newly single, or who may end up being single as the year go on. This is the thread for YOU!


Share your thoughts of how single life has treating you along the way. Tell us your stories of any recent dates you've been on, and the ones in the upcoming months. Let us know how it turned out. Feel free to tell us the people you've met, and how y'all hooked up. Of course the thread wouldn't be right w/o tales from your sexual exploits (for some, there will be plenty) you've partaked in wit the opposite sex. Or how bout sharing any potential candidates you see CHANGING your relationship status down the line. And yes, post any L's you've taken along the way (inspired by the simp/ether thread). Just that simple.



Good day people.

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  • lechiclechic Posts: 10,672
    darkone360 wrote: »
    lechic wrote: »
    congrats on being lonely in 2013 :)


    You can tell when a muthafucca ain't been in many relationships, or JUST NOW gettin some kinda attention from the opposite sex. B/c when they FINALLY find someone who actually gives them the time or day, they act brand new, and s@@@ on the folks who's still single.

    Or its like Precious claiming she's reppin for the all big girls, but then loses the weight down to Jennifer Hudson size. Then turns on those same big girls she USE to rep by tellin them quit complainin, and take their fat azzz to the gym.

    Oh the ironing...MESSAGE!

    Damn, feelings. lol

    I was just joking with you, Lawd! Do not take my posts seriously if it's less than 3 sentences. GOT Dayum!
    Ajackson17Young Stef
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  • lechiclechic Posts: 10,672
    Makaveli Joker wrote: »
    lechic wrote: »
    congrats on being lonely in 2013 :)

    You want my penis so bad

    Naw, just your credit card(s).
    goldenjaice_cold
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  • lechiclechic Posts: 10,672
    darkone360 wrote: »
    lechic wrote: »
    darkone360 wrote: »
    lechic wrote: »
    congrats on being lonely in 2013 :)


    You can tell when a muthafucca ain't been in many relationships, or JUST NOW gettin some kinda attention from the opposite sex. B/c when they FINALLY find someone who actually gives them the time or day, they act brand new, and s@@@ on the folks who's still single.

    Or its like Precious claiming she's reppin for the all big girls, but then loses the weight down to Jennifer Hudson size. Then turns on those same big girls she USE to rep by tellin them quit complainin, and take their fat azzz to the gym.

    Oh the ironing...MESSAGE!

    Damn, feelings. lol

    I was just joking with you, Lawd! Do not take my posts seriously if it's less than 3 sentences. GOT Dayum!

    Ok woman do we ever take each other post seriously?? How are you the Queen of Sarcasm, yet don't recognize when you see it?? Imma need you to do better.

    Feelin free to take back the feelings you have me madam. Good day...nignog.

    :( excuse moi! Im not used to sarcastic posts that are two paragraphs long.

    Off the topic question: have you ever had sex in a cold vagina, like it wasnt warm but cold and dry?
    gns
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  • darkone360darkone360 Posts: 20,734
    lechic wrote: »
    darkone360 wrote: »
    lechic wrote: »
    darkone360 wrote: »
    lechic wrote: »
    congrats on being lonely in 2013 :)


    You can tell when a muthafucca ain't been in many relationships, or JUST NOW gettin some kinda attention from the opposite sex. B/c when they FINALLY find someone who actually gives them the time or day, they act brand new, and s@@@ on the folks who's still single.

    Or its like Precious claiming she's reppin for the all big girls, but then loses the weight down to Jennifer Hudson size. Then turns on those same big girls she USE to rep by tellin them quit complainin, and take their fat azzz to the gym.

    Oh the ironing...MESSAGE!

    Damn, feelings. lol

    I was just joking with you, Lawd! Do not take my posts seriously if it's less than 3 sentences. GOT Dayum!

    Ok woman do we ever take each other post seriously?? How are you the Queen of Sarcasm, yet don't recognize when you see it?? Imma need you to do better.

    Feelin free to take back the feelings you have me madam. Good day...nignog.

    :( excuse moi! Im not used to sarcastic posts that are two paragraphs long.

    Off the topic question: have you ever had sex in a cold vagina, like it wasnt warm but cold and dry?

    Cold...sorta. Dry...hell yeah! Not a good feeling. It's like someone giving you one of those old skool Indian burns.
    gns
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  • lechiclechic Posts: 10,672
    darkone360 wrote: »
    lechic wrote: »
    darkone360 wrote: »
    lechic wrote: »
    darkone360 wrote: »
    lechic wrote: »
    congrats on being lonely in 2013 :)


    You can tell when a muthafucca ain't been in many relationships, or JUST NOW gettin some kinda attention from the opposite sex. B/c when they FINALLY find someone who actually gives them the time or day, they act brand new, and s@@@ on the folks who's still single.

    Or its like Precious claiming she's reppin for the all big girls, but then loses the weight down to Jennifer Hudson size. Then turns on those same big girls she USE to rep by tellin them quit complainin, and take their fat azzz to the gym.

    Oh the ironing...MESSAGE!

    Damn, feelings. lol

    I was just joking with you, Lawd! Do not take my posts seriously if it's less than 3 sentences. GOT Dayum!

    Ok woman do we ever take each other post seriously?? How are you the Queen of Sarcasm, yet don't recognize when you see it?? Imma need you to do better.

    Feelin free to take back the feelings you have me madam. Good day...nignog.

    :( excuse moi! Im not used to sarcastic posts that are two paragraphs long.

    Off the topic question: have you ever had sex in a cold vagina, like it wasnt warm but cold and dry?

    Cold...sorta. Dry...hell yeah! Not a good feeling. It's like someone giving you one of those old skool Indian burns.

    Did u feel bad, like your love tool couldnt warm up her easy bake oven?
    SixSickSinsdwade206
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  • darkone360darkone360 Posts: 20,734
    lechic wrote: »
    darkone360 wrote: »
    lechic wrote: »
    darkone360 wrote: »
    lechic wrote: »
    darkone360 wrote: »
    lechic wrote: »
    congrats on being lonely in 2013 :)


    You can tell when a muthafucca ain't been in many relationships, or JUST NOW gettin some kinda attention from the opposite sex. B/c when they FINALLY find someone who actually gives them the time or day, they act brand new, and s@@@ on the folks who's still single.

    Or its like Precious claiming she's reppin for the all big girls, but then loses the weight down to Jennifer Hudson size. Then turns on those same big girls she USE to rep by tellin them quit complainin, and take their fat azzz to the gym.

    Oh the ironing...MESSAGE!

    Damn, feelings. lol

    I was just joking with you, Lawd! Do not take my posts seriously if it's less than 3 sentences. GOT Dayum!

    Ok woman do we ever take each other post seriously?? How are you the Queen of Sarcasm, yet don't recognize when you see it?? Imma need you to do better.

    Feelin free to take back the feelings you have me madam. Good day...nignog.

    :( excuse moi! Im not used to sarcastic posts that are two paragraphs long.

    Off the topic question: have you ever had sex in a cold vagina, like it wasnt warm but cold and dry?

    Cold...sorta. Dry...hell yeah! Not a good feeling. It's like someone giving you one of those old skool Indian burns.

    Did u feel bad, like your love tool couldnt warm up her easy bake oven?


    Not really. Figured either she wasn't in the mood, or needed help to "warm up." That or she helped herself warm-up. If all else fails, lube it.
    whitecracker
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  • darkone360darkone360 Posts: 20,734
    TrueraPP wrote: »
    Any one in the age range of 18-24 should not be dating period.

    I try to tell my niggas this but they not trying to hear me.


    Explain.
    caddo maniron man1gns
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  • Wild SelfWild Self Posts: 3,599
    This should be a hook up thread.
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  • MzGrahamBitchesMzGrahamBitches Posts: 15,792
    Dark stop fucking with that chick..she sounds like an uptight bitch.
    Max.Top Catdarkone360GodNThaBuild'n
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  • Omega_ConflictOmega_Conflict Posts: 14,624
    darkone360 wrote: »
    Well I WAS tryin to set up a date wit the white chick I use to deal wit this past Wednesday. But as usual the hefa wants to get in an argument with me, and cancels the whole thing. All b/c I told her she should wear a skirt to show off her thighs (which I enjoy). This hefa went feminist on me, took a offense of my compliment, and thought I was objectifying her as some piece of meat! Then had the AUDACITY to tell me unless I give her 20 dollars for the babysitter, then this convo is over.

    Wait WHAT...
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    Uh I pretty much told the hefa to go ask her babydaddy to pay that 20, b/c her daughter is not my responsibilty. Smh, why I said that. Incoming scroll of text about blah blah blah. Followed by "How dare you talk to me like that." Then victim role or "I've been verbally abused in my past" card she always pull. Yeah no date. Hefa sent me another scroll of text last night, but I wasn't in the mood for all that. Mainly b/c my homegirl had to be rushed to the hospital, and they had her on a ventilator. She's fine now tho.

    dumb move. $20 ain't shit bruh. You could have been in them guts right now.
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  • Omega_ConflictOmega_Conflict Posts: 14,624
    Lady_Zee wrote: »
    Been single for a while now, got my mind right focused on making money and getting my degree..

    I don't date, prioritising right now.

    lol you not getting none
    SixSickSins
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  • Ajackson17Ajackson17 Posts: 6,623
    I know two 18s married and now 25 and happily married. It can work.
    SixSickSinsPerfect
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  • TrueraPPTrueraPP Posts: 1,072
    Ajackson17 wrote: »
    I know two 18s married and now 25 and happily married. It can work.

    One of them cheated or is still cheating or they got a open relationship.
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  • Max.Max. Posts: 6,789
    I like the freedom i can sleep in...dont have to answer no calls/texts...Im 23 w/ no kids so in my mind im winning...i been single for maybe 10 months...if i meet a chick n smash i gota feel her out first bcuz i dont like the type that be catching feelings..im lookn for a bad one tho w/job n good head on her shoulders than ima drop a seed in her...too many cats is getn ugly bitches pregnant...thats top 5 worst fears...i be passing up pussy from a ugly broad
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  • SixSickSinsSixSickSins Posts: 3,130
    @FreeHuey89 & I are hooking up this year. Faaaar later down the road, after extensive world traveling and career success, we will have the first (ha! bet it won't be) IC baby. Prospective names include Hueyetta Mergatroyd Meshmert or Huey Phig Newton. This has been discussed at great lengths, with @Empress_ mediating, and I am proud to say the future looks promising. Let's all have a great year!
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